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Ta-Dah!!!
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And I only thought the Nile floods
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I thought bottomless pits were a myth
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Next time I bring a Crowbar!!!
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will you make out with my blow up doll now?
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I said "Petroleum Jelly not Plumbers Putty!!!" |
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I never knew they came that small...
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Let me check! I've got a magnifying glass right here.... |
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your leaking
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Have to get going...I've got an appt. to get my oil changed.... |
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next time put the peanut in the peanut hole!!!!!
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Will you take a check?
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omg I think I found Jimmy Hoffa (showing my age here )
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Soooooooo you must have some amazing stories to tell about all that spoo you keep burping up whore
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So does this make you my wifecousin?
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What smells?
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And just what praytell is a booty thumb? OUCH!
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And just what praytell is a booty thumb? OUCH! |
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Tell you the "L" word? Ok. LEAVE!
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