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WHAT UR FAV TV SHOW THAT U WISH THEY TURN INTO A MOVIE?
MINE I WISH THEY DO CHARMED |
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This is beautiful. I hope you will take a few minutes to enjoy it.
Please click on this link: http://www.andiesisle.com/He-Will-Be.html |
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The Mommy Test
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was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart." I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or They don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face. |
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u don't know anyone yet
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She might be Blond?
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Rules of Drunk Dialing
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1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else
>> >>is false advertisement. >> >> >> >>2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. >> >>If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. >> >> >> >>3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say >> >>something nice. Example: "Mom I'm in McDonald's and >> >>they're playing our song. I love you" >> >> >> >>4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. >> >>Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex >> >>voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over >> >>something. >> >> >> >>5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend >> >>can let their friends have fun at your expense for >> >>days, even weeks to come. >> >> >> >>6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared >> >>to >> >>read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. >> >> >> >>7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your >> >>ex's and remind them that you were the best lover >> >>they've ever had and everything they know, they >> >>learned from you. This way you can sleep well at >> >>night. >> >> >> >>8. You can also call this same ex and let them know, >> >>that you know, that they still love you. Then explain >> >>to that you understand because you would still love >> >>you too! >> >> >> >>9. If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if >> >>someone dials you. Be happy they thought of you in >> >>this special time. >> >> >> >>10. It is always a good idea to sing on someone's >> >>answering machine or voicemail. Especially a show >> >>tune. >> >> >> >>11. Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted or >> >>dirty and sex crazed... Never angry. >> >> >> >>12. Most likely you will never drunk dial your best >> >>friends. They are usually the ones taking your phone >> >>away and reminding you that "you have a problem". >> >> >> >>13. If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for >> >>a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. >> >>Nothing good can come from it. >> >> >> >>14. Always call someone you know. Finding random >> >>numbers in phone books is bad and usually leads to >> >>angry dialing. >> >> >> >>15. If your cell phone dies, remember everything >> >>happens for a reason. Never borrow a friend's phone to >> >>do your dialing. >> >> >> >>16. Drunk dialing to foreign country is usually too >> >>costly to be a good idea. But if feel like if you >> >>don't call this person you'll just die, break rule 15 >> >>and use a friend's phone. >> >> >> >>17. Drunk dialing may lead to drunk muffin >> >>stuffing.... Be >> >>prepared. >> >> >> >>18. When drunk dialing remember that "hanging out" at >> >>3 in the A.M. usually doesn't involve cards it's >> >>probably going to be more like cheap lube and >> >>handcuffs. So be prepared when you really do want to >> >>play X-box when you're drunk..... "you want me to do >> >>what with your box? Play with it?" >> >> >> >>19. Don't drunk dial in the pool, tub, or rainstorm. >> >>It only ends up with you blow drying your phone when >> >>your far to drunk to be using electronics and you wont >> >>be able to drunk dial anymore that night. >> >> >> >>20. Never, I repeat, never drunk dial your boss, >> >>preacher, grandpa, or friend's parents. If you are >> >>that hard up to call someone, there is an 800 number >> >>on Budweiser boxes. The person on the other line >> >>always sounds cute, plus I think they are used to >> >>drunk dialers >> >> >> |
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1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
>> >> >>2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. >> >> >>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. >> >> >>4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. >> >> >>5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. >> >> >>6. You watch the Weather Channel. >> >> >>7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break >>up." >> >> >>8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. >> >> >>9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." >> >> >>10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next >>door >>won't turn down the stereo. >> >> >>11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. >> >> >>12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. >> >> >>13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. >> >> >>14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. >> >> >>15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. >> >> >>16. You take naps. >> >> >>17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning >>of >>one. >> >> >>18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, >>rather than settle, your stomach. >> >> >>19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms >>and >>pregnancy tests. >> >> >>20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good ****." >> >> >>21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. >> >> >>22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never >>going to >>drink that much again." >> >> >>23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real >>work. >> >> >>24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. >> >> >>25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them >>instead of asking "Oh ****, what the hell happened?" >> >> >> >>Bonus: >> >>26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that >>doesn't >>apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt; Then >>you |
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Which Movie Star Are You?
