............(thinks)Still waiting for proof of God First

Google all you want about science and what it is has achieved but you daren't you are devoted to your blind sight. If someone came to you and said "I am God" you would want proof first surely. Instead of moving mountains however he turns water into wine. Nice party trick but it hasn't proven anything. So just to clarify, I am God and I approve of slavery with this quote from

Exodus Chapter 21, verse 20:

"If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property."

Not to mention that the Bible is extremely sexist

Have you read it?

I don't even care that I found this and have just copied and pasted it, If your unsure just Google it. Its 50 proofs God is imaginery and I didn't even get past the first one before feeling the need to put it here. If you think God is real, I challenge you to read through all 50 points. I don't care if your belief remains because it will just explain to other people how much you need to stop Bible Bashing and wake up out of the trance of needing some higher power to believe in.

Proof #1 - Try praying

How might we prove that God is imaginary? One way would be to find a contradiction between the definition of God and the God we experience in the real world.

What would happen if we get down on our knees and pray to God in this way:

Dear God, almighty, all-powerful, all-loving creator of the universe, we pray to you to cure every case of cancer on this planet tonight. We pray in faith, knowing you will bless us as you describe in Matthew 7:7, Matthew 17:20, Matthew 21:21, Mark 11:24, John 14:12-14, Matthew 18:19 and James 5:15-16. In Jesus' name we pray, Amen.

We pray sincerely, knowing that when God answers this completely heartfelt, unselfish, non-materialistic prayer, it will glorify God and help millions of people in remarkable ways.

Will anything happen? No. Of course not.

This is very odd. Jesus makes specific promises in the Bible about how prayer is supposed to work. Jesus says in many different places that he and God will answer your prayers. And Christians believe Jesus -- according to this recent article, "54% of American adults believe the Bible is literally true." In some areas of the country the number goes as high as 75%.

If the Bible is literally true, then something is seriously amiss. Simply look at the facts. In Matthew 7:7 Jesus says:

Ask, and it will be given you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you. For every one who asks receives, and he who seeks finds, and to him who knocks it will be opened. Or what man of you, if his son asks him for bread, will give him a stone? Or if he asks for a fish, will give him a serpent? If you then, who are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father who is in heaven give good things to those who ask him!

If "every one who asks receives", then if we ask for cancer to be cured, it should be cured. Right? If "our Father who is in heaven gives good things to those who ask him", then if we ask him to cure cancer, he should cure it. Right? And yet nothing happens.

In Matthew 17:20 Jesus says:

For truly, I say to you, if you have faith as a grain of mustard seed, you will say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there,' and it will move; and nothing will be impossible to you.

If "nothing will be impossible to you", then if we ask to cure cancer tonight, cancer should disappear. Right? Yet nothing happens. Note that if we take the Bible less-than-literally here, the statement "nothing will be impossible to you" becomes "lots of things will be impossible to you," and that would mean that Jesus is lying.

In Matthew 21:21:

I tell you the truth, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, 'Go, throw yourself into the sea,' and it will be done. If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer.

If "you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer", then if we ask to cure cancer tonight, cancer should dissappear. Right? Yet nothing happens. Note again that there is not a non-literal way to interpret "you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer", unless you replace "whatever" with "nothing" or "little."

The message is reiterated Mark 11:24:

Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours.

If God says, "believe that you have received it, and it will be yours," and if we believe in God and his power, then what should happen if we pray to cure cancer tonight? It should be cured. Either that, or God is lying.

In John chapter 14, verses 12 through 14, Jesus tells all of us just how easy prayer can be:

"I tell you the truth, anyone who has faith in me will do what I have been doing. He will do even greater things than these, because I am going to the Father. And I will do whatever you ask in my name, so that the Son may bring glory to the Father. You may ask me for anything in my name, and I will do it." [ref]

Look at how direct this statement is: "You may ask me for anything in my name, and I will do it." This is the "Son of God" speaking. Have we taken him "too literally?" No. This is a simple, unambiguous statement. Have we taken his statement "out of context?" No - Jesus uses the word anyone. Yet Jesus' statement is obviously false. Because when we ask God to cure cancer tonight, nothing happens.

