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ways to impress a date
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Get in the car and insist on the most expensive restaurant around, drink until slobbering drunk, flirt excessively with every person of the opposite sex within 100 feet then look offended when they try and insinuate that you might fool around. while asking" What kind of a person do you think I am?" It would never happen, drunk women are easy.  Well I guess you could just wait until she passes out. But wouldn't slipping her a roofie be cheaper than buying drinks all night? OH HELL just smack her over the head to knock her out, and tell her you wanna play cave man. On second thought "that might actually work with some women." What kind of gentleman do you think I am? If sex didn't happen before she passed out, I'd just order pay-per-view porn in her living room. There's nothing funny about date-rape  No offense meant Snuffy SORRY. Would you rifle through her underwear drawer too? Or am I just assuming too much?  |
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Open an employment agency for illegal immigrants.
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Get a full page ad in your local newspaper offering VCR tape rewinding services at rock-bottom prices.
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Let people pay to beat you up.
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Create a newspaper for the dislexic.
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Adopt 50 orphans and start your own sweat shop turning out Louis Vuitton purses. For every 50 purses they turn out in a 16hr shift, you could give them a sticker to put on their sewing machine to keep worker morale and productivity high.
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Travel door to door shaving cats.
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Open a tavern for the elderly.
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Took pictures of me in my underwear while I was asleep, then sold them on the internet.
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Steals Sweet-N-Low from restraunts.
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Treats men like objects.
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While other men strive to leave women wanting more, he leaves them satisfied. In all fairness, that was supposed to be under Snuffy. That guy is sexy! |
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While other men strive to leave women wanting more, he leaves them satisfied.
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Slept with Mrs. Claus that why he didn't get any presents last Christmas Maybe not, but Mrs. Claus has paid my rent ever since. Has a fetish that incorporates a turkey baster. |
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Dresses her cats up every Christmas, huffs modeling glue, and re-enacts the nativity scene.
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Is currently in denial about how sexy bald men are.
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Was ground-zero for HIV.
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Was arrested for child labor violations in Taiwaan.
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Doesn't shoo flies away when they land on her face.
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Has a collection of condom balloon animals.
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