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make sure you send this back to me)
>> >> Ladies only please! >> >> Ever wonder which movie star you are most like? >> Don't read ahead please! It will spoil the fun. >> >> Well, a team of researchers got together and analyzed >> the personalities of movie stars. >> >> The gathered info has been incorporated into this >> quiz. >> >> There are only 10 questions, so it doesn't take long. >> >> Number your paper from 1 to 10, then answer each >> question with the choice that most describes you at >> this point in your life, and then add up the points >> that correspond with your answers. >> >> Send this to all of your friends (including the person >> who sent it to you) with your star's name in the >> subject line. >> >> (And don't be a butt and ruin the fun by not >> responding.) >> >> Don't look ahead or you will ruin the fun! >> >> 1. Which describes your perfect date? >> >> a) Candlelight dinner for two >> b) Amusement Park >> c) Rollerblading in the park >> d) Rock Concert >> e) Have dinner & see a movie >> f) Dinner at home with a loved one >> >> >> 2. What is your favorite type of music? >> >> a) Rock and Roll >> b) Alternative >> c) Soft Rock >> d) Classical >> e) Christian >> f) Jazz >> >> 3. What is your favorite type of movie? >> >> a) Comedy >> b) Horror >> c) Musical >> d) Romance >> e) Documentary >> f) Mystery >> >> 4. Which of the following jobs would you choose if you >> were given only these choices? >> >> a) Waiter/Waitress >> b) Sports Player >> c) Teacher >> d) Policeman >> e) Bartender >> f) Business person >> >> 5. Which would you rather do if you had an hour to >> waste? >> >> a) Work out >> b) Make out >> c) Watch TV >> d) Listen to the radio >> e) Sleep >> f) Read >> >> 6. Of the following colors, which do you like best? >> >> a) Yellow >> b) White >> c) Sky blue >> d) Teal >> e) Gold >> f) Red >> >> 7. Which one of the following would you like to eat >> right now? >> >> a) Ice cream >> b) Pizza >> c) Sushi >> d) Pasta >> e) Salad >> f) Lobster Tail >> >> 8. Which is your favorite holiday? >> >> a) Halloween >> b) Christmas >> c) New Year's >> d) Valentine's Day >> e) Thanksgiving >> f) Fourth of July >> >> 9. If you could go to any of the following places, >> which would it be? >> >> a) Reno >> b) Spain >> c) Las Vegas >> d) Hawaii >> e) Hollywood >> f) British Columbia >> >> 10. Of the following, who would you rather spend time >> with? >> >> a) Someone who is smart >> b) Someone with good looks >> c) Someone who is a party animal >> d) Someone who has fun all the time >> e) Someone who is very emotional >> f) Someone who is fun to be with >> >> Now total up your points on each question: >> >> 1. a-4 b-2 c-5 d-1 e-3 f-6 >> 2. a-2 b-1 c-4 d-5 e-3 f-6 >> 3. a-2 b-1 c-3 d-4 e-5 f-6 >> 4. a-4 b-5 c-3 d-2 e-1 f-6 >> 5. a-5 b-4 c-2 d-1 e-3 f-6 >> 6. a-1 b-5 c-3 d-2 e-4 f-6 >> 7. a-3 b-2 c-1 d-4 e-5 f-6 >> 8. a-1 b-3 c-2 d-4 e-5 f-6 >> 9. a-4 b-5 c-1 d-4 e-3 f-6 >> 10. a-5 b-2 c-1 d-3 e-4 f-6 >> >> NOW, take your total and find out which Movie Star you >> are: >> >> (10-17 points) You are MADONNA: >> >> You are wild and crazy and you know it. You know how >> to have fun, but you may take it to extremes. You know >> what you are doing though, and are much in control of >> your own life. People don't always see things your >> way, but that doesn't mean that you should do away >> with your beliefs.Try to remember that your wild >> spirit can lead to hurting yourself and others. >> >> (18-26 points) You are DORIS DAY: >> >> You are fun, friendly, and popular! You are a real >> crowd pleaser. >> You have probably been out on the town your share of >> times, yet you come home with the values that your >> mother taught you. Marriage and children are very >> important to you, but only after you have fun. >> Don't let the people you please influence you to >> stray. >> >> (27-34 points) You are DEBBIE REYNOLDS: >> >> You are cute, and everyone loves you. You are a best >> friend that no one takes the chance of losing. You >> never hurt feelings and seldom have your own feelings >> hurt. Life is a breeze. You are witty, and calm most >> of the time. Just keep clear of back stabbers, and you >> are worry-free. >> >> (35-42 points) You are GRACE KELLY: >> >> You are a lover. Romance, flowers, and wine are all >> you need to enjoy yourself. You are serious about all >> commitments and are a family person. You call your Mom >> every Sunday, and never forget a Birthday. >> Don't let your passion for romance get confused with >> the real thing. >> >> (43-50 points) You are KATHERINE HEPBURN: >> >> You are smart, a real thinker. Every situation is >> approached with a plan. You are very healthy in mind >> and body. You don't take crap from anyone. You have >> only a couple of individuals that you consider "real >> friends". You teach strong family values. Keep your >> feet planted in them, but don't overlook a bad >> situation when it does happen. >> >> (51-60 points) You are ELIZABETH TAYLOR: >> >> Everyone is in awe of you. You know what you want and >> how to get it. >> You have more friends than you know what to do with. >> Your word is your bond. Everyone knows when you say >> something it is money in the >> bank. You attract the opposite sex. Your intelligence >> overwhelms most. >> Your memory is the next thing to photographic. >> Everyone admires you because you are so considerate >> and lovable. You know how to enjoy life and treat >> people right. sorri guys |
