Topic: The Wrong Answer Game
Earthgirl83's photo
Thu 12/19/19 06:07 PM

He puts on other costumes and acts other characters.


What makes you special?
:o)



Dodo_David's photo
Thu 12/19/19 08:17 PM

What makes you special?


Got brass in pocket

Why is there a full moon but never an empty moon?

Earthgirl83's photo
Fri 12/20/19 01:46 AM

Because the poets and the romantics won't get inspiration from an empty moon.


Where does a rainbow start and end?

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 12/20/19 05:12 AM

Where does a rainbow start and end?



It starts at the rain archer and ends where the rain arrow lands.

Why must all of the pretty Filipinas live too far away from me?

Earthgirl83's photo
Fri 12/20/19 05:04 PM

So that the invention of airplanes won't go to waste :angel:


Why do people close their eyes when they sneeze?



Blaze's photo
Fri 12/20/19 10:08 PM
Because they're actually having an orgasm through their mouth.

Why do dogs always poop in hallways?

Earthgirl83's photo
Sat 12/21/19 02:27 PM

Because they are hallway-trained.



Why is common sense not common?


LarchTree's photo
Sat 12/21/19 04:02 PM
Because it all got used.

Why does metal bend?

Earthgirl83's photo
Sun 12/22/19 11:57 PM

It also gets tired being all so straight and rigid.


How do you wake up in the morning aside from opening your eyes?
:o)

LarchTree's photo
Sat 12/28/19 10:10 AM
The wrong answer?

In a nonsexual way.

What happens if you step into a pond in a dark forest?

no photo
Sat 12/28/19 10:52 AM
The tree lights turn on

Why are there speed limits?

LarchTree's photo
Sat 12/28/19 11:22 AM
So that emergency–landing planes can get an idea for how bumpy the road is.

Why do the telephone wires have an upward curve to the utility poles?

no photo
Sat 12/28/19 11:29 AM
It helps the birds from falling off

What is the purpose of time zones?

LarchTree's photo
Sat 12/28/19 01:28 PM
To make boundaries for world peace; with the roosters that is.

To where do the claw prints in the sand lead?

Earthgirl83's photo
Sun 12/29/19 01:17 AM

To the cat in bird's clothing.


Why do we question everything?


no photo
Fri 12/25/20 02:05 PM
Because we are annoying


Who let the dogs out?

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 12/25/20 07:16 PM
The dog-catcher because he was bored.

Why do people say "Cheese" when getting their photos taken?

 ☮️ Coolchic Dee 💟's photo
Sat 12/26/20 11:41 AM


Because they’re serving wine :wine_glass: and crackers drinker

Why is snow :snowflake: cold 🥶?

no photo
Sat 12/26/20 11:55 AM
Because that's how the reindeer like it laugh

Why wouldn't the reindeer let Rudolph play any reindeer games?


Stu's photo
Sat 12/26/20 10:24 PM
Edited by Stu on Sat 12/26/20 10:27 PM
Because the baseball got lost in the snow.

Why do Bumbles bounce?