3 nuns meet St. Peter:

There was three nuns who died and went to purgatory(between heaven and
hell). Then ST. Peter went up to them and said, "before any of you can
enter heaven you must answer one question".

So ST. Peter went to the first nun and asked, "how long did it take for
God to create the world?" the nun replied, "seven days". So there was
bells ringing and fireworks, and ST. Peter said, "you may now enter
heaven".

Then ST. Peter ask the second nun, "who were the first man and woman"?
the nun replied, "Adam & Eve". so there was bells ringing and fireworks,
and ST. Peter said, "you may now enter heaven".

Then he asked the third nun, "what was the first thing that Eve said to
Adam?" and the nun said, "oh my that's really hard", then there was
bells ringing and fireworks.
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A Baptist minister, a Pentecostal missionary and a Catholic priest were
old friends from childhood who went their separate ways spiritually, but
every summer found two or three weeks a year to get together and share
their common passion, fishing.

The priest had missed the last couple of years, and was happy to be
informed that the other two had found a new place, a large lake brimming
with bass, and nice cabins too. A month later the three of them were
together in the boat enjoying each other's company and hoping to trick
some bass into biting a lure or two.

After a few hours, the Baptist stated that nature was calling. He stood
up in the boat, walked across the water to the shore and disappeared
behind a bush. The priest's mouth almost fell into the boat, but not
without noticing that his Pentecostal friend hadn't batted an eye. "What
a man of faith!" was all he could think as the minister returned from
around the bush, walked across the water and re-entered the boat.

An hour or so later the missionary felt the urge, and did the same
thing: walked out of the boat, across the water and sought privacy
behind the bush. Again, the priest was flabbergasted, and again, his
other friend didn't seem to much notice. "Amazing! Where do these guys
get their faith?" Just as before, the Pentecostal returned by blithely
walking across the water and climbing into the boat.

The priest waited an hour, then said to himself, "These are men just
like me. We all worship the same God, and we are all men of faith. If
God favors them, surely He will favor me!" So, the priest stated that
his own calling was taking place, stood up, stepped out of the boat -
and into the drink he went, over his head.

The two friends just smiled as the priest climbed back in, gathered his
composure and stepped off the boat once again - and once again, went in
over his head.

At this point the minister said the the missionary, a wry grin across
his face, "You think we should show him where the rocks are?"

How many baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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16... 3 committees of 5 to approve it and 1 to actual do it.

I used to be a nun, I always hung around with another nun to make sure
she didn't get none.