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Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
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Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died. Good one! Yo mama's so ugly they put her in a tinted incubator when she was born. |
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Yo mama's so fat that this town really ISN'T big enough for the both of us
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Yo Momma so ugly her makeup counter is at Sherwin Williams. 
Yo moma so fat that when she won a fat beauty contest they sang: "There she is... North America" |
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Yo mama's so stupid, she had your brother thrown in rehab, cause he was Hooked on Phonics
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Yo mama's so fat, after she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party
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Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
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Yo mama's so fat, after she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party
Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her. |
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Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the f*ck off."
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Yo mama's so fat, her car is made out of spandex.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic. |
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Yo mama's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes
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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
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Yo momma so fat, she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck!
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Yo mama's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.
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Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
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YOUR MOMMAS HOUSE IS SO SMALL I WALKED IN THE FRONT DOOR AND WAS IN THE BACK YARD.
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YOUR MOMMAS SO OLD THAT WHEN SHE FARTS SHE FARTS DUST
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YOUR MAMAS SO FAT HER BLOOD TYPE IS ROCK ROAD
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YOUR MOMMAS SO OLD,SHE USED TO DRIVE CHARIOTS TO HIGH SCHOOL
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YOUR MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE FARTS SHE CAUSES A NATURAL DISASTER
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