shasta shasta .... you got to work cover girl of the world

china may become one but, we got secret weapon BUSh.

It's a bad idea to date a person from work. Cause it can compromise the
security and the interest of a company plus, your own job security.
Remember, if a person at work knows you are interested in them that
leaves you open to be either a fall guy/girl or even an accomplice to
whatever may happen.

1. If the girl or guy you like alot is stealing from the company will
you try to talk them out of it or turn them in? Now, if you try to talk
them out of it and they refuse can you bring yourself forward to turning
them in to the authorities?

2. If the guy/girl is seeking to elevate themself in a company and you
come along and take that spot. The problem you have to look at is
A)Sexual Harrassment B)Since they are involved with you ...I smell
set-up...


Now,if you are able to keep it discreet and discretionary without any
hints or paper trails that you two are an item then all the more power
to you.. But,just remember you dealing with a loaded gun.

regardless if you are married or not the love or sex drive doesn't
diminished unless you allow it to happen because of certain situations
that cause it to happen. It's that age old bullsh*t saying that both men
and women state that they been married soo long that after, a while sex
is orlove making becomes boring. It's only boring cause you do the same
stuff everyday. Did you ever think about trying to re-ignite old flames
of romantic places you did it in. Being open to new ideas or thoughts. I
know for a fact women minds are always open to new thoughts and ideas..

The misconception of men thinking to stop a woman from having sex is to
marry her. If that was true then we wouldn't have one of the largest
adulterous and fornication rate as a reason for Marriage failures
leading to Divorce.

#1 reason why women cheat on men because "Men have stopped touching
them, telling them that they are beautiful and even a romantic thought
or gesture is nice"


Women are a delicate creature they are to be respected and love whether
in a relationship,dating or married. It's kinda of also along the line
that women are in fact more insecure then men about their looks and
their sensuality and thus, need to be reaffirmed of their beauty and of
course that they are loved and most of all desired.

The only reason why researchers are right on the topic of when women are
married then sex stops because of one factor alone... Men stop touching
women, telling they are beautiful and making or letting a woman know
that she is desireable after a while.



bring her flowers, bring her chocolates, cuddle and snuggle with her.
Watch a romantic film together , let her know that the magic is still
there and you both have each other.

One wish would cover it all... Human Perfection.. There be no wars only
Logic, No hunger cause everyone who know how to ration their food out
and even be able to cultivate and grow food in any place or region, We
all be able to work in harmony without fault or flaw or margin of error.
We all be able to access the situation and solve in a civilized way.

Bush Senior Met With Bin Laden's Brother on 9/11

Paul Joseph Watson

Comment: Despite studying September 11 for two years solid, one fact I
only just discovered is that George W. Bush's father was meeting with
Osama bin Laden's brother, Shafig bin Laden, in the Ritz-Carlton Hotel,
Washington, on the morning of 9/11. They were on Carlyle Group business
just a few miles from where hijackers supposedly acting on behalf of
Osama bin Laden would fly a plane into the Pentagon.

Recall that the chief financier of the so-called hijackers, Pakistan's
Chief Spy General Mahmoud Ahmad, was meeting with Bush administration
officials the week before 9/11. He also met with Bob Graham and Porter
Goss on the morning of the attacks, who would later go on to head the
first 9/11 investigative committee.

http://www.propagandamatrix.com/new_revelations_on_911

and whisper ya cute.....

age really doesn't matter it's the maturity level of a person and i
believe in that but, unfortunately society and something called the U.S
Stature of Limitation dictates that the legal dating age is 18....

i prefer 20 to 40 years old myself...

Dinner and a movie any nyc chicks interested...

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the
face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have
sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway
you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in
the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand
your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of
everyone.

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security
Sex. You get a little from time-to-time, but not enough to live on.

jean how old is she.. She is sooo cute... My aunt has a garfield colored
Siamese.. He kind of looks like Garfield.. I was wondering didn't they
model GArfield the cat after a Siamese?

What The Democrats think about Republicans.. hmmm Only one name comes to
Mind
G.W.B

The winner in this year's $1 million prize in the Pillsbury Bake-Off is
a Cream Cheese Brownie Pie created by Roberta Sonefeld from Hopkins,
South Carolina. This pie is so rich; George W. Bush asked it for a
campaign contribution.
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George W Bush Running For President

Thousands of people are expected for the 15th annual Burning Man
festival this year in Black Rock Desert north of Reno, Nevada. This is
the big hippie festival, where people run around naked, drink and get
stoned, or as George W. Bush likes to call it, get ready to run for
president
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George W Bush Campaign Spending

During the Republican primaries, George W. Bush spent his campaign money
at a rate of $200,000 a day and broke Bob Dole's record for most money
spent on an entire presidential campaign. He's spending money so fast, a
national organization of scorned women has made him an honorary ex-wife.
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George W. Bush was out walking when he saw Moses.
"Hey, Moses! STOP!!" he yelled. But Moses walked on, ignoring him. After
a few blocks, Bush caught up with him. "Moses, why didn't you stop and
talk to me?" asked Bush. "Well,"

Moses replied, "the last time I talked to a bush, I wandered the desert
for 40 years."

island c-block is fine but, really you should try cell block D on
Rikers... Hell of a Work out in there.... Or my cousin has told me...

just kidding guys... I am new here and Jean by the way is your white
kitty a Siamese or a persian. I have four cats myself 2 calico's , 1
short-hair tabby, and last but least a pure white cat that is an albino
with pink eyes...

i am a psychotic and horny Tree Cutter... And I am new....

