Did 1 or both of your parents ever try to do this?
Awkward! How far ahead of them were you? Or Were you?

btw,,,,,Pops just asked if we ever had this,,,,,we laughed

That’s good.
Youre a lucky person.


Enjoy.

And Yes i love my solitude.

a talk?

with whom?

i feel old..

When I was 10, my Mother took my sister (2 years older)
and I to the Library, where she got a huge anatomy book
and plopped it down in front of us.

'There' she said, 'study that'..twas a picture of a male
and female facing each other, nude (shocking enough)..
well now, the male's, er, member was pointing straight
at the females..belly button.

Seemed simple enough..what went where..so I went outside
to play on the swings.

I was a senior in high school before I realized my mistake,
and only then because, well, the belly button did not
seem to be the center of attention :-)

Never ahead of them, always behind hahaha

I know my mom did, but I cannot remember it myself. So I guess I wasn't ready at the time my mother decided to have the talk, either that or I felt way to awkward to talk about such things with my mother. Seriously don't know.
I also don't know what I already knew when my mom had the talk.
We had sexual education at school when we were 12, which was about an hour talk and slideshow to go with it that very clearly showed the penis was not supposed to go into the belly button, haha.

Oddly enough I cannot remember having the talk with my kids either, although I know I did.

blocking out the trauma crystal????

if memory serves it came out in bits and pieces at different times. never THE TALK. except maybe the consequences and being responsible part.

i don't honestly remember where i was on the curve tho

Dad Tried
Problem was he was born in 1912 and I was born in 1961.
By the time I reached puberty, his tabboo was mainstream.
My brother-in-law (8 years older) is the one that sat down with me and answered my questions.
I knew how the pieces fit together when I was 5 (explored all that stuff with the little neighbor girl).

The birds and the bees
I never did get the talk, although my kids did.

I think my son knew more than me, I presume that after trying to fix his computer one day and clicking on his browsing history.

so did you ask him for some pointers joe?

No, but I made a mental note of the websites.

Lmao! It reminds me of that joke.
Why do some women have sore belly buttons?
....because blond guys are dumb too

Funny enough!!!....btw, welcome back..

Both of my parents must have thought the other one took care of it.

But no worries, in 3rd grade, a 5th grade boy did a pretty thorough job of explaining exactly would be expected of me once I married him.

I kicked him in the shin, called him a liar and avoided him on the playground for the rest of the year.

While the boy had a lot to learn in the romance department, his grasp on the mechanics of intimate relations ended up being pretty accurate...as confirmed a couple of years later by gossiping girlfriends on the same playground.

There is also the talk of creation.

The bible characterized it as woman created from man. In chemistry, originally they thought the positive charge flowed to the negative, so that is the direction they drew the electric current in. Later, they found out that it was the electrons that flowed to the positive, but they still draw the current direction from positive to negative in the chemistry language because of all of the original literature. I think it may be described better the other way around than the way the bible has it. I think there was probably a bacterium with a perfect XX chromosome, one of the arms broke off into XY and created man, in the Proterozoic Eon. Who knows how sex was created in the process. I'm not a biologist.

Then humans were created out of the forest, and now we own land. Ironic to me.

We men who have oppressed women by convention in past history were born from women. Also ironic.

But hey, there are a lot of ironic things. Everything we eat is a living thing.

The reasons why are ironic. The reasons how are awkward. In my experience.

Not everything...Salt and other minerals have daily requirements for health...
Activated Charcoal
Boron
Calcium
Chromium Picolinate
Copper
Iodine
Iron
Magnesium
Manganese
Molybdenum
Phosphorus
Potassium
Selenium
Silica
Zinc
http://anrvitamins.com/glossary/#Vitamins

Never had the talk. A long long long time ago in a far away country, women did not have sex before marriage. but as I said that was a very long time ago.

Rosie your a sweetheart.
I love you.