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What are you......
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free from day off of work
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Once upon a time
~~~~~~~~ in a land far away, ~~~~~~~~ a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess ~~~~~~~~ happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. ~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~ and then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~ and set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ with my mother, ~~~~~~~~ where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ clean my clothes, bear my children, ~~~~~~~~ and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. " ~~~~~~~~ That night, ~~~~~~~~ as the princess dined sumptuously ~~~~~~~~ on lightly sauteed frog legs ~~~~~~~~ seasoned in a white wine ~~~~~~~ and onion cream sauce, ~~~~~~~~ she chuckled and thought to herself: ~~~~~~~~ I don't freakin think so. |
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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The policewoman asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and got progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop." |
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ok
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Topic:
soldiers
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if u ho to this utube u will really lilke it
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Topic:
soldiers
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http://www.youtube.com/jp.swf?video_id=ervaMPt4Ha0&eurl=http%3A//us.f388.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter%3FMsgId%3D52_3791625_59802_2644_2921_0_202558_8719_2131469041%26Idx%3D1%26YY%3D304&iurl=http%3A//img.youtube.com/vi/ervaMPt4Ha0/2.jpg&t=OEgsToPDskIcqO-cXt8Ik
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I LIKE HTIS I'M A PISCES
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LOL
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NOPE
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BEEN HERE
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WHAT IT ALREADY NITE
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NO I'M NOT HER
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LOL
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N WHAT?
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WHO A QUITTER
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WHAT?
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can't here what?
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can't decide wha ti want to b
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