Twice a year.

I've never been neutered. Don't think I would rush to scratch that off the list either.

Longhair, you should try this one. You know, for old times sake.

I went into an applebees with two guys from the boat in Freeport,Tx. I had a pair of handcuffs on one wrist with the other end open. I asked the waitress if she had a hacksaw. She turned kind of white and scampered off. About 4 1/2 minutes later, the Freeport PD had a gun this close-> <- to my forehead as I lay on the floor laughing. Here's a piece of advice though, it takes about 4 hours for them to make sure you are not wanted anywhere. So leave room in your schedule.

All my pals in here. Glad to be back.

My job was wicked cool this past week. November in the N. Atlantic. Brrrrrrrr!

Gotta go to work in the early a.m.

I'll miss you guys and dolls. Think of me a little. The gales of November, you know.

See you in a week.

Hey, I know what I want too!!!!






But they don't make scotch flavored popsicles

Would you date me?

Plenty of occasional smokers also.

I got the ways and means
to New Orleans.

I'm going down by the river
where its warm and green.

I'm gonna have a drink
and walk around.

I got a lot to think about

Oh, yeah!

"The Vampire Song"
Concrete Blonde

I'm a big, noisy, bold horses arse.

But when I drink I get really quiet and shy.

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.

Teach a man to fish, and he'll sit in the boat and drink beer all day.

Oh boy, Gypsy will have a new pic tommorrow.

I wonder if I can get my big a$$ in red pantaloons?

Maybe pour a little wine on it, just for insurance

Throwing thier cloaks over puddles so you won't get your feet wet.

I took it the green off. I put on my Armistice Day shirt, it's right around the corner you know.

I'm lurking around

I'm wearing green

UH-oh one of those years is it? Hate to hear that.

Geez Heather, you're worse than Wal-Mart. Where else can you go shop for a bathing suit and listen to Christmas carols at the same time.