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ok with the candle and the extra cuddling package... your total comes to.............
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I think you made a better woman.
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Oh sorry I was watching tv
Is it normally that tiny Damn that was the remote I sat on, I thought it was you |
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Well it was nice meetin ya, but I gotta work in the morning cya
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krap... I thought you wore a rubber!
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Does it burn when you pee too?
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Those teeth sure are sharp
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That so wasn't worth the money
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falls out of bed what the hell was that?????
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I want my money back...
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What are those bumps on your D**K?
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There is help out there...
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falls out of bed what the hell was that????? you didn't fall I pushed ya, there's more room on the floor |
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I think I liked the 20 seconds of fore play better.
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Is that a raisen ???
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I regret to inform you that the sex we just had was unacceptable. Could you please refund the money I spent on Dinner and Movie, get dressed, never call me again, and possible kill yourself, so nobody else has to experience this?
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I think we need a bigger bed...
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Are you sure your not a guy
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well, that was fun, but I have your sister waiting in the other room
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You know, that dress didn't make you look fatter. Now that I see you naked, you're just fat.
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