If I'm honest, I don't know about fake profiles because I am rarely on here and to be fair although I signed up originally with the intent of trying to find "the one", I found that the reasons I come back here aren't for that reason anymore. I tend to use the community gossip bit to discuss things with strangers that I would perhaps find difficult talking to other people about. I like being able to talk about world problems and life problems and although a group of online singles aren't exactly going to change the world we can at least learn from other peoples experiences and mistakes. If whilst I am here it looks that I actually get somewhere then thats a bonus but its not the main reason I am here.

I read some of the posts on here and it was this one that got me! Can you read my mind or something, this is exactly what I think i want to happen but with all things who knows best. My opinion is why beat around the bush for us to evolve slowly and gradually when with science and technology we can accelerate the process. Sure technically the Human Race gets wiped out but our replacements are smarter, faster, stronger and generally better in every way. I mentioned this to my dad and he said but a world like that means (take darts for example) that everyone would do a 9 darter everytime and would be boring but he doesn't realise that evolving the being also evolves EVERYTHING! So picture this, a dart board spinning clockwise at 60RPM and players still performing extremely well. Imagine if it was possible to take the best football players of today and have them kept on ice until the new world players arrive, this would show you how far they have come after beating the players of today by 180-0. Everything would evolve and assumedly get better with the hope of no poverty and no war and then this new species can use their advanced knowledge to create an even more advanced specie and so on so forth and expand across the known galaxy which would become more known than it is now. Hopefully secrets of the universe all become answered. The only downside I can see is although all the Good in Humans is improved assumedly so is all the Bad. People would become better at Murder, Theft, Sabotage or Worse. Therefore not necessarily ending wars but evolving those too. It could accelerate the reality of Star Wars perhaps but minus the Force. I don't know whether it is the right thing for humanity to do but whilst we sit and watch the global powers use greed to their own personal gain, I guess we will never know!

They sound like very wise words. I hope my sub-conscious can re-calibrate to that criteria as it does sound like that should be my goal.

Well if you had read everything properly you'd have made a different summary. Also for those who would say I am/was traumatised, that wasn't really the case. I was just (Number of Atoms of Earth) x 42 = The level of my disappointment and dissatisfaction. Also for those joking around about Viagra, all I can say is I am shell shocked. I honestly thought that once it got to it and that (in a sad little way) that once I'd seen boobs and vagina let alone get to fondle with them that I would have had a very sturdy rocket. I think being too nervous and doing it with a total stranger meant that the Astronauts abandoned their Rocket and drove home.

In a weird way it looked like it helped me because just three weeks later I found someone but sad to say it only lasted (A New World Record) 7 Days. Although it never progressed to the bit everyone seems to naturally assume, it was still experience that I hadn't had before and that in my opinion I should have had much earlier in life.

I do hope that I am slowly edging onto the right path now and that around the (worlds longest) corner that I will find someone who is everything I need her to be.

Well I thought I would unearth this old thread!

This may help or hinder others further but at least other people know.

So I chose to go down the road of Escorting Myself To Freedom.

My expectation was that afterwards a huge weight would be lifted off my mind and that since its no longer on my mind that my mind would be free to run wild and that my life would move forward in leaps instead of mini steps.

It has been around 4 weeks since the "deed" was done. I can safely say this: I didn't feel a single pound of weight be remove from my mind. My mind has less to think about and is now just as useful as it was and hasn't excelled like a bullet train to new heights.

The following is the ordeal I went through to attempt to cure myself of psychological trauma.

I had a week off work at last and thought it would be a great idea to solve problems. I booked an appointment at the doctor to see if I could get some help with potentially having some form of Autism. With such help the aim was to go back to study and with successful diagnosis I would receive aides for learning allowing me to succeed in my chosen subject of IT. I also got a dentist appointment for the tooth that has given me pain for the last 6 months at least. Finally on the Tuesday I booked an escort for the upcoming Sunday. At the same time I booked a room which I could have from 2pm onwards. Not wanting to wait around, I booked the escort for 2pm also.

Had the doctors appointment which they have informed me that in order to get a proper diagnosis I would have to go to a specialist practice which will cost money for proper tests etc. At the dentist, not only does my annoying Wisdom tooth have to come out, so did my remaining 2. And throughout Tuesday to Sunday any time I thought about the date with destiny that I had, I got butterflies and was feeling fairly nervous days before the penultimate day.

