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Famous last words

1. I'll get a world record for this.
2. Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
3. It's fireproof.
4. He's probably just hibernating.
5. I'm making a citizen's arrest.
6. So, you're a cannibal.
7. It's probably just a rash.
8. Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
9. The odds of that happening have to be a million-to-one!
10. Pull the pin and count to what?
11. Which wire was I supposed to cut?
12. I wonder where the mother bear is.
13. I've seen this done on TV.
14. These are the good kind of mushrooms.
15. I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
16. Funny, you look just like Charles Manson.
17. Rat poison only kills rats.
18. It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.
19. This doesn't taste right.
20. I can make this light before it changes.
21. Nice doggie.
22. I can do that with my eyes closed.
23. Well, we've made it this far.
24. That's odd.
25. Don't be so superstitious!

what could possibly go wrong?

Hey, watch this!

this won't hurt a bit

What train?

Pull the pin I dare ya...

A Tree! - Sonny Bono

Here, hold my beer.

I'll do it tomorrow!

Ooh Sh**

Pull my finger.

"Here, hold my beer"

I'm only popping in for a quick half...

Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

Don't worry I'll pull out in time.....

Who you talking too!!

Join the army son, keep yourself out of trouble.

What do you have to lose?

Who needs a safety net?

Call that a knife?

What are you looking at?

It must have been the wa….

I’m sure it’s fine.(inspired by the other quote already provided: “What could possibly go wrong?”)

Trust me…

This is going to be the best selfie ev....

Is this the right way to hold the gun?

I don't think it's loaded. Let me check.

No I don't think you have to unplug it before changing the blade.

We’ll get a great price for those elephant tusks
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-47843999

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