We see the same thing over and over again...

In Matthew 18:19 Jesus says:

Again I say to you, if two of you agree on earth about anything they ask, it will be done for them by my Father in heaven. For where two or three are gathered in my name, there am I in the midst of them.

In James 5:15-16 the Bible says:

And the prayer offered in faith will make the sick person well; the Lord will raise him up. If he has sinned, he will be forgiven. Therefore confess your sins to each other and pray for each other so that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous man is powerful and effective.

In Mark 9:23:

All things are possible to him who believes.

In Luke 1:37:

For with God nothing will be impossible.

Nothing could be simpler or clearer than Jesus' promises about prayer in the Bible. Yet, when we pray to eliminate cancer, nothing happens.

And keep in mind that this is Jesus talking here. These are not the words of human beings. These are not the words of "inspired" human beings. These are supposedly the words of God himself, incarnated in a human body. Jesus is supposed to be a perfect, sinless being. And yet, it is obvious that Jesus is lying. What Jesus says is clearly incorrect.


Jesus is supposed to be God. God is supposed to be perfect.
When Jesus speaks, he should speak the truth.
Yet when we look at what Jesus says about prayer,
he is clearly lying.

If you would like additional proof, gather a million faithful believers together into a giant prayer circle. Have them all pray together in Jesus' name that God cures every case of cancer on the planet tomorrow. Pray sincerely, knowing that when God answers this completely heartfelt, unselfish, non-materialistic prayer, it will glorify God and help millions of people in remarkable ways. Now, we certainly have two or more people gathered together, and they have asked in Jesus' name, and we have not one but a million faithful believers who, by definition, have faith and believe. We have fulfilled every one of Jesus' requirements.

Will Jesus answer the prayer now? Of course not. Your prayer will go unanswered, in direct defiance to Jesus' promises in the Bible. In fact, if you pray for anything that is impossible, your prayer will always go unanswered.

If you are an intelligent, rational human being, all of the examples mentioned above show you that the God of the Bible is imaginary. The Bible clearly promises that God answers prayers. Yet when we pray, nothing happens (for a complete discussion proving that nothing happens, please see this page). What Jesus says about prayer in the Bible clearly is not true. Therefore, one of two things must be happening:

God is imaginary.
God does exist, but he never answers prayers. Unfortunately, God is defined by the Bible to be a prayer-answering being. The contradiction between the reality of God and the definition of God proves that God is imaginary.

In fact, we have ample scientific evidence to demonstrate that the belief in prayer is nothing but pure superstition, as shown in the next proof...

http://godisimaginary.com/i1.htm

I must apologise for not believing in God, I have been a very bad boi

I have just been to busy Ironing out all the creases in my Dogs Prayer Mat. You see he thinks that God is a Dog which is more convincing than my original concept of God. He seem to think that God goes and Pees on the Eiffel Tower whenever he's let out by his owner.

Meanwhile I have had an extension built in order to house a miniture sized mecca for my guinea pig. After all this time, he hangs his head in shame to having been facing the wrong way. He thinks God is great 6 out of 7 days of the week. Apparently on Sundays God gets angry mostly and it frightens my guinea pig. He thinks that this is because God doesn't like Mondays and gets angry and upset the day before.

I got a surprise the other day. I went on a plane to an unknown destination, its my favourite thing to do, Airport Roulette. But whilst we were 90,000 feet, I felt so close to God that I could hear him saying Quack Quack!

Don't Forget
DARWIN LOVES YOU!

So he's got to try 400 women before he finds one.

1/400 sounds like good odds

Bet Placed
Stake £0.10
Return £40

Now we wait!