Sunday arrived. No-one knows what I have planned. I have pretended to my brother and parents that I am meeting an old friend in town at half one. Annoyingly my parents ask to be dropped off in town which is in the opposite direction to where I needed to be. After dropping them off I went and U-Turned to the hotel room I had booked. I arrived at about 1.40pm and sorted it so that all my belongings were safe in the car. All I had on me were my car keys and phone (which I hid in the room) and the money to pay the escort. I got my room key and headed to the room. In the room at 1.45pm. I am sat on a mini sofa almost clock watching. 2pm arrives. No-one. 2.15pm arrives. No-one. 2.30pm arrives. No-one. At this point, I went to my car because it was the only place I could get signal. I message the number that messaged me to confirm the booking of the escort, to no reply. I text it again and nothing. I rang the number and it just rang and rang. I emailed the company and nothing and when I booked last time they got straight in touch so I thought to book the same girl again and this time nothing.

Heart broken I thought I'd lost my room fee for nothing. I was sat in my car virtually parked just outside the room I had booked. I thought that I can't go home just yet because I have barely been out an hour. Then I realised that my room fee hadn't gone to waste. I could just about connect to the wifi from my car and googled escorts in my area. I found another company and picked the escort I wanted. I rang them at about 3.30pm so I had been sat in the car contemplating for about an hour. When I rang them they said that they only book 2 hours in front as I had tried booking for 7'o'Clock. So I decided to go off and play a sport I have recently been getting into. So I was knocking a few balls around the golf course and made it look like it was me and my pretend friend that were playing in case anyone asked what I got up to.

After golf I returned home just before 5 in anticipation for tea. Whilst at home my mate texts and asks to play snooker later. I agreed but told him he'd have to wait a little while (because of the deed I was going to try and fit in beforehand). Tea landed at 6 and at 6.30pm I told the family I was going to play snooker.

I bombed it back to the hotel, a couple of minutes drive from home. I rang up the company I rang earlier to back the escort that I wanted. This was at about 6.45pm. They said that I would be looking at about 9pm. I told them fine. I knew the first company were going to bring the protection but I didn't know if this one was so I thought I better source some since I have 2 hours spare. I kept delaying my friend who got in touch with my brother. So my friend and brother went snooker and played whilst waiting for me. I went to the supermarket for some protection, only to realise they shut early on sundays. So after much thought I remembered the pub next door to the hotel would have a machine in the toilets. I went to the pub next door and ordered a cordial for a bank breaking 30p. Then slipped into the toilet and bought my protection. After spending until about 8pm in the pub, I went back to the car and watched the entrance for my joyride. At 8.45pm I rang the company, since the first let me down, to make sure she was en route. Upon ringing they said that the client she was with had booked her for another hour.

No matter. So after another hour of eluding my brother and friend to my whereabouts, I rang up again, this time at 9.45pm. The response this time was the she had been booked for another 3 hours. At this point I was fuming inside. I had waited and waited and waited almost all week for this and this is what I get. Instead the person on the end of the phone said that they had another girl if I was interested who is the same age as the first but her bust size was smaller. At this point I wanted the deed done no matter what so I agreed. They passed her my number and she rang. I told her that I had been in the car for the last 2 hours because of signal and she said to go to the room and she should be there for about 10.30pm. So back in the room with money in an envelope and my belongings hidden away again I lay on the bed and watched Match of the Day.

Getting more and more negative about whether it is actually going to happen I don't clock watch all that much. I saw 10.20pm and wasn't nervous because I was doubting anyone would show up. got to 10.40pm and still nothing. At 10.55pm I get a knock at the door. I wasn't exactly nervous at this point, just relieved that someone finally chose to turn up. She came in and counted the money, she rang her boss to confirm she was there but had to go outside because of signal which made me think she might just run off with my money but she did leave her bag. After she confirmed she was working and was informed of my actionless past she assumed control as I wanted her to. I didn't know what to expect or what to do.

