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"Hello, does anyone even read this stuff? Why spend a lot of time wrining about yourself when no one reads it."
It sounds like he is "wrining", huh? |
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Open to interpretation "Sentences can't do justice to my personality. Fragments, like snapshots, present particular instances. Oxymora reveal diversity. Planed Spontaneity. Varied. Like cadence. I joke just as much as I think. Enjoy the slow, just as much as the fast. Confusing, not quite. Some things are better understood in person. Titles: Father, Writer, Producer, Performer, DJ, Programmer Nouns: Music, Art, Literature, Movies, Games. Adjectives: Witty, Creative, Intellectual, Driven, Passionate. Locations: Anywhere in the world, just a plane-ride away." Confusing? Quite! 
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Headliner: Open to interpretation "Sentences can't do justice to my personality. Fragments, like snapshots, present particular instances. Oxymora reveal diversity. Planed Spontaneity. Varied. Like cadence. I joke just as much as I think. Enjoy the slow, just as much as the fast. Confusing, not quite. Some things are better understood in person. Titles: Father, Writer, Producer, Performer, DJ, Programmer Nouns: Music, Art, Literature, Movies, Games. Adjectives: Witty, Creative, Intellectual, Driven, Passionate. Locations: Anywhere in the world, just a plane-ride away." Confusing? Quite! Gotta love those pseudo-intellectuals. Mostly I enjoy bursting their little bubbles. 
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Headliner: Open to interpretation "Sentences can't do justice to my personality. Fragments, like snapshots, present particular instances. Oxymora reveal diversity. Planed Spontaneity. Varied. Like cadence. I joke just as much as I think. Enjoy the slow, just as much as the fast. Confusing, not quite. Some things are better understood in person. Titles: Father, Writer, Producer, Performer, DJ, Programmer Nouns: Music, Art, Literature, Movies, Games. Adjectives: Witty, Creative, Intellectual, Driven, Passionate. Locations: Anywhere in the world, just a plane-ride away." Confusing? Quite! I'm almost willing to bet that is a fellow posters brother or father! |
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"I am currently 3 1/2 months pregant, the father isnt really there..." Then how the hell did you get pregant? That's made me laugh out loud! Thank you!
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Headliner: Open to interpretation "Sentences can't do justice to my personality. Fragments, like snapshots, present particular instances. Oxymora reveal diversity. Planed Spontaneity. Varied. Like cadence. I joke just as much as I think. Enjoy the slow, just as much as the fast. Confusing, not quite. Some things are better understood in person. Titles: Father, Writer, Producer, Performer, DJ, Programmer Nouns: Music, Art, Literature, Movies, Games. Adjectives: Witty, Creative, Intellectual, Driven, Passionate. Locations: Anywhere in the world, just a plane-ride away." Confusing? Quite! Blah, Blah, Blah! How long did it take him to come up with that bull****?! |
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Lexy~ Too bad you're not homosexual. I think, if you were... this would be your mate. For now... sorry about your luck.
I'm a middle age guy, that doesn't smoke or drink, looking for a normal women that is not crazy. I want someone that is into self improvement. I dont care at what level you are at now, just that you want to improve your life. I want to go up not down in my goals. I think there are beautiful women in all races, so don't be shy. I'm turned on by smart women. I live in Chicago, and I want to move, not sure where. maybe towards YOU! |
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Lexy~ Too bad you're not homosexual. I think, if you were... this would be your mate. For now... sorry about your luck. I'm a middle age guy, that doesn't smoke or drink, looking for a normal women that is not crazy. I want someone that is into self improvement. I dont care at what level you are at now, just that you want to improve your life. I want to go up not down in my goals. I think there are beautiful women in all races, so don't be shy. I'm turned on by smart women. I live in Chicago, and I want to move, not sure where. maybe towards YOU! No, I think that's actually one of mine, isn't it? |
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No, I think that's actually one of mine, isn't it? Hhahahaha...
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Headliner: Open to interpretation "Sentences can't do justice to my personality. Fragments, like snapshots, present particular instances. Oxymora reveal diversity. Planed Spontaneity. Varied. Like cadence. I joke just as much as I think. Enjoy the slow, just as much as the fast. Confusing, not quite. Some things are better understood in person. Titles: Father, Writer, Producer, Performer, DJ, Programmer Nouns: Music, Art, Literature, Movies, Games. Adjectives: Witty, Creative, Intellectual, Driven, Passionate. Locations: Anywhere in the world, just a plane-ride away." Confusing? Quite! Gotta love those pseudo-intellectuals. Mostly I enjoy bursting their little bubbles. oh no!!! The transformation do I feel. Let not Yoda take over I must |
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Detect gibberish do I.
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Oh Waterloo~ If it only were. But truth be it is not. One must open ones eyes only but slightly in a dimly lit room, for the light has gone but it has intensified elesewhere to bring our visions pure and true....
Not his. But reminscent, huh? |
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Not his gibberish need be to sense not make
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Oh Waterloo~ If it only were. But truth be it is not. One must open ones eyes only but slightly in a dimly lit room, for the light has gone but it has intensified elesewhere to bring our visions pure and true.... Not his. But reminscent, huh? brain cramps I'm reminded of |
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You can just see this guy working up that profile can't you? Sitting in his mom's basement, in his fruit-of-the-looms, orange fingers from the cheetos, and ultra-seriously rubbing his chin nodding at the screen... "Yes, I believe that is profound and mysterious enough. The women will swoon merely by reading my scintillating wisdom." God save us. |
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God save us. Speak for your own gender!! My poor mother once had a date that said... "I got to be home by ten so I can take my Trazadone, I can't miss it". |
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I'm speaking in reference to humanity as a whole! No race, creed, or gender has any corner on the stupid market! 
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"Im a cool mellow laid back fellow nice type of dude. Im goofy and I will admit it. I looking for someone who except me for me flaws and all and I can except for who she is flaws and all."
Sounds good, huh? Except for...
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"Im a cool mellow laid back fellow nice type of dude. Im goofy and I will admit it. I looking for someone who except me for me flaws and all and I can except for who she is flaws and all." Sounds good, huh? Except for... Ya, that really turns the whole thing into a pretzel now don't it??? "I'm looking but not really... " "someone besides myself... " "someone I can pass by also... " "I'll like you but not you... " Just what the hell ARE you trying to say?? 
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Did I ever tell you guys about the one that said:
"My friend told me about this site, so I'm checking it out. I'm not gonna write anything here until I decide if it's worth it or not." I wonder how that all turned out....? |
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