The plan is simple, look after the majority, but how to do this in a fair way would be difficult. I know nothing about politics because in my opinion it is not worth a thought because the second anyway says politics in a conversation I immediatedly think Corruption.

There isn't likely going to be a one size fits all scenario but I think just taking football as an example that instead of billions of pounds being sat in football players bank accounts that it would be more useful in the hands of the corrupt government who can take as much as they want but also at least maybe spend some of it for the benefit of the population of the UK.

It seems to me that politics is about squeezing every last penny out of every average wage citizen in the UK and not doing anything with the extra cash. The down side is that people end up losing their homes, jobs and lives because some politian could do with an extra couple of quid to keep on an immaculate pile of coins.

Instead however if the government to take a huge sum from the rich who only see their money go up by the millions (the minority) to relieve the pressure on those who are struggling to scrape through day to day life (the majority), those people who make the country go round more than those that pocket the cash then the country would be a better place to live for everyone. All it takes in my opinion to make the 99% of people in britain happy is for the 1% to cough up.

The numbers are mostly irrevelent but taking football for example again, paying 55k for one player to sit on a bench is an absolute waste. Sure he had the skill to be a first team player earning that much but since he is older he is crap but still pockets his former wage.

I know its virtually impossible to do, but if you got paid based solely on how much effort you put in, so whether they calcualate how many calories you burn or whatever then people in most jobs would likley want to perform at their best because due mostly to having no money therefore the harder they work the more they earn. Simply because I work damn hard at work and barely take a break in my 9 hour shifts. I am entitled to an hour unpaid and half an hour paid and yet I either don't take one at all or sneak a quick 15 minutes in somewhere. This is simply because I want to get more work done and because I am passionate about my minimum wage job. I would argue to some degree that I put more effort into my job than most football players put into theirs. I know that they don't just play 90mins a week because they do train throughout the week which adds up to approximately 20-30 hours as far as i'm aware. However I do believe that if there was a way to earn your wage by your effort things would be totally different.

At work for me, I usually have one person cooking the food and is like me in the sense that she doesn't take breaks, works over her scheduled hours without pay and is definately a work horse. In comparison we have another member of staff who operates the till. She is the eighth wonder of the world, she really is. How she gets through a day is beyond me. The simplest tasks she just can't do. I do not know how she got the job but if you can have a list of tasks and order all the staff from first to last per task she would be at the bottom of every task. She is the worlds slowest person for any given task and on the tills, although the till tells her how much change to give, I get many complaints of being short changed which leads me to think that just as many get more change than they are suppossed especially since her till is always down. Her work rate is that of tortoise. She will get to the finish line eventually and although she has put effort into her job, A lot of it is wasted effort because things have to be redone and I have to take time out to do refunds and give back change owed to customers. However we all get paid the same. This baffles us, because based on work achieved we achieve 10 times more easily but this doesn't warrant 10 times pay. However if I started to slack to her ability level then I wouldn't hear the end of it and people would say i'm lazy etc but its fine for her. I have worked at many places where this is the case but in all honesty I don't think she is "normal". She looks like she has some underlining mental problem because I think she thinks she is normal and just as fast as us which is a popular joke for us. She thinks she has all the underlining attributes to be a manager in this shop which is also laughable. She can't work out why 3 "newer" staff members have surpassed her. So considering she likley has a mental issue that prevents her from pulling out all the stops like me and my other colleague then perhaps she could be an exception. However I do think that if someone can do better but isn't doing then they shouldn't earn as much as someone who is doing everything (me)