She quickly convinced the clothes to come off and asked what I wanted to get out of the hour I had paid for. Shortly after the first thing that occurred was the BJ. Now this did feel quite amazing but only when I shut my eyes. The escort I wanted compared to the one I got was quite a drop on the attractive scale. After much persuasion the tool did get hard and so now with a plastic over it we started to do the very thing that had plagued my mind for over a decade. Was it nerves or the fact that she was unattractive because my hard soldier turned soft ever too quickly. I thought regardless when I see a cave my soldier would dive in like a rock. So after that let down we went back to the BJ to harden the soldier up again. Felt amazing again but when the plastic bag went back on and the soldier went back in, it deflated again. I did a little more than I have mentioned but that is mostly obsolete. After trying anything I could to keep my soldier marching on and failed it was time for her to go. The was it, my hour was up and it was game over. I had not blown my load and it was now midnight. My brother and mate were angry at me to say the least for delaying them all night with reason and I was annoyed that I had hyped up assumptions of the whole ordeal and left mostly unchanged. It really made me think what kind of people would brag about sex as the worlds big and best thing, only to do it and think well the BJ was better and a wank is easily better. That night it took me 2 and half hours to manipulate the load to come out and golly it came out in a truck load.

The experience made me think that in order to repay the world a debt, that I need to brag the arse off of how delicious Manure Sandwiches are and convince people the are the next big thing. Because until you try them, you aint ever gonna know. Oh and to try and make it more realistic, everyone has tried them and everyone else thinks that they are the best and everyone else can't stop bragging about them also but since everyone has already had theirs there are almost none left so you are now going to have to spend the next decade trying to find one and when you do find one after 10 years of everyone bragging to you almost none stop, that first bite will taste like ****.

I have been known for writing essays but really I am trying to get the message across to other people in my boat that actually you will appreciate a wank a whole lot better

In The Trunk

Gotta pick Truth

I was going to have Head Cheese Haggis with Tripe and Mung Beans with a Side Order of Frogs Legs, Snails and Blood Sausage but after much deliberation I had Toast instead.

Think I Should

Post Four Words

I just have this image in my head that Ship A gets overtaken by Ship B and Ship C overtakes A and B and eventually when Ship A does get there the entire planet is over populated. Sometimes better not to be the first to do something. A few other problems would be fuel to sustain light speed travel, food supply to sustain potential growing numbers on the ship for 1400 years. Do you have a facility on the ship that grows and harvests a variety of food and what foods would they be and if we arrive at the destination do we try to produce our foods on a new planet or do we see what foods the planet has to offer first? Do we eventually sort some sort of trade route out for such a place that's that far away and does it become some sort of holiday destination. It is apparently 60% Larger than earth so technically should have more habitable space for an expanding species such as our own. My question earlier was if we were to discover a planet with intelligent life on it, do you slaughter, enslave, coexist, trade with them? Because to truly know what you would do would surely make us understand better what actions a potential alien invasion of our own planet would take.

They not do a "just quit its easier" one yet?

The biggest issue there is finding somewhere to start that isn't a waste of time or an eluded goal. My parents have suggested to do things such as Study a course at college. The issue I have there is that I would be tricking myself into doing a (Insert Course Name Here) with the intention of meeting someone for all you said to happen (which wouldn't because I am not the extraverted "I protect my woman because I can throw a brick through someone's window" type). I would be doing something for totally the wrong reasons. Same with other things they have suggested such as Sports or Dance/Yoga. I would be doing it for the wrong reasons. Oh and Besides Viagra is the last thing I need.

I am not sure if anyone has posted about this yet but apparently they have discovered a planet similar to earth 1400 light years away.

I had a little odd thinking to myself and came up with an idea.

Apparently so I am told scientists reckon that they are about 10 years away from making immortality a reality. This however I thought I'd use as part of a plot for story of a possible way to get there.

So lets say we can create a ship that travels the speed of light and that we put 2 couples on the ship (4 people in case anyones maths is off) and send it towards this new planet. Just imagine how chaotic it would be on the ship. The two couples are to allow reproduction and hopefully prevent incest by breeding one couples offspring with the other couples. The "bus" stops in 1400 years time which is enough time to go mad. However consider that breeding does occur, it wouldn't take too long into the journey for the ship to become overcrowded. I think what would also be interesting is part way through the journey another ship stops by and ask if they want to come aboard because in 1400 years it could be possible that they invent a new ship that could reach this planet quicker than the one they already launched. Besides by the time you get their the planet may have evolved a bit more.

