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Your mama so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
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Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!
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Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn."
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your mama so fat that she has her own zipcode
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YOUR MAMAS HOUSE IS SO DIRTY THE **** ROACHES RIDE DIRT BIKES ON THE CARPET
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Your mama so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips
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your mommas house is so small,she dropped a napkin on the floor and got wall to wall carpeting
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YOUR MAMAS SO FAT THAT THE ***** NEEDS A TIMERS GUIDE TO FIND HER ASSHOLE Now that's funny Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter! |
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YOUR MAMAS SO FAT IF SHE WEARS YELLOW THE NEIGHBORS THINK SHES A TAXI
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."
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YOUR MAMAS SO FAT THAT THE ***** NEEDS A TIMERS GUIDE TO FIND HER ASSHOLE Now that's funny Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter! thats funny |
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Your mama is so fat she makes the Radio Station skip!
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YOUR MAMAS SO UGLY WHEN SHE WAS BORN THE DOCTOR SMACKED HER MOTHER
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your mommas so ugly that when you was born the doctor smacked your mother.
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Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
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Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
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your mommas teeth so yellow she could butter a loaf of bread.
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Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the b's good side!
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Yo mama twice the man you are.
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Yo momma's so fat I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4 5 6 7 8 and 9!
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