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ways to impress women
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Are you claiming to truly know my mind? How sexist!
I'm sorry, but how is making an assumption of your personality and preference based on statements you've made and likely elements from your profile sexist? JackOfHearts87, Hi, There's been a lot of sexism going on in these threads recently, it seems. I just wish it would die down. How does anyone expect to find a life partner if this sexism nonsense is going on? It doesn't make sense. lol :) That's so whack! There has been alot of sexism, only it has perverted itself to the point of flying into a self-righteous indignation over anything one could get offended over if taken out of context, when the thread is obviously satire ( did you think I consider wearing a cape or inventing AIDS to be a turn-on for women?) Nobody's wife, I do dig your take on honesty, that's why I have to be serious and break it down with brutal honesty once in a while. Any woman who took offence at this thread achieved nothing more than mental masturbation. I may have an odd sense of humor, but at least I get jokes. Here's a way to impress men ladies-don't take yourself too seriously, nobody finds it impressive unless they share your passion for psychological self-gratification. Cheers! |
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Odd feelings
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Because he's probably new to the dating scene like you appear to be and he feels a comraderie and would like input about our culture and customs from someone he thought might be able to relate a little bit. Or maybe not, but you really shouldn't assume that everyone who sends you a friend invite on this site is interested sexually or romantically.
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I recognize you. Your original profile was better, more forthcoming. I didn't look at this profile because you're pretty unique in your speech as well as the meshing issues you're experiencing between your old culture as an Indian and your new culture. My advice is still the same, don't worry about the psuedo-femanists. The women you want won't be swayed by the opinion of one or two women who are looking for a confrontation just for kicks. Don't aim to change just to appease, it shows a lack of confidence and none of the women I've ever met worth having would want a man who they didn't think was at least a little bit of a challenge, most women seem to equate confidence with testosterone. Just my experience though. Good luck!
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mail order groom
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O.K. ladies, one slightly used man for sale or rent. The brakes are bad but the tires are good, any bids? All interesting trades considered. Snuffy you might want to be careful. You know there is one lady on here thats its no secret is looking for a husband. And she's willing to relocate. Rent to own's a pretty good option. 
But of course. I do come with a maitenance free warranty. Satisfaction is guaranteed. |
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mail order groom
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O.K. ladies, one slightly used man for sale or rent. The brakes are bad but the tires are good, any bids? All interesting trades considered. Snuffy you might want to be careful. You know there is one lady on here thats its no secret is looking for a husband. And she's willing to relocate. Rent to own's a pretty good option. |
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mail order groom
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I'll take what's behind curtain number 3 please 
That hurts coming from someone with a tie-dye pick. I had to take mine down because everyone assumed my brain was fried. You probably remember it and are just jealous. Hater! 
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mail order groom
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i'll rent ya and see how it goes ;) I'm sure reasonable terms could be met, but I'm a little out of your 100 mile range. |
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mail order groom
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Yep. I could sure use a good man who knows how to properly bathe my squirrel. And my two dogs, too, of course. Sigh.Oh, Axl, you've set the bar so high. 
6 out of 8's good enough for the girls I go with. |
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Topic:
mail order groom
Edited by
Snuffulluffuguss
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Wed 08/10/11 09:19 PM
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O.K. ladies, one slightly used man for sale or rent. The brakes are bad but the tires are good, any bids? All interesting trades considered. I would get to the highest bid if he still have a high performance engine despite the bad brakes 
Can the man bathe 6 dogs and 2 squirrels at a time without losing anyone of them? Can he do the dishes without chipping or much less breaking any one of it? Without the use of a dishwasher huh! Can he do laundry for the mistress of the house without her clothes getting stained? Handwash, I mean. Can he prepare delectable dishes without so much use of any preservatives and additives? Can he fix the bed well right before getting out of the room first thing in the morning? Lastly, can he still remember his 4th grade lessons so as to be able to assist a 9yo brilliant girl with her homeworks if the need arises? And oh! Can he troubleshoot cars, computers, appliances and fix the drain? ...What??? Ohhh! You meant mail to order groom! My bad... 
Everything but the dogs, squirrel, and computer. Is bathing the mistress of the house without her getting away a fair compromise? There aren't many motors with more h.p. out there, yet it can run at top speed 24/7 and never miss a lick. |
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mail order groom
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As long as your antenna isn't bent or broken off, I'm sure somebody'll kick your tires for ya. 
The antenna's my favorite part. |
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mail order groom
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I am a collector's item, but I guess it takes an eye for art to appreciate the splendor that is Snuffulluffugus. I'm glad there are a few educated palates roaming this website. 
I remember that poem about Sesame Street. Sweetest thing anyone's ever written to me, hope I've lived up to it so far. |
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mail order groom
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I am a collector's item, but I guess it takes an eye for art to appreciate the splendor that is Snuffulluffugus. I'm glad there are a few educated palates roaming this website.
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new pic
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Well, the only logical conclusion I can draw is, despite my Buddha belly, my good looks are still too intimidating for the common woman. Believe it or not, I am approachable, I have my pants custom tailored onto me everymorning just like the next guy.
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new pic
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Wow, one hour, six views and nobody's replied or viewed my profile? Ouch sisters! I know I say some outlandish $hitt sometimes, but I'm usually just being a smartarse.
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mail order groom
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O.K. ladies, one slightly used man for sale or rent. The brakes are bad but the tires are good, any bids? All interesting trades considered.
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WHAT DID YOU CALL ME??
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I've been referred to as worst, but unfornately it didn't rhyme. Im Snuff And im tough im really rough I dont do fluff I love muff and I love to puff wanna see my stuff dont call my bluff, Or ill put your a$$ in the duff. Show nuff! 
Nice |
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WHAT DID YOU CALL ME??
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I've been referred to as worst, but unfornately it didn't rhyme.
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WHAT DID YOU CALL ME??
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Scott-love my name- thought Rosqirta was witty.
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new pic
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I added a new photo, 70lbs lighter than when I joined mingle- 30lbs from target weight. Still overweight, but making progress. Be honest ladies, if I didn't have such killer charm, could I skate by on looks alone?
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Only if I'm eating fish that day.
Ever had a vd? |
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