http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&defl=en&q=define:Osmosis&sa=X&oi=glossary_definition&ct=title

"I want to have a good friend that I thrust"

Could have been one of the all-time greatest double entendres, if only it had been intentional....

How about how someone drolls on and on about the difference of education and intelligence then goes on to say....

And low watt light bulbs never fills up a room
they just hide whats lurking underneath

You do not start a sentence with the word and, as it denotes an add on to the previous sentence and a comma should be used.

It is either bulbs fill or bulb fills.

And whats is a conjugation and an apostrophy should be used (what's) or simply say what is....


I count three gramatical errors in this sentence... but he don't need no edumakation now do e'.....Besides what is lurking? What is hiding, the sentence does not tell a full story.

Grammar nazi...sorry....

"I have taking time to read your profile and seem pretty interesting."

Good to know.

"i havent been on in forever! looking to make friends and are where it goes from there. other than that hit me up if you want to know more about me..."


I'm a little curious about the brain chemistry, anyway, the firing of the neurons, that sort of thing....

Technically, "what's" is a contraction -- two words ("what is") combined into one, through one or more deleted letters and an inserted apostrophe --

"Conjugate" is to "state systematically the different forms a verb has according to tense, mood, person, and number."

Oh god Damn it... how the mighty fall.... you're right Lex.. my bad....

It's OK, I only pick on you if I like you....!

You totally blew over my noticing you had a typo...

You must be family then...

I thought congugate was when two people got pegnant.

Like two women, those are the only ones that can get pregnant, must be mating season.

Hate to disappoint you, but go back and read the profile I quoted -- it was her typo, I merely repeated it as blatant mockery.

I certainly know how to spell preggnunt.

Ahhh crapola! At least I didn't do any cartwheels.

Keep watching. Just like real life, I'm bound to screw something up sooner or later.

I want to be Baby Momma Number three....I'm pretty 'cofadent' I can be...you know what I'm saying?

I saw him first: looking for a nice lady

"Just on here looking to see what is good.My name is "T".I have two boys,but they live with there mothers.I am involved in their lives.I see them at least twice a month.They both live in Oklahoma where I am from.I have been here for about a month now.I'm not looking for much in a woman_personality_sense of humor_funny-just someone that I can relax with and feel cofadent when I look at her and say"That's my woman".You know what I'm saying?That's all I'm looking for.I hope that I am not asking for too much.PEACE"

I will fight you for him.... put em' up...

"i hate these description thingys, well im not goin to say much cuz then this jus ruins the excitement in finding out about someone."

Hell, why have profiles at all? Or bulldozers, either....

"im ashley and im 5'6 and 5'7"

Look, I don't come here to do math....

this one I read this morning!!!!!!!


Why can't a man ever please a woman? Because no man has a penis made of chocolate which ejaculates money!!