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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
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Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror
complaining to my husband that my breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts "How long will this take?" I asked "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think! rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man. *************************************************************************************************** A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question......... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND:"Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND:"Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed" WIFE: -- silence -- HUSBAND: "****..." ************************************************************************************************** These are all registered domain names of legitimate companies or organizations. Someone should have thought twice. 1). A site called 'Who represents' where you can find the name of The agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name is: www.whorepresents.com 2). 'Experts Exchange', a knowledge base where programmers can Exchange advice and views at: www.expertsexchange.com 3). Looking for a pen? Look no further than 'Pen Island' at: www.penisland.net 4) Need a 'therapist'? Try 'Therapist Finder' at: www.therapistfinder.com 5). Then of course, there's the ' Italian Power Generator Company' - www.powergenitalia.com 6).. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com 7). If you're looking for computer software, there's always www.ipanywhere.com 8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com 9).. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their wacky website: www.speedofart.com 10). Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at: www.gotahoe.com *********************************** SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT! One Nation,"Under God". One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky. TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky. TEACHER: Did you see God? TOMMY: No. TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He just doesn't exist. A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yessssss! LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky? TOMMY: Yessssss LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher? TOMMY: Yes LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain? TOMMY: No LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one! (You Go Girl!) FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT" II CORINTHIANS 5:7 ************************************ What About Bob Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?". "I recognize her; she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey. A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club Bob follows and he spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.. Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, "Geez, Bob, you picked up a real ***** this time." ******************************************* FBI Job Opening: The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.. Kill Her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, " I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "The gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair." Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them |
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Baby
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The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a
surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon". Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning madam. I've come to..." "Oh, no need to explain I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in. "Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies." "That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too....you can really spread out!" "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me." "Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results." "My, that's a lot of .." gasped Mrs. Smith. "Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure." " Don 't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus." "Oh my god!!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief. "And these twins turned out exceptionally well-when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with." "She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith. "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look." "Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement. "Yes", the photographer said. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in." Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean they actually chewed on your um...equipment?" "That's right. Well madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work." "Tripod??" "Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold very long. Madam? Madam?... Good Lord, she's fainted"! |
