Hey, there are people I've done that to in ONE DAY....!!

perhaps..but I really never intended to be a problem for the mods..I wish I had known earlier what a bad girl I am - I would have attempted to clean up my act sooner.

I am taking less bait these days, I will tell you.

And posting my insults in code, like Lilith taught me.

lol...you're not a "bad girl".

it's all good...

Thanks lulu- I don't want to be the cause of more trouble for you guys. Please feel free to let me know when I have done something wrong. I take criticism well, ask Mark and Kristi!

*I* wanna be trouble!


Nahhh... not really. That's partly why I came up with this idea - make fun of the stupidity on online dating to keep from going crazy.

Not that it's helped any. I still think we're all crazy...

Yes we are AD, but at least now we have people to validate us.

Don't even get me started...

Sadly THAT is what the majority of people on these sites are looking for. Not a date, not a relationship, but rather affirmation of their dysfunction. If enough people, or the right person, says they're OK then that'll somehow MAKE them OK.

And the blind lead the blind...

Help I can't see!

um, you ARE trouble.

if you wanna be IN trouble...come see ME!

I ARE INNOCENT!

I've never been there and I'm never gonna go there again!

good! cause my doors are locked and my windows...well...

let's just say i wouldn't climb through them.

I found one I like, made me think of this thread, its probably been mentioned already but here goes. found a real awesome female that actually used detail and not just vague statements but... at the bottom she put every possible requirement so Im not able to contact her. She listed all of them. LOL WTF?!

???

You mean her email settings SIO?

I understand women wanting or needing to set SOME kind of limits to who sends 'em letters but why go overboard with it?

Unless she's really getting swamped with jerk mail...

AD - after our little "talk" , and how I said I was getting better, I lost control of my fingers yet again and made lulu work. I am ashamed to be such a loose cannon.

Will I ever become a real grown-up?

HC Why does it bother you what anyone says on an internet forum? What difference does it make what anyone else thinks or believes? How is it any of your concern or problem or responsibility to change their minds or teach them the "right way" to think or act??

There are ALL KINDS of kooks in the world. Social sites like this are magnets for 'em. Shake your head at the stupidity. Be sad for the pathetic miserable life they may be building for themselves. Express an opinion or another viewpoint if they seem receptive.

But for the love of pete don't bother arguing with 'em!

Just come back to this thread and make fun of 'em!

what is was is that I was just peeved about something and saw a target. It was that simple. And when I went back - in an instant - to edit my post, it was gone. Lulu was quick!

I know I can't cure stupidity.

The first step is admitting that you have a problem..and that brings me to the next-

will you be my sponsor?

In a word: No.

YOU gotta take care of YOU.

I have my hands full taking care of ME.

That's ok. Sometimes when waterloo is around and he sees me heading for the cliff he pulls me back some. He has become my own personal Yoda.

But I appreciate your interest and your advice.

I'm a young 36 yrs old, been married 4 times but also seperated 4 times. During those 4 marriages I have accumalated 9 offspring but luckily I dont have to pay child support since they dont know where i'm at. On a cool friday night you can find me down at the local fishing hole participating in catfish tournaments. Since I dont work or have any income I rely on this as my sole imcome. If I dont win any money for the night at least I catch enough to eat off of for a few days. I dont live at a certain spot per say which is good since I like to travel. One of my favorite pastimes is visiting different homeless shelters and checking out the facilities. To be honest I think i'm a good catch and I hope you do to, and will allow me to court you to various places about town. If I sound like the type of man you've been dreaming about then please respond and if not, I hope you have a blessed day. AND IF ALL OF THIS MADE U SMILE THEN GREAT, THATS WHAT IT WAS FOR