3 nuns meet St. Peter:

There was three nuns who died and went to purgatory(between heaven and
hell). Then ST. Peter went up to them and said, "before any of you can
enter heaven you must answer one question".

So ST. Peter went to the first nun and asked, "how long did it take for
God to create the world?" the nun replied, "seven days". So there was
bells ringing and fireworks, and ST. Peter said, "you may now enter
heaven".

Then ST. Peter ask the second nun, "who were the first man and woman"?
the nun replied, "Adam & Eve". so there was bells ringing and fireworks,
and ST. Peter said, "you may now enter heaven".

Then he asked the third nun, "what was the first thing that Eve said to
Adam?" and the nun said, "oh my that's really hard", then there was
bells ringing and fireworks.
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Songbird i am an old friend of shadow and he was in Special ed school
and he had learning disabilities known as A.D.S and speech impediments.
Even tho nobody pays him no mind if he makes fun of another with the
same problem then he is simply open-minded cause he also makes fun of
himself.

What Republicans Thinks about Democrats:

A traveller wandering on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals comes
upon a butcher shop. This shop specialised in human brains
differentiated according to source. The sign in the shop read:
Artists' Brains $9/oz
Philosophers' Brains $12/oz
Scientists' Brains $15/oz
Republicans' Brains $19/oz
Democrats' Brains $2,000/oz

Upon reading the sign, the traveller noted, "My those Democrats' brains
must be popular!" To which the butcher replied, "Are you kidding! Do you
have any idea how many Democrats you have to kill to get a ounce of
brains?!"

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Q: What is a recent Democrat graduate's usual question in his first job?
A: What would you like to have with your french fries, sir?

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If all the Democrats were laid end to end

a) it would be a good thing
b) they would be more comfortable
c) they would never reach a conclusion
d) all of the above
e) none of the above
f) they would point in different directions

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The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced that they were going to
start using Democrats instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally,
the Democratic National Committee was outraged and filed suit, but NIH
presented some compelling reasons for the switch:

1) NIH lab assistants become very attached to their rats. This emotional
involvement was interfering with the research being conducted. No such
attachment could form for a Democrat.
2) Democrats breed faster.
3) Democrats are much cheaper to care for and PETA won't object
regardless of the experiment.
4) There are some things even rats won't do.

Drawbacks: It is difficult to extrapolate test results to human beings.

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Q. How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Just one, but it really gets screwed.

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A guy walks into a DC curio shop. While browsing he comes across an
exquisite brass rat. "What a great gag gift" he thinks to himself. After
****ering with the shop keeper over the price, the man purchases the rat
and leaves. As he's walking down the street, he hears scurrying noises
behind him. Stopping and looking around, he sees undreds, then thousands
of rats pouring out of the alleys and stairwells into the street behind
him. In a panic he runs down the street with the rats not far behind.
The street ends at a pier; he runs to the end of the pier and heaves the
brass rat into the Potomac. All of the rats scurry past him into the
river where they drown. After breathing a sigh of relief and wiping his
brow, the man heads back to the curio shop, finds the shop keeper and
asks, "Do you have any brass Democrats?"

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They say that Christopher Columbus was the first Democrat. When he left
to discover America, he didn't know where he was going. When he got
there he didn't know where he was. And it was all done on a government
grant.

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For three years, the young Democrat took his vacations at a country inn.
He had an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an
exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn,
then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap! "Why
didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried. "I would
have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the child would
have my name!" "Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my
condition, we sat up all night talkin' and talkin' and we finally
decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than an
Democrat."

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Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, a conservative Democrat, and an old drunk
are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a
hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course, the other
three are mythological creatures.

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A wealthy Democrat had a summer house in the Maine woods. Each summer
he'd invite a different friend (no, that's not the punch line) to spend
a week or two. On one occasion, he invited a Czechoslovakian to stay
with him. They had a splendid time in the country - rising early and
living in the great outdoors. Early one morning they went out to pick
berries for their morning breakfast. As they went around the berry patch
along came two huge bears. The Democrat dashed for cover. His friend
wasn't so lucky and the male bear reached him and swallowed him whole.
The Democrat ran back to his car, drove to town as fast has he could,
and got the sheriff. The sheriff grabbed his rifle and dashed back to
the berry patch with the Democrat. Sure enough, both bears were still
there. "He's in THAT one!" cried the Democrat, pointing to the male. The
sheriff looked at the bears, and without batting an eye, leveled his
gun, took careful aim, and SHOT THE FEMALE.
"Whatd'ya do that for?!" exclaimed the Democrat, "I said he was in the
other!" "Yep," said the sheriff, "and would YOU believe a Democrat who
told you that the Czech was in the Male
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SOCIALISM
You have two cows. The government takes one to give to someone else.

