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"I can never really say who I am to these things."
Picturing a house full of mannequins.... |
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i'm a real nice guy not like the others
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"There are so many things that I enjoy doing, I am just looking for someone to do them with."
Of course, I'm not going to tell you what they are.... |
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"camping movies muice clubs anything fun i love life im bubbely happy loveabel outgoing friendly 57 160 long dark blond hair nice skin haz eyes flawes im a baby but i work hard nurses aid and cashier"
The muice will get them every time.... |
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i'm not just looking for sex really i mean it
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in fact i cant even get it up no more so i wont ever cheat
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"I like to listening any kind music, bicylce riding, go to movie theater, and shopping. I would like to meet a honest, good personality, and funny guy."
In my country, is to be finding much of not this in the riding to the bicylce....is funny, now is right? |
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yeah like who really wants a lying cheating no child support paying jobless sob
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"I truly believe someone who knows you well should write this."
How do we know they didn't? You already come across as really lazy.... Then what happens if that person asks you to write theirs? Some sort of infinite recursive loop? |
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i'm really seroius about i think you're the one
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"umm i dont really know what to say."
....be still, my lunch.... |
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"I'm just looking to meet some nice people. I spend most of my time with friends and family. I recently rescued a cat, Simon."
My name's not Simon. |
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"Hello, I have been told that I don't know a stranger."
Well, that's pretty much the definition of the word, yeah.... |
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"Hi!!! Sweep me off my feet please! Ha! Actually, that is very difficult to do. So good luck. And anyway I'm not really looking for all that on here anyway. But I do hate hate hate when you boys try to."
Mixed messages.... |
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"I dont really know what to write in these things."
Mike, would it be possible to get a toilet-flushing emoticon? |
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"Are you looking for me?
xxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxx" Sorry, it looks as though some government agency has deleted your profile. Or maybe your x key is just stuck. In either case, no, I'm not looking for you. xxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxx. |
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"I'm looking for a man with five C's: Christian / Confident / Consistent / Committed and Caring."
0-for-5, looks like extra BP tomorrow.... |
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"when i do find that someone special I want them to feel like a gust of wind just blew in, took their breath away and swept them off their feet. :) "
If a gust of wind blew in and swept me off my feet I would be yelling- Run it's a tornado!! 
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"I work on a farm and some times have to go out of town. "
Is it to get more bodies to bury on your farm? 
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i'm married but as soon as i find someone i'll get a divorce
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