A German carpenter came up with this idea for male contraception ...

A sperm switch .. a small implant valve the size of a gummy bear which regulates sperm flow and can be flicked on/off like a switch .

It takes 30 mins under local anaesthetic to incise , insert the implant and close the scrotum .... Then you get to go home .. lol and can go to work the next day .

Isn’t this exciting ??? I am sure women all over the world are doing chest bumps .. are men feeling as excited ????

http://18.re-publica.com/en/news/why-millions-talking-about-sperm-switch-why-its-still-tipping-point

Perhaps they could think about adding a gummy bear flavour enhancer too .. lmao

Did I miss where the switch goes?

apparently it is a miniature “rocket” switch that sits just under the scrotal skin .

Reading comments from men .. one said it would be a good excuse to have a fiddle . Another asked what if he is the sort of guy who forgets to switch the lights off . Another liked the idea of being called robo balls . And yet another asked if they could reinvent it so that it connects to Bluetooth . Men make me laugh

I'm very excited!

For the sake of gender equality, there ought to be an on/off switch for a woman's vocal chords. . . and I'm leaving now. [Runs for cover.]

There is but I believe "RoboBalls" have to be set to 'run' mode. [I can run faster than you]

A German invented this? We are a great bunch of people, are we?

Yes , not just any German but a German carpenter... wow.... and yes, that's a real hearty bunch of people ....

I dunno?? it may be a good aide for people wishing to conceive as well.. knowing the effect of prolonged release. the multiple build up with it turned off. could effect a massive release once flipped back on.
but I would be concerned with the possible long term side effects such a device might have.

Self-evolution has begun

Somebody tell me how to flip off the body hair gene -takes me a whole day to manscape lol

Really? Years ago they were talking about men taking a pill everyday, as some women do to prevent pregnancy. I don't think that many men would be doing this.

Well it does kinda make sense that a carpenter would be interested working on inventing something that is "wood" related.

this is too hilarious

did the carpenter also specify how long the implant would last? is there also a provision for other materials to be used in the case I do not like the idea of wood in my scrotal sac?

Any mention of reimbursements for papertowels,
in the event that the switch malfunctions
in the "On" position?


... Asking for a friend.

making me laugh .. tell your friend ..I am sure the German inventor is working on a safety override switch for emergency malfunctions . He may also like to pop outside and hug a tree (you of course can hug me .. ) I am predicting a paper shortage

Hi Andrew I am sure non -wood options will be in the pipeline . As for how long it lasts .. likely that would depend on how your scrotum reacts to a foreign body