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The Price of Children
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This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely
>>positive >>for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of >>raising a >>child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed >>this way. >>It's nice. >> >>The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from >>birth to >>18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about >>sticker >>shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. >> >>But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into: >>* $8,896.66 a year, >>* $741.38 a month, or >>* $171.08 a week. >>* That's a mere $24.24 a day! >>* Just over a dollar an hour. >> >>Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have >>children if >>you want to be "rich" Actually, it is just the opposite. What do >>you get for >>your $160,140? >>* Naming rights. First, middle, and last! >>* Glimpses of God every day. >>* Giggles under the covers every night. >>* More love than your heart can hold. >>* Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs. >>* Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies. >>* A hand to hold, usually covered with jelly or chocolate. >>* A partner for blowing bubbles, flying kites >>* Someone to laugh yourself silly with, no matter what the boss >>said or how >>your stocks performed that day. >> >>For $160,140, you never have to grow up. You get to: >>* finger-paint, >>* carve pumpkins, >>* play hide-and-seek, >>* catch lightning bugs, and >>* never stop believing in Santa Claus. >> >>You have an excuse to: >>* keep reading the Adventures of Piglet and Pooh, >>* watching Saturday morning cartoons, >>* going to Disney movies, and >>* wishing on stars. >>* You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator >>magnets >>and collect spray painted noodle wreaths for Christmas, hand prints >>set in >>clay or Mother's Day, and cards with backward letters for Father's >>Day. >> >>For $160,140, there is no greater bang for your buck. You get to be >>a hero >>just for: >>* retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof, >>* taking the training wheels off a bike, >>* removing a splinter, >>* filling a wading pool, >>* coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and coaching a baseball team >>that never >>wins but always gets treated to ice cream regardless. >> >>You get a front row seat to history to witness the: >>* first step, >>* first word, >>* first bra, >>* first date, and >>* first time behind the wheel. >> >>You get to be immortal. You get another branch added to your family >>tree, >>and if you're lucky, a long list of limbs in your obituary called >>grandchildren and great grandchildren. You get an education in >>psychology, >>nursing, criminal justice, communications, and human sexuality that >>no >>college can match. >> >>In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there under God. You have >>all the >>power to heal a boo-boo, scare away the monsters under the bed, >>patch a >>broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them forever, and love >>them >>without limits, So . . one day they will like you, love without >>counting the >>cost. That is quite a deal for the price!!!!!!! >> >>Love & enjoy your children & grandchildren >> |
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yes I' new
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HELLO FROM OKLAHOMA
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BORN N BATH, MAINE
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WHALE
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http://www.toilette-humor.com/cartoon.html
THIS IS AWESOME |
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Good Eveneing Gentlemen
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HEY
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WHAT IS A SMILE?
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YOUR FIRST BOYFRIEND, HOW LONG IS THA TGOING TO LAST?
YOUR FISRT KISS, THE WARM FEELING GOING THROUGH YOUR BODY YOUR FIRST SUNSET, DON'T LAST FOREV YOUR ONE BEST FRIEND, THE PERSON YOU HAVE FIGHTS WITH BUT ALWAYS MAKE UP WITH AT THE END. YOUR FAMILY AND SECOND BEST FRIEND. NO MATTER WHAT PEOEPL SAY FAMILY COMES FIRST. YOUR FIRST MARRIAGE, EVEN IF IT LASTYOU WILL ALWAYS REEMBER IT. YOUR MAYBE MAYBE FIRST DIVORCE, IT'S NOT FUN BUT IT HAPPEN, IT'S LIFE. YOUR FIRST CHILD, THE ONE THAT GETS SPOILS OUT ALL THE KIDS. YOUR CHILD IS EVERYTHIGN, A MOTHER'S TOUCH MUST BE THERE. LAST NIT NOT LEAST YOUR FIRST TIME SEEING THE COLORS OF A RAINBOW, WHAT DOES ANYONE THINK? AUTHOR:ME |
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neopets
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anyone still play neopets lol
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i guess i just say hi
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HEY
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LO U PEOPLE CRAZY
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THE PARTY JUST STARTIN
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