COMMUNISM

You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you the milk.

FASCISM

You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk.

NAZISM

You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY

You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one and pours the
milk down the drain.

CAPITALISM

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

ANARCHY

steal neighbour's bull, shoot the government.

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true
what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put
their penises?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally
come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.

"But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock
all my teeth out?"

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There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four
years in high school and were both virgins and enjoyed losing their
virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they
wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a
college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast.
They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could
together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl but she was
never home and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return any
letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his
messages. Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around.
He didn't take this very well and increased his calls and letters and
e-mails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and
now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So what
she did was this:

She took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's
unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I
found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well needless to say, this guy
was heartbroken, but even more so, he was pissed. So what he did next
was awesome:

He wrote on the back of the photo the following: "Dear Mom and Dad,
having a great time at college, please send more money!" and then mailed
the picture to her parents.

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DIRTY CHRISTMAS:

1. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
2. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?

3. I`ve got something special in the sack for you!

4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

5. I know when you've been bad or good ... so let's skip the small talk,
sister!

6. Some of my best toys run on batteries.

7. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs.
calls it)

8. I see you when you're sleeping ... and you don't wear any underwear,
do you?

9. Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "naughty" list!

10. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?

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NUDE BEACH:

Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The
father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the
water.

The son comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with
boobies a lot bigger than yours!"

The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and
says, "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"

The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and
says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw
and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"
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GOD:

Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two
extra things left in his bag of creations. So, he decided to split them
between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had
to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very
handy thing," God told the couple, who he found under an apple tree. "I
was wondering if either one of you wanted the ability".
Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to! Please,
oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. It'd be so great! When
I'm out working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand
there and let it fly! It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the
sand. Oh, please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me
stand and pee, oh please!!"

On and on he went, like an excited little boy who..., well,...had to
pee.

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly,
that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would
make him happy, and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given
this ability. And so, Adam was given the ability to control the
direction of his micturation while in a vertical position. He was so
happy, he celebrated by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him,
laughing with delight all the while. And it was good.

"Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts, "What's
left in here?"

"Oh yes," he said, "Multiple orgasms..."
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THE ORIGIN OF SEX:

In the garden of Eden, As everyone Knows, Lives Adam and Eve, Without
any clothes. In this garden, Were two little leaves, One covered Adam's,
One covered Eve's. Nevertheless to say, The wind came along, And blew
the leaves away. At the sight, Adam did stare, There was Eve's treasure,
All covered with hair. And wonder came, Under Eve's eyes, As Adam's
thing, Started to rise.They found a spot, That suited them best, A nice
big tree, Where they began to rest.
Her legs spread wider, And wider apart, While thrill after thrill, Came
into her heart.

The head of Adam's thing, Peeked into the hole, And filled her with
passion, Beyond her control. His thing did slide, And Eve's treasure,
Was all wet inside. The joy was good, She wouldn't let loose, Until
Adam's thing, Was all out of juice
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MOSES MEETS GEORGE W. BUSH:

George W. Bush was out walking when he saw Moses.
"Hey, Moses! STOP!!" he yelled. But Moses walked on, ignoring him. After
a few blocks, Bush caught up with him. "Moses, why didn't you stop and
talk to me?" asked Bush. "Well,"

Moses replied, "the last time I talked to a bush, I wandered the desert
for 40 years."

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Top Ten Items On George W. Bush's To-Do List:

10. Hook up nuclear launch button to The Clapper.
9. Authorize new presidential anthem: "Hail to the Chad."
8. Send message to Wheaties people: "Hey guys, how about it? My face,
your box."
7. Order copy of "Presidents for Dummies."
6. Keep distance from Cheney...don't want to catch heart disease.
5. Start mending fences with Democrats...appoint Gore "Secretary of
Losers."
4. Avoid smoking any cigars left behind by Clinton.
3. Deliver memorable speech at inauguration: "I have a dream...then I
wake up."
2. As soon as possible, have transitional team meet with Martin Sheen.
1. Now that all the bickering is over, gracefully bow out of race
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Hillary Clinton's Home Town:

Bill and Hillary Clinton are driving in the country near Hillary's
hometown. They are low on fuel, so Bill stops at a gas station. The man
at the gas station comes out and looks into the window.
"Hey, Hillary! We used to date in high school, do you remember me?" he
asks.

They talk merrily for a few minutes. Bill pays, and they leave. As they
drive, Bill is feeling very proud of himself and looks over at Hillary.

"You used to date that guy? Just think what life would be if you hadn't
married me," he says. Hillary looks at Bill and says to him,

"Well, I guess you'd be pumping gas and he'd be President
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