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I had a idea just jump in my head for a great thread. Imagine you worked at a fortune cookie factory, writing fortunes and you could write whatever you wanted to. What would you write?
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Whatever you do, don't invest in pyramid schemes.
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'You keep eating fortune cookie.
We own you soon. Then you work in hot kitchen.' |
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If you close your eyes, nobody can see you.
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"we're watching you"
"You know that wasn't chicken, right? 
You don;t want to know what was in that "cream" sauce.  
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Have a nice day, sucka,
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Wait 30 minutes after eating to swim. No horseplay.
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Please don't eat me! Everything's all @*&%ed up in this cookie head, but I know I wasn't alway a fortune cookie, I'm reeeaaaal!
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"Go milk a turtle."
"**** happens." |
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Hecho en Mexico.
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My fortune cookie would read "don't believe everything you read"
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"Just Believe"
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"You are beautiful!"
"Create a wonderful day!" "Do something nice for a stranger" "You are exactly where you ought to be" "If you don't like it, make another choice" "Inject joy in all you do!" "Your most important work is play" "Look up ... look down ... and know that you are in the middle of it all" "Try is a no which lacks conviction or a yes which lacks confidence" |
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"You are beautiful!" "Create a wonderful day!" "Do something nice for a stranger" "You are exactly where you ought to be" "If you don't like it, make another choice" "Inject joy in all you do!" "Your most important work is play" "Look up ... look down ... and know that you are in the middle of it all" "Try is a no which lacks conviction or a yes which lacks confidence" Nice as usual. |
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Don't eat yellow snow.
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