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Sweetie, I said Sex....Not Sax.....
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You're done? I only read two pages....
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Can I have my rubber ducky back now?
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Wait! I know this! Tiyr name is Fred right?
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Edited by
EveningKiss
on
Wed 01/02/08 08:56 PM
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Maybe if we water it it will grow.
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Nooooooo
Thirty minutes of begging does NOT constitute foreplay.... |
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When you said you wanted it "doggy style", I thought you wanted me to hump your leg and pee on the carpet....Sorry
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Can i get that homeloan now?
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I'll make some coffee....
and bacon....and eggs...and then on the way to the market for dinner we can just stop by my apt and get my toothbrush and a change of clothes...oh and the cat and..... |
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Somehow this seems familar... Didn't I sleep with you last year?
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Mind if I keep those panties?
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i already came. (pants still on)
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did i do good mom?
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next time can you shave so i don't choke?
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Can you put your cloths on? Im getting cold.
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Somehow this seems familar... Didn't I sleep with you last year? yeah...but i was so good i gave you amnesia |
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wow, you really are the black hole
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I find calling your current wife by a prior wifes name in bed is less than a good idea...
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"Did you get off?"
If ya dont know...we have a problem. Awful question. |
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calls best friend, Hey could you come and pick me up I'm done here.
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