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NExt time lets skip strait to the cigarette.
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*chewing arm off next morning*
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wait.... wait.... can I get a picture of that? my girl friends will never believe me when I tell them it was THAT small. yer not a school teacher are you wantta
my bad huh? I didn't get it 
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wait.... wait.... can I get a picture of that? my girl friends will never believe me when I tell them it was THAT small. yer not a school teacher are you wantta
my bad huh? I didn't get it
that is a good thing
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whats that smell????please close your legs,I thought we were at the land fill there for a moment.
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Hey Good news!!!!....my doctor just told me I have 'advanced STD's'..... |
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We should go again i dont think im pregnent yet.
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Damn, I thought YOU had it covered!
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Can I buy you a drink? Oh wait I asked you that earlier...can I show you the door?
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wait.... wait.... can I get a picture of that? my girl friends will never believe me when I tell them it was THAT small. yer not a school teacher are you wantta
my bad huh? I didn't get it
that is a good thing
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You can take off that mask now. What? Thats your face... I'm so sorry.
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$20 if you put your clothes on and lie!
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you charge by the hour? good cause I only need a few seconds.
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MAn no amount of Happy Pills will make me forget that.
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think maybe next time ya can last until after the fore play?
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I've undressed more responsive mannequins....
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whispering* go to your happy place, go to your happy place
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did I just hear a woman scream? oh that was you
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Next time rub something a little sweeter....like lemons.... |
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Everyone has some short comming... and with you thats sex.
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