I have 3 other members of staff. One is lazy and bends work around him. So if he suppossed to come into work at 6 he will likely show up at 7 and like yesterday he was due in at 8 and turned up at 7. He literally does what he wants to a degree. He still does the work but could do it quicker and better. He puts so much stock in the warehouse saying he couldn't get it out but when I check its a gap on the shop floor. I end up doing most of his work for him. Another member of staff has since handed his notice in (yay). He was a very good worker, he knew the job pretty much inside out but was quite lazy from time to time. At times he was on fire but more often he just couldn't be arsed. On top of this his attendance record was poor. Often not calling to say he won't be in. Lastly is another who does call when he isn't coming in but again far too often. He can do the basics of the job, despite us only being open 3 years and he spent 4 years at another store. He is pretty much just on the till and does the odd other job that we know he is capable of, if he turns in that is. So why should all these be paid the same as someone who always turns up to work (not a single sick day) covers shifts during holiday time. Works over to get the job done without pay, doesn't get his breaks. I have adopted parts of the store that everyone now calls my part and I keep on top of it as much as possible and make things look their best although I have to undo about everything that is done during my days off. I get paid the same wage but do so much more. I think this is likely because when other people see that you are doing everything that they start to relax and do nothing but if their pay is affected by performance then everyone would be more willing to do their job properly.

Its a bit like footballers getting offered 5k per goal they score. To a well paid footballer 5k is as good as 5p is to me. But if the incentive is their (works best for those who are scraping by) then people will want to pull their finger out. If this came into effect overnight I would be trying to work out how I could do more than I already do. I know I am sorting trying to establish some sort of fairness which is never going to happen but if I put more effort into my job than a footballer does into his then technically I should get paid more for the effort. I know this comes down to being more money in sport than a shop but I can just picture work as a football team. I am the one doing all the work in the match but we all get paid the same. I score all the goals but makes no difference. Comparing my job to footballers is possibly a huge imbalanced way to compare and should perhaps find a more relevent job to compare with but customers share similar views when I pass the odd comment to them and I see them get rather worked up by how much a crap footballer can earn. Scores a few goals in his youth and media hype him up so that he ends up at the "best club in the world" earning the most ridiculous wage and then can't score a goal for toffees (pun intended)

See I would say that we are all naturally corrupt to some degree but its the amount that concerns me. Like at work for me if something has become damaged goods I might be inclined to have a nibble before it ends up in the bin but this is something entirely different. I may be "stealing" something that was waste and no use to anyone but the sheer amount of money is this world that goes through sticky fingers makes it hard for everyone else to scrimp by and turns increasing numbers to acts of violence/theft etc to get by but so long as the real criminals can have their free boat trip round the Mediterranean, who cares, its not like it was going to waste but bothered, everyone else is footing the bill. So someone gets 300k a week to play football. They should get taxed about 290k of that to be put to use in the country to move us forward, use it for good rather than build up someones bank balance for someone that gets everything for free now he's rich. If taxed by that much because come on 10k a week is still a hefty wage, he alone would be able to pay for our towns original quote for refurb of £140m in just over 9 years. So all players combined and we could have a town refurb every year or at least I might let another town have one as well, gosh the moneys there let everyone have a refurb.

Speak for yourself lol

Mine haven't been used but they will eventually reach their expiry date if I don't find someone but its not like just anyone will do.

Doesn't help things when I was pressured by my dad whilst growing up to "carry on the family name" LOL

He is a cross between a Human Shaped Figure, with Lion Arms and Claws with the Head of a Rhino, the Trunk of an Elephant, The Torso of a bull, the legs of a cheetah and the Wings of a DRAGON!

I have more proof of this than any god worshipping monkey!

