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 Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. |
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Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
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Edited by
sassyma
on
Fri 12/28/07 01:45 PM
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:Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
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Tell Yo mama to stop wearing green lipstick, my balls are starting to look like ninja turtles. |
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yo mama so studip she looked in a box of Cheerios and said "Look doughnut seeds." Okay another good one! Yo mama so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door. Yo mama's so fat that when she used to go to school she sat next to everybody! |
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Yo mama is so stupid, her parents had to hire a tutor to teach her how to scribble.
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Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed.
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Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed. Worthy! Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driver's license. |
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Yo mama's so stupid, when I asked her if she wanted to play one on one, she said "Ok, but what's the teams?" |
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Yo mama is so poor she steals free bread.
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Yo mama's so poor, when as I walked out of her apartment the rat tripped me and the roach stole my wallet.
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Yo mama's so dumb she brought lipstick to a make-up test
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Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died.
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Yo Momma so ugly in the last election her eyes voted to leave her face.
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Yo' mama's so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each time zone!
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Yo' mama's so short she's has to slam dunk her bus fair
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Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps!
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Yo Momma so ugly her makeup counter is at Sherwin Williams.
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Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died. Good one! Yo mama's so ugly they put her in a tinted incubator when she was born. |
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Yo mama's so fat, her belly button has an echo.
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