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1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
>> >> >>2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. >> >> >>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. >> >> >>4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. >> >> >>5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. >> >> >>6. You watch the Weather Channel. >> >> >>7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break >>up." >> >> >>8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. >> >> >>9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." >> >> >>10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next >>door >>won't turn down the stereo. >> >> >>11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. >> >> >>12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. >> >> >>13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. >> >> >>14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. >> >> >>15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. >> >> >>16. You take naps. >> >> >>17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning >>of >>one. >> >> >>18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, >>rather than settle, your stomach. >> >> >>19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms >>and >>pregnancy tests. >> >> >>20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good ****." >> >> >>21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. >> >> >>22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never >>going to >>drink that much again." >> >> >>23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real >>work. >> >> >>24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. >> >> >>25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them >>instead of asking "Oh ****, what the hell happened?" >> >> >> >>Bonus: >> >>26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that >>doesn't >>apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt; Then >>you |
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dang it you caught me!!!!
 
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Im 18 got alot of them... ohh man
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9 out of 26
im pissed i scored that high damn none smokeable plants |
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