And God said unto him. "hang on god, let me get a quill, a scrap of paper and some ink and write this down just in case I forget exactly word for word what you tell me"

Isn't it Ironic that Pre-Bible there is no God said this and God said that and Post Bible there is no God said this and God said that. I haven't heard him so "Oh **** I've just brought another deluded tw*t to life to live on planet earth"

Ok so no one can obtain a video of a microscopic organism evolving into a human being, and if I could it would definitely be fake but I tell you this, where is your video of God creating man or god building a mountain out of plasticine poop or god talking to anyone, no matter how much common sense is thrown your way you just can’t accept the idea that we are the culmination of millions of years of survival and that it would be a great idea instead to have this sense of belonging if someone put us here to work our 9 to 5 jobs just to pay the tax man. Let us see what the ancients thought. Earthquakes, Tornados, Volcanic Eruptions are all gods doing. Science can now explain this fully but do you care, do you listen, no because obviously god created a Tsunami to wipe out a good chunk of the Japanese population for no apparent reason oh but wait there is a reason. God has a plan for all of us. People who talk god have a trillion ways to come back to anything with useless crap like this in order to make their faith stronger. I am telling you these words and you are reading them through a machine created through science and advances in technology. Oh wait I am sorry, God created this HP Laptop that I bought from Currys/PC World and he is now almost finished his plans for a Tsunami in Australia, he just has to get the missing pieces from his shed just a few yards down the galaxy.

I would like however to put this another way.
Science Greatest Achievements:
Vaccinations for Countless Diseases and Infections
Travel – Car, Bus, Train, Tram, Bike, Space Shuttle (Everything Except 2 Legs) All started with the Wheel
Space Travel – With increasing knowledge of REALITY we can now leave our planet and explore our solar system and expand across the stars
GPS – A satellite navigation system that guides you to places you don’t know about on a Planet created by some guy in his spare time that has since neglected us for millions of years because he is likely sat watching TV to care about a bunch of thickos living life blindly guided by some misguided idiots 2000 years ago, such a lazy guy
Large Hadron Collider – Have a smashing time with your pal next door, need I say more
In fact, almost everything you come into contact with has EVOLVED at the same rate that our understanding and learning has. We have made things better and better as time goes on and our current evolved state is the best we have had, things only get better with evolution. But what if a brain couldn’t evolve common sense, well lets see what religion has brought to the table

Gods Greatest Achievements:
War
War
War
War
War
In fact the image of god has been used to conquer territories in his name, a being who doesn’t exist. It is the same as the media is today. They tell you that we are going to war because of Weapons of Mass Destruction and actually they are going to get rich off Black Gold. Let us claim this territory and belongings for ourselves because our belief in god is stronger than yours or because actually we have more men and better technology that science created to conquer your people and own your lands and have more money. The sooner everyone says I can’t believe that the Kingdoms of Old tricked its people into doing anything for them all in the name of someone who doesn’t exist the better. Otherwise, WAR, WAR, WAR, WAR, WAR, WAR, WAR, WAR, WAR POINTLESS WAR!

Also has anyone noticed that God is just an ‘O’ shy of Good and Devil without its D is Evil. Nice play on words, simple but extremely effectively judging by how madly people can’t let go of the nothing they hold on to. Don’t forget the next time you are fatality injured you have to go to church to pray that god will heal you. Otherwise go to the hospital, let them save your life and walk out saying if God hadn’t built that hospital, I’d be a dead moron!

This is my situation:

I can't get anywhere because

I am not "Hard" or a Drugdealer
I am not Confidence or Cocky
I am not that kind of person that beat the crap out of their partner to get her thinking "why are all guys the same"

My biggest issue though is the confidence. I can't ask someone out, I have fear of rejection and in an endless circle of wanting someone to spend the rest of my life with but too scared to talk to someone I like.

On the flip side when it comes to dating websites (because it seems like every girl in the world is taken and every guy I know is single)

The only ones that aren't taken are either

Fat (40%)
Ugly (40%)
Bi Polar (17%)
or genuinely F*cking Insane B*tches (3%)
or a combination of the above

However the only ones that I ever seem to get anywhere with are those on 3%.

This has got me thinking though that maybe I need to stop judging a book by its cover on the other 80%. Perhaps Ugly isn't something that can change but Fat is. Maybe I could encourage someone I sort of like that is Fat to lose some weight (not likely)

However here is my mind blowing logic. Perhaps the reason the Fat, Ugly ones are left is for a perfectly logical reason. Because those that are taken are the pretty ones on the outside. The ones that aren't I could probably guarentee are pretty on the inside.

