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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile
AaronzDad's photo
Tue 03/11/08 10:06 PM

Ohhh yeahhh!!

ANOTHER line I think is a stroke of brilliance...

"If I haven't scared you off yet..."

What the... ??


wiley's photo
Tue 03/11/08 10:09 PM

I like these types:


Hey, I'm a really nice guy, looking for "the one".


Followed by an email to me saying as followed:


Wanna do it?love




Love those!drinker


Oh come on. That was just the one time... I think.

belledimanche's photo
Tue 03/11/08 10:14 PM

I like these types:


Hey, I'm a really nice guy, looking for "the one".


Followed by an email to me saying as followed:


Wanna do it?love
Yea it's I'm loooking for a real woman for dating. They sweet talk you for a month, but all they want is a piece of ass! I wish their headline said "I'm a player and I just want to waste your time"




Love those!drinker

AaronzDad's photo
Tue 03/11/08 10:19 PM
Yea it's I'm loooking for a real woman for dating. They sweet talk you for a month, but all they want is a piece of ass! I wish their headline said "I'm a player and I just want to waste your time"


Well what the... ?!?
What do you expect?? HONESTY!?!? noway

THAT never got me laid!!


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

wiley's photo
Tue 03/11/08 10:20 PM
Looking for an intimate encounter will get you everywhere....according to Mirror anyway.

AaronzDad's photo
Tue 03/11/08 10:22 PM

Looking for an intimate encounter will get you everywhere....according to Mirror anyway.


uh huh...


You'll notice he's still looking?? huh

wiley's photo
Tue 03/11/08 10:23 PM


Looking for an intimate encounter will get you everywhere....according to Mirror anyway.


uh huh...


You'll notice he's still looking?? huh


Looking everywhere...you betcha.

belledimanche's photo
Tue 03/11/08 10:24 PM

Yea it's I'm loooking for a real woman for dating. They sweet talk you for a month, but all they want is a piece of ass! I wish their headline said "I'm a player and I just want to waste your time"


Well what the... ?!?
What do you expect?? HONESTY!?!? noway

THAT never got me laid!!


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
Well being a liar just make some panties drop can really break some hearts you knowsad

belledimanche's photo
Tue 03/11/08 10:25 PM



Looking for an intimate encounter will get you everywhere....according to Mirror anyway.


uh huh...


You'll notice he's still looking?? huh


Looking everywhere...you betcha.

Well, I wish him the best of luck that he doesn't get an STDdrinker

wiley's photo
Tue 03/11/08 10:25 PM
I think most of the women on here are smarter than that. I think.

AaronzDad's photo
Tue 03/11/08 10:27 PM

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
Well being a liar just make some panties drop can really break some hearts you knowsad


Actually the opposite has been true for me. As desperate as I was in my younger days and as many lame lines as I tried to use I never had any luck with the ladies. grumble

Desperation, it turns out, isn't so sexy.

Who knew? ohwell

belledimanche's photo
Tue 03/11/08 10:27 PM
Edited by belledimanche on Tue 03/11/08 10:27 PM
Too bad we have to try to be human lie detectors

wiley's photo
Tue 03/11/08 10:29 PM


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
Well being a liar just make some panties drop can really break some hearts you knowsad


Actually the opposite has been true for me. As desperate as I was in my younger days and as many lame lines as I tried to use I never had any luck with the ladies. grumble

Desperation, it turns out, isn't so sexy.

Who knew? ohwell



Actually I hear it works pretty well on desperate women.

no photo
Tue 03/11/08 10:30 PM


Desperation, it turns out, isn't so sexy.



You would think..

But it must be working on some level... In the least, an occasional pity fvck, maybe.
Otherwise we got a lot of desperate and very stupid men on this site!

no photo
Tue 03/11/08 10:31 PM




Looking for an intimate encounter will get you everywhere....according to Mirror anyway.


uh huh...


You'll notice he's still looking?? huh


Looking everywhere...you betcha.

Well, I wish him the best of luck that he doesn't get an STDdrinker


Those are my favorite cars.


belledimanche's photo
Tue 03/11/08 10:32 PM


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
Well being a liar just make some panties drop can really break some hearts you knowsad


Actually the opposite has been true for me. As desperate as I was in my younger days and as many lame lines as I tried to use I never had any luck with the ladies. grumble

Desperation, it turns out, isn't so sexy.

Who knew? ohwell


I guess I was vulnerable, horny, and drinking grey goose so....that's how is started that I got played

AaronzDad's photo
Tue 03/11/08 10:33 PM
Well, I wish him the best of luck that he doesn't get an STDdrinker
Those are my favorite cars.


To have an intimate encounter in?

belledimanche's photo
Tue 03/11/08 10:33 PM





Looking for an intimate encounter will get you everywhere....according to Mirror anyway.


uh huh...


You'll notice he's still looking?? huh


Looking everywhere...you betcha.

Well, I wish him the best of luck that he doesn't get an STDdrinker


Those are my favorite cars.

WTF?



wiley's photo
Tue 03/11/08 10:34 PM
Do they come stock with a vibrating back seat?

no photo
Tue 03/11/08 10:34 PM

Well, I wish him the best of luck that he doesn't get an STDdrinker
Those are my favorite cars.


To have an intimate encounter in?



You know what I just found out? The "air bag" was named after my ex-mother-in-law.


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