Got a complaint? Need a place to whine? This is it. Whether your issue is large or small, the Whambulance is here for you.

I got my nails done yesterday (gel) and one has already chipped.

They tell you there are 16 servings in a
half-gallon of ice cream.
Who are they kidding?
There is one, maybe, 2, max.

There's me thinking this is about Wham!

Why do all the good chics live so far away

Exactly, i only get 4 servings in a 5 quart pail of ice cream.

4???? Rookie.

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

It never fails, as soon as I get used to eating something they make it new and improved...what was wrong with the last one?
Speaking of food...as soon as I get to liking something, the stores stop carrying it! WTF?

Why do weather forcasters say there is a 50% chance of rain? Why not just say "It might Rain or it might Not"?
Speaking of weather forcasters...why is it now necessary to give weather frightening names like Bomb Cyclones or Rampaging Tornados. Every storm is mega, deadly or destructive.
Everybody Run...Run for your LIVES!

Now I'm craving popcorn & I have none

There's no cheese here, how am I to survive my next whiney azz post.

I was so excited thinking I had an entire row on this plane all to myself. Then at the last second, a tardy couple came and sat next to me, and my hopes were dashed.

Every time I fly, I dream of getting a gorgeous, friendly blond for a seat mate..

And I always end up with a fat dude who hogs the armrest.

Moto called me a rookie

I wanted to stop by the store after work to get pizza, but it was storming so I couldn't... lightning and umbrellas aren't a good combination.

Guilty feet have got no rhythm!

Sometimes you think your gonna get it.. but you don't, and that's just the way it goes.

Preparation H huh? What happened to Preparation A thru G?

Same.

Though it’s easy to pretend, I know you’re not a fool.