The big problem for me is that there doesn't seem to be ANY that are half pretty on the outside and half pretty on the inside, This would be PERFECT! Full of extremes and none that are even any close representation on the worlds most horrible word of NORMAL!

Socialism is Good because it spends other peoples money and every one knows. So long as they spend it on the things that the vast majority of people need and want rather than what they need and want. Capitalism is Bad because it spends other peoples money and no one knows. But we can have a lot of guesses hence my guesses from earlier.

The idea is we take a nuclear missile to the face of corruption. I can tell it doesn't take much to corrupt people, which is why there should be systems in place and tabs on all the money so that the second someone oversteps the line they get slung in jail, or lose their job or shot in the face with Machine Gun that fires One Pound Coins.

I won't show you anything but something I have noticed over the years that made me think this science thing is a bit more logical than this book of toilet paper.

Why do we see? Maybe to allow us to see our prey and maybe to see our predators but one thing these eyes do not see is God. Our eyes didn't just evolve overnight. There would have been a time when eyes were not needed but as time goes on prey need to get one step ahead of their predators. By evolving eyes they can improve their chances of escape. However now that the predators are going hungry they need to see where their prey has gone and thus also evolve eyes.

Why do we hear, to hear our prey, to hear our predators and although I have heard of God, I have not heard God. Again like eyes, and perhaps before eyes evolved were ears. To be able to hear and approximate the location of predators we can avoid them and by hearing our prey moving we can find them.

Touch is another one. The feeling of texture allows us to identify things. Without eyes and ears then you would likely use vibrations and knowledge of textures to understand your surroundings. Also touch allows us to determine hazards before it does significant harm. If you walked into a thorn bush the first prick would get you to retreat Instinctively with pain. Pain is a hard warning about dangers not something mysteriously created because some stupid bint called eve ate an apple from a tree. Pain allows us to keep our bodies safe, protected from sharp, hot or cold objects etc. When someone makes you jump this is your nervous system over reacting to stimilu to trigger the brain to prepare for danger but then you realise it is your mate fooling around or is this really gods doing?

Taste is essential. Without taste you might forget to eat and thus forget to survive another day to preach about some being you have never seen. Taste also tells your mind what things you put in your mouth are safe or unsafe.

Smell is used to determine things such as predators and prey and also good food and bad food. None of our five senses were created in Gods Lab of Franksteinology. They have been crafted for millions of years in a predator/prey cycle. Just take a few hours to watch some of David Attenboroughs Planet Earth and look at how many animals have adapted to survive. Many animals have adapted to create equilibriums. In fact one of the most important underrated living species on the planet is all plant life. Just because it doesn't have a face, eyes, nose, ears, brain doesn't mean that it isn't a living thing. For without them there is no humans. Again plants have adapted such as Cacti protecting its own water and plants giving off fruit to protect the plant from being eaten but also creating fruit as a means of travelling to grow/reproduce more plants. It actually isn't rocket science, its just common sense and to hold onto the preaching of some mysterious figure that has never been seen or heard by yourself over the facts and proof that science has that can be googled all day and night long is like believing Spiderman is real but Oxygen isn't. Just because we don't see evolution happen over the course of a single day doesn't mean it doesn't happen but to carry on preaching God, someone you haven't yourself had any contact with what-so-ever is pretty pathetic. You would be far better off preaching that your best mate created the universe because people can at least prove his existence but the latter part they cannot. If anyone wishes to believe in god then their choice, personally I do not care what you believe but the next time you are seriously hurt, do not go to the hospital because that is something built from science, instead you go to the church and pray to god for your healing for all the good it will do. You will find that your body will heal itself, another gift from evolution not god, however if your body is broken beyond repair and requires medical treatment or surgery then I will let you lie on top of the altar and pray and get the entire planet to pray for you and after the prayer we will laugh our atheistic socks off as you painfully die a deluded death.

