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I lost my watch :-P
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ummmmm..... My Dad was better...
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I'll call you tomorrow.. (2weeks later no phone call)
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what do you mean the dog has to leave next time?
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I'm done. Get out.
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The penicillin is in the jar right over there...
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your turn to sleep in the wet spot <splash>
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I think I'm going to be sick
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And one for the ladies
Go get BOB???? who the hell is BOB Battery Operated Boyfriend WTF |
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Maybe you should try internet dating
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I Kept telling you, "You wern't In" Don't feel bad!
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Whaddya' mean..."is it in yet?"
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Can you feel the baby growing.
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falls out of bed what the hell was that????? you didn't fall I pushed ya, there's more room on the floor still laughing |
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ummmmm..... My Dad was better... OMG that was over the top |
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oops... you didn't want protection right?
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You should try Kegal exercises!
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ummmmm..... My Dad was better... OMG that was over the top |
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Better get dressed, my husband will be home any second. Your only suppost to be fixing the stove... Right?
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That was back hair....??? I thought you were wearing a sweater..!!!
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