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Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
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Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
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Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
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Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the b's good side! Now That's Funny! Your mama is so fat that when God said "let there be light" he told her to move her fat *ss out of the way! |
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Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.  can honestly say havent heard that one lol
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Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the b's good side! Now That's Funny! Your mama is so fat that when God said "let there be light" he told her to move her fat *ss out of the way! thanks |
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Yo mama so poor burglars break into her house and leave her money. |
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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."
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yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was when she was standing on a scale.
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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."
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Edited by
sassyma
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Fri 12/28/07 01:35 PM
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Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's."
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yo mommas sooo ugly that when she looked in the mirror her reflection ducked!
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yo mommas sooo ugly that when she looked in the mirror her reflection ducked!
that was great
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yo mama so studip she looked in a box of Cheerios and said "Look doughnut seeds."
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Your mama's so skinny that Ethiopian kids send her .50 a day!
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Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
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Edited by
sassyma
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Fri 12/28/07 01:42 PM
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Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized |
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Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions
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