And what is the reason?

Never SEEn God
Never TOUCHed God
Never HEARd God
Never SMELLed God
Never TASTEd God

Use your senses to prove what is real and mold your beliefs

We are all here because we have performed countless actions towards countless stimuli which in turn create more stimuli for others to react to therefore creating an endless world of actions and reactions. Never noticed God act or react and if he was proven to exist it wouldn't change the fact that he has been pretty darn lazy in the last umpteen trillion years, If he exists I'd want to vote him out and vote someone else in because he is utter utter sh*te

Theres no difference because we see them as Magicians and they saw Jesus as soon special being which is why 400 years after his death they wrote the Bible. We not insanely stupid enough to go around writing bibles about David Blaine to illude the future generations of 2000 years ago about how some famous dude that could levitate one millimeter off the ground.

Could always do what I always do in racing games, I crash round corners because I don't believe in brakes. Crash straight through the planet mars and carry on towards Jupiter!

So me personally I suspect that any single person in the employ of politics is likely Corrupt to the eyes balls. Although its hardly any comparison I do like playing computer games and if anyone has ever played Medieval Total War then they might understand what i'm talking about. Without using cheats getting money to begin with is slow and hard however if your not at war and don't have armies to pay for you find yourself absolutely rolling in it. After a while I notice on my per turn expenditure that corruption is high. It is therefore assumed that with nothing to do than count money we may as well pocket a nice hefty chunk of it. I finally conquered the entire game and since you only start off with 5000 of whatever currency I've ended with 100000 per turn in corruption because I literally have nothing to pay for except those that govern the country and they are pocketing the money left right and center which leads me to believe that politics is all about keeping the masses at lowest possible state of happiness to maximize the amount of money those in charge can possess. This is simply greed and keeping the 99% majority in squalor, in rations, in barely making it through a day so the other 1% can live as they please. Surely as a species as a whole we should be looking to quash greed from the human mind and aim for a minimum of 99% of people happily getting by and just 1% struggling to.

I don't understand the worlds logic, we pay one person 300k a week to kick a ball about and yet the man that governs the country is on about twice what Gordon Brown was on. In my little town (like all towns everyone's opinion is its ****) I first heard in our local paper in 2006 that we were due a town refurb and that the budget was £140m and it showed detailed plans of what we are to expect. 10 years later the town hasn't changed a bit, not a single thing has been touched except the odd shop has closed down and others have taken their places. About two weeks ago we have a new town plan for our new town center refurb that is expected to cost just £15m. No i know it doesn't take a brain cell to work out that £125m has been shaved off the original budget within ten years and it makes me naturally think that over the lost ten years the pot for the town center has had hands in it quite a lot for the following receipt:

182 Limo trips to London and back
34 Flights to "business" destination lasting 2 weeks long in the blistering heat
427 Nights in Hotels
373 Taxi Fares
49 Prostitutes err I mean Spa Days
2041 Mars Bars
1209 Lucozades
38 Bags of Coke Cola - it comes in bags right?
23 Top of the range gaming laptops for work
44 Brand new "work" vehicles
1 Tin of paint to look like were making a start

So I am waiting around for our Civil Revolt to take place but the only place in the UK that has the firepower we need is Liverpool

Surely JC was just what the likes of David Blaine, Dynamo, Harry Houdini etc are today.

To be honest though, it only takes approx 5 months to get there. It used to at one point take like 9 months to sail from the UK to somewhere like Brazil so in all tense and purposes we can make do with 5 months until something better does actually come along. Chances are you could send a ship there now and in 4 and half months send another better ship there and the second ship will beat the first ship to the planet but still not looking likely to colonize it overnight yet

Yay! I knew the Force was real!