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Tue 12/19/17 10:51 PM
Famous last words


"Here, hold my beer"

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Tue 12/19/17 10:50 PM
15 could get ya 20....

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Tue 09/19/17 08:40 PM

Don't watch.
Exactly....why give credence to a bunch of people who are so self absorbed that they need constant approval and attention to function at all.
"Hey, look at me, I can sing, I can dance, I can act! PLEASE show me the love and approval I've been missing all my life! Nobody likes me unless you clap for me!"

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Tue 09/19/17 08:18 PM
Bacon>Cornflakes

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Tue 09/19/17 08:18 PM
Edited by MrRam318 on Tue 09/19/17 08:30 PM
The semi elusive double post...just more proof that bacon is greater than cornflakes

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Tue 09/19/17 08:13 PM

after one month and he wanted to buy you dresses, shoes, perfume... very strange. what a nut!!!

Now if it was underwear and bra's.. then that's perfectly fine
No doubt drinker

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Tue 09/19/17 12:28 AM
Edited by MrRam318 on Tue 09/19/17 12:33 AM

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Tue 09/19/17 12:16 AM
Edited by MrRam318 on Tue 09/19/17 12:16 AM


Merkins were made from beaver fur.....the ladies of the night of old would get crabs and have to shave their pubic hair. While not wanting to appear "strange down their with no hair", they donned beaver hair merkins....hence the term "beaver".

My how times have changed....glasses
I think we have had this conversation before laugh laugh vajazzling and oenazxling is much more artistic smitten
We have lol....and you forgot azz-azzling. I've seen a video of a girl getting a tattoo of a diamond therehappy

Talk about a cutter of a different kind!

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Tue 09/19/17 12:02 AM
Edited by MrRam318 on Tue 09/19/17 12:03 AM
Merkins were made from beaver fur.....the ladies of the night of old would get crabs and have to shave their pubic hair. While not wanting to appear "strange down there with no hair", they donned beaver hair merkins....hence the term "beaver".

My how times have changed....glasses

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Mon 09/18/17 11:52 PM
Edited by MrRam318 on Mon 09/18/17 11:52 PM
There was a young beaver who could
Rule over the hardest of wood
One day her teeth did scrape
And the sound the lad did make
Proclaimed the death of his manhood!

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Mon 09/18/17 11:32 PM

Healing !!!!


Sexual healing laugh oops
mmmHmm....I bet laugh

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Mon 09/18/17 11:22 PM

Ultimate Rejection: You're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

That's not rejection...that's just called.... "The Stranger"
explode

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Mon 09/18/17 11:14 PM
Edited by MrRam318 on Mon 09/18/17 11:14 PM
There's a beaver and a wood joke in here somewhere....

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Mon 09/18/17 11:02 PM
I've been really tryinnnnn', baby!
Tryin' to hold back these feelin's for soooo long
And if you feel, LIKE I feel baby
Then come on, OH! come on WOOO!

Let's get it on, OWWWW baby....
Let's love baby...
Let's get it onnnnn.....Sugaaarrrr...

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Mon 09/18/17 10:44 PM
Are you a beaver? Because......dam!

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Mon 09/18/17 02:06 PM

Hello mr ram biggrin where have ewe been laugh laugh welcome home waving
Here and there, to and fro. You being good?pitchfork :wink: flowerforyou

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Mon 09/18/17 02:04 PM


People who adopt should be commended....sure beats that OTHER "A" word....


OMG! The Reb is back!!! drinker drinker drinker
Ah Ms Peggy, still as sweet as everflowerforyou

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Wed 09/13/17 10:38 PM
People who adopt should be commended....sure beats that OTHER "A" word....