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"I am a 19 yr old. I dont drink, but every couple of months I have a 1 yr old son."
How does THAT work? |
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this one I read this morning!!!!!!!  Why can't a man ever please a woman? Because no man has a penis made of chocolate which ejaculates money!! This is fan-fu*k-ing-tabulous, Gypsy. Truly. I hope you sent him a message? |
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this one I read this morning!!!!!!! Why can't a man ever please a woman? Because no man has a penis made of chocolate which ejaculates money!! To quote the movie, Dazed and confused... Mathew McConehey's charactor.. But it sure would be cool if they did........ |
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i am me u can kno me more if u come visite me at ****@****** the lol!!!!1
Profession: engineer Interests: comedy, desco, meal He's an engineer? Hmmm.. I think I need to change fields. On the other hand, I like model trains too. |
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"I never really know what to say here. (yes i know everyone says that, but its true in this case.)"
You mean all the others were lying? Those deceptive swine....! |
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~Lily~
Good morning. I say we let Mirror have the Baby Daddy because I think I need a demeonrato right now... I don't care where the quote came from, I think it's hysterical. Was Matthew McConehey wearing a shirt when he said that? |
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i am me u can kno me more if u come visite me at ****@****** the lol!!!!1 Profession: engineer Interests: comedy, desco, meal He's an engineer? Hmmm.. I think I need to change fields. On the other hand, I like model trains too. I'm totally fascinated with desco. Does anyone know what that is? |
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"I am very simple minded. I just would like to meet someone that is nice, cute, athletic, and that has a good future ahead of him. If he doesnt than maybe at least a good plan."
When you're right, you're right. |
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~Lily~ Good morning. I say we let Mirror have the Baby Daddy because I think I need a demeonrato right now... I don't care where the quote came from, I think it's hysterical. Was Matthew McConehey wearing a shirt when he said that? Unfortunatly, yes, he was.... much to my dismay... |
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"Anything you want to know ask no matter how weird, embarrsing, or out there. I might not always answer but hey what a great way to start a conversation!!"
Not if you don't answer, it ain't! |
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"I am very simple minded. I just would like to meet someone that is nice, cute, athletic, and that has a good future ahead of him. If he doesnt than maybe at least a good plan." When you're right, you're right. What is that saying.. The road to hell is paved with good plans?? Is that how it goes?? |
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"Anything you want to know ask no matter how weird, embarrsing, or out there. I might not always answer but hey what a great way to start a conversation!!" Not if you don't answer, it ain't! I'm still waiting with bated breath for your definition of "desco". |
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"wow look at me hahaha
i am awsome!" Braggadocio is one thing; misspelled braggadocio is merely annoying.... Just aweful. |
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I'm totally fascinated with desco. Does anyone know what that is? Yea.. It's the new dance craze. It is when a disco breaks out in a room full of office cubicles. Engineers do this all the time to relieve stress. |
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I'm still waiting with bated breath for your definition of "desco". DESCO is an underwater diving equipment maker which was first organized in 1937 in Wisconsin in the USA as Diving Equipment and Salvage Co. Maybe that guy is the owner? I thought it was the parent company of Desenex, but I guess not. |
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I'm totally fascinated with desco. Does anyone know what that is? Yea.. It's the new dance craze. It is when a disco breaks out in a room full of office cubicles. Engineers do this all the time to relieve stress. I knew it, I knew it, I knew my ex came home from work humming, Disco Duck...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97RjuC9YeXg |
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"hey well i am a really fun person!! i got a 2 year old son and im just looking for a man to get to know. i am a single mom has been since day 1."
Sad to end up a has-been so early in life. |
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"hey well i am a really fun person!! i got a 2 year old son and im just looking for a man to get to know. i am a single mom has been since day 1." Sad to end up a has-been so early in life. Well maybe day 2, but not day 1.. how does that work??? |
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"Well, i don't know talk more about me, because i don't have a good English, but, I'm a happy person"
I'm guessing this is another teacher.... |
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"I am a 19 yr old. I dont drink, but every couple of months I have a 1 yr old son." How does THAT work? He is very busy for 1 day every few months. With women who are a bit slow to recognize they have had another baby. If we castrate him now.. We should see a substantial reduction in the welfare roster in his locale. |
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