Topic:
Famous Last Words...
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Famous last words
"Here, hold my beer" |
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Topic:
does age matter?
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15 could get ya 20....
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Topic:
Crappy art awards show
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Don't watch. "Hey, look at me, I can sing, I can dance, I can act! PLEASE show me the love and approval I've been missing all my life! Nobody likes me unless you clap for me!" |
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Topic:
no more kellogs for me...
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Bacon>Cornflakes
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Topic:
no more kellogs for me...
Edited by
MrRam318
on
Tue 09/19/17 08:30 PM
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The semi elusive double post...just more proof that bacon is greater than cornflakes
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after one month and he wanted to buy you dresses, shoes, perfume... very strange. what a nut!!! Now if it was underwear and bra's.. then that's perfectly fine |
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Edited by
MrRam318
on
Tue 09/19/17 12:33 AM
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Topic:
Worst pickup lines ever! 😂
Edited by
MrRam318
on
Tue 09/19/17 12:16 AM
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Merkins were made from beaver fur.....the ladies of the night of old would get crabs and have to shave their pubic hair. While not wanting to appear "strange down their with no hair", they donned beaver hair merkins....hence the term "beaver". My how times have changed.... Talk about a cutter of a different kind! |
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Topic:
Worst pickup lines ever! 😂
Edited by
MrRam318
on
Tue 09/19/17 12:03 AM
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Merkins were made from beaver fur.....the ladies of the night of old would get crabs and have to shave their pubic hair. While not wanting to appear "strange down there with no hair", they donned beaver hair merkins....hence the term "beaver".
My how times have changed.... |
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Topic:
Worst pickup lines ever! 😂
Edited by
MrRam318
on
Mon 09/18/17 11:52 PM
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There was a young beaver who could
Rule over the hardest of wood One day her teeth did scrape And the sound the lad did make Proclaimed the death of his manhood! |
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Healing !!!! Sexual healing |
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Topic:
Rejection?
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Ultimate Rejection: You're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. That's not rejection...that's just called.... "The Stranger" |
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Topic:
Worst pickup lines ever! 😂
Edited by
MrRam318
on
Mon 09/18/17 11:14 PM
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There's a beaver and a wood joke in here somewhere....
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I've been really tryinnnnn', baby!
Tryin' to hold back these feelin's for soooo long And if you feel, LIKE I feel baby Then come on, OH! come on WOOO! Let's get it on, OWWWW baby.... Let's love baby... Let's get it onnnnn.....Sugaaarrrr... |
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Topic:
Worst pickup lines ever! 😂
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Are you a beaver? Because......dam!
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Topic:
Child Adoption
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Hello mr ram where have ewe been welcome home |
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Topic:
Child Adoption
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People who adopt should be commended....sure beats that OTHER "A" word.... OMG! The Reb is back!!! |
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Topic:
Child Adoption
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People who adopt should be commended....sure beats that OTHER "A" word....
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