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He puts on other costumes and acts other characters. What makes you special? :o) |
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Because the poets and the romantics won't get inspiration from an empty moon. Where does a rainbow start and end? |
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Where does a rainbow start and end? It starts at the rain archer and ends where the rain arrow lands. Why must all of the pretty Filipinas live too far away from me? |
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So that the invention of airplanes won't go to waste Why do people close their eyes when they sneeze? |
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Because they're actually having an orgasm through their mouth.
Why do dogs always poop in hallways? |
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Because they are hallway-trained. Why is common sense not common? |
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Because it all got used.
Why does metal bend? |
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It also gets tired being all so straight and rigid. How do you wake up in the morning aside from opening your eyes? :o) |
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The wrong answer?
In a nonsexual way. What happens if you step into a pond in a dark forest? |
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The tree lights turn on
Why are there speed limits? |
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So that emergency–landing planes can get an idea for how bumpy the road is.
Why do the telephone wires have an upward curve to the utility poles? |
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It helps the birds from falling off
What is the purpose of time zones? |
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To make boundaries for world peace; with the roosters that is.
To where do the claw prints in the sand lead? |
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To the cat in bird's clothing. Why do we question everything? |
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Because we are annoying
Who let the dogs out? |
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The dog-catcher because he was bored.
Why do people say "Cheese" when getting their photos taken? |
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Because they’re serving wine and crackers Why is snow cold 🥶? |
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Because that's how the reindeer like it
Why wouldn't the reindeer let Rudolph play any reindeer games? |
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Edited by
Stu
on
Sat 12/26/20 10:27 PM
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Because the baseball got lost in the snow.
Why do Bumbles bounce? |
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