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500 dollars for the night right? do you take food stamps?
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Do i HAVE to take a shower with you? the Punishment doesnt seem to fit the crime.
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I best be going,oh crap this is my house. BYE,and let the dog in on your way out!she might be cold.
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no really, I'm still not done
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is your husband 6' tall have a mustach and an AK47?
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did we use chocolate syrup?
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Were those scabs.....or speed bumps?
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Could you please peel the tampon off my penis?
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NOW can I draw you? Perferably clothed?
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If I give you five bucks will you stop laughing
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Ever thought of being waxed? I mean you can use the hair to cover the bald spot.
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Sorry, that was my first time. Is your belly button going to be ok?
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Will you wear this farm animal costume and make farm animal sounds?
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Sorry, that was my first time. Is your belly button going to be ok? that's funny |
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You said you were a vampire i thought you liked blood... sorry.
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You said you were a vampire i thought you liked blood... sorry. OMG hahahaha that was really bad |
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I didnt mean to pee on you, these things just happen.
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Does it always smell that way??????
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I am proud of my small size!!! I am proud to be 4 inches wide!!! j/k
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your the reson God created alcahol,and do I need alot more...alcahol that is.
 
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