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| Topic: Rules of Drunk Dialing | |
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1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else
>> >>is false advertisement. >> >> >> >>2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. >> >>If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. >> >> >> >>3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say >> >>something nice. Example: "Mom I'm in McDonald's and >> >>they're playing our song. I love you" >> >> >> >>4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. >> >>Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex >> >>voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over >> >>something. >> >> >> >>5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend >> >>can let their friends have fun at your expense for >> >>days, even weeks to come. >> >> >> >>6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared >> >>to >> >>read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. >> >> >> >>7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your >> >>ex's and remind them that you were the best lover >> >>they've ever had and everything they know, they >> >>learned from you. This way you can sleep well at >> >>night. >> >> >> >>8. You can also call this same ex and let them know, >> >>that you know, that they still love you. Then explain >> >>to that you understand because you would still love >> >>you too! >> >> >> >>9. If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if >> >>someone dials you. Be happy they thought of you in >> >>this special time. >> >> >> >>10. It is always a good idea to sing on someone's >> >>answering machine or voicemail. Especially a show >> >>tune. >> >> >> >>11. Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted or >> >>dirty and sex crazed... Never angry. >> >> >> >>12. Most likely you will never drunk dial your best >> >>friends. They are usually the ones taking your phone >> >>away and reminding you that "you have a problem". >> >> >> >>13. If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for >> >>a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. >> >>Nothing good can come from it. >> >> >> >>14. Always call someone you know. Finding random >> >>numbers in phone books is bad and usually leads to >> >>angry dialing. >> >> >> >>15. If your cell phone dies, remember everything >> >>happens for a reason. Never borrow a friend's phone to >> >>do your dialing. >> >> >> >>16. Drunk dialing to foreign country is usually too >> >>costly to be a good idea. But if feel like if you >> >>don't call this person you'll just die, break rule 15 >> >>and use a friend's phone. >> >> >> >>17. Drunk dialing may lead to drunk muffin >> >>stuffing.... Be >> >>prepared. >> >> >> >>18. When drunk dialing remember that "hanging out" at >> >>3 in the A.M. usually doesn't involve cards it's >> >>probably going to be more like cheap lube and >> >>handcuffs. So be prepared when you really do want to >> >>play X-box when you're drunk..... "you want me to do >> >>what with your box? Play with it?" >> >> >> >>19. Don't drunk dial in the pool, tub, or rainstorm. >> >>It only ends up with you blow drying your phone when >> >>your far to drunk to be using electronics and you wont >> >>be able to drunk dial anymore that night. >> >> >> >>20. Never, I repeat, never drunk dial your boss, >> >>preacher, grandpa, or friend's parents. If you are >> >>that hard up to call someone, there is an 800 number >> >>on Budweiser boxes. The person on the other line >> >>always sounds cute, plus I think they are used to >> >>drunk dialers >> >> >> |
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LMAO
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Love it!!!!!!! |
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drunk dial the number on the budweiser box?? that has to be
funnnnnn 
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lmao, i'll have to try the 800 number on the bud box!!!
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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i dont drunk dial. when i get drunk i just want to find somebodys lap to
sit in. |
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PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!
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u gotta get me drunk first. then u have to put on a cowboy hat.
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I am here .... LOL
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