Also I have had this thought too. If we finally make it and reach a planet that has some degree of civilised life lets say our planet only 200 years ago. So we reach this planet, how do you approach? Do you invade and kill because your weapons and technology are far superior and conquer the planet that way. Do you negiotiate and try to coexist with the species already living their. Do you use strategy and send "UFO's" to pick up random specimens for tests until you create a disease they are weak to and spread this disease through their planet wiping them out?

Just thought I'd get other peoples minds going, hopefully outside the box. I'm not saying any of this is possible but I'm asking what if....

Not sure how to interpret your feelings of guilt? I don't see why I would feel guilty but I would still be annoyed that in comparison to most everyone I know I had to pay for it and they didn't. I do believe it will set my mind free but maybe you can shed more light on that?

Yea I wasted 4 years at college doing a course that I was "highly encouraged" to do even though I had no interest in it. Even so I was highly shy at school and college and it never got me anywhere that I wanted to be

So I have had one annoying day today.

I finally get a day off and thought I'd entertain myself on my laptop. Last time I used my laptop I had a Windows Update 26 of 26. This time I come to use it and it gets to the log in screen. I put my password in and the screen goes black and that's it. Great update. Very useful. So after restoring factory settings to get my laptop back to life I finally get back to a useable laptop. Again I reinstall Start is Back because it is far better than the crap they created to make Windows different and "better".

So finally get back to my desktop and set a wallpaper and I thought I'd play a game now. So I double click on the game but Steam is no longer installed. No matter. **Installs Steam**

Log-In. So I put my account name and the password that I think it is because its been so long as it normal saves the password. It didn't like the password I tried. So I tried a couple of other passwords. Still failed. I went on reset password and set the new password to what I thought it would be. Right now log in. Nope wrong password. How? I have just set it to that?

So this has got me all frustrated today and this is on top of the issues I have been having with my Xbox One. I bought my X1 over a month ago now and haven't really been able to play it. I bought it for The Elder Scrolls Online and every 5 minutes or so it cuts off and disconnects. It has never and still doesn't do this on the 360. Getting frustrated I contacted Bethesda on 2 occasions and they got me to change settings and run tests and still didn't work. They said it is probably Microsoft I need to get in touch with. I got in touch with them 4 times and they got me to change more settings, run tests, uninstall the games and restore console to factory settings and other stuff and they think my problem is to do with Virgin Media. I have been in touch with Virgin Media twice and they haven't responded at all. All of this and many other things that have happened to me regards technology makes me believe that it would be all better back on the shelves of the shop and the money better off in my bank account.

I have now decided to unearth the oldest of old laptop I bought ages ago from a shop that closed down long ago. Guess what. It f*cking works and has some of the best "games of those times" on it. I am looking forward to now being able to at least entertain myself during my day off because this relic has games like Cossacks, Rome Total War, Medieval Total War, Tiberian Sun and Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 on it.

I love it when people that have no idea talk. I missed only ONE opportunity and that was primarily because of the risks involved and I stated that I didn't fancy her as much as my mate because my mate literally obsessed about her. Everyone's idea of porn is different. You think I want other men thrust their watchtower into the abyss, hell no. I can't stand watching porn that involves another guys tower its a turn off for me. I watch a variety of porn but to be honest I mostly watch hentai stuff because it can go beyond the bounds of reality because I have desensitized to the basic normal stuff.

My friend circle is Me and two male friends, not a girl in site. I would love to just have one girl in the friend zone let alone have the option of changing that. The girl mentioned previous that I was close to at one point, yeah that was nearly ten years ago and she came into my shop yesterday with a push chair with a 1 year old. Besides I think my Escort Option is way better than getting the biggest drunken reject in the bar at night.

Simply because since I have been looking (around age 16) nothing has come my way and things (IMO) are just going to get worse or harder the older I get. It has been over 11 years and I am tired and fed up of waiting. I have got to the point where I can sit and watch porn for 2-3 hours and still fail to jerk off because it doesn't stimulate me anymore. I am fed up of waiting for that person who is "just around the corner". It is one giant corner. Besides if I lose my virginity I won't have all the psychological bullcrap going on in my head anymore which might allow me to think straight for the first time in 11 years and might actually help me find someone as opposed to me thinking that relationships are all about sex.

My bound knowledge tells me that Pluto is far too cold for any known life to exists. Maybe dormant microscopic organisms waiting for the right temperate but definitely no UFO Landing Pads and Launching Stations

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