Topic: The Wrong Answer Game
Dodo_David's photo
Wed 10/23/19 05:50 PM

Why does the moon get full ?


Because it eats until it can eat no more.

What are the 4 basic food groups?

 ☮️ Coolchic Dee 💟's photo
Fri 10/25/19 01:33 PM


Wine :wine_glass:, chocolate :chocolate_bar:, more wine and more chocolate! love drinker

Why are circles so round ? spock

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 10/25/19 01:59 PM
Because their rudder is stick, thus they can't go straight.

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?

 ☮️ Coolchic Dee 💟's photo
Sat 10/26/19 12:14 PM


3 is too many!

Why are graveyards so spooky at night ? scared

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Sat 10/26/19 12:18 PM
because none of the residents sleep in at night



why are graveyards fenced in?

 ☮️ Coolchic Dee 💟's photo
Sat 10/26/19 12:20 PM


Because people are dying to get in! laugh


Why do witches fly around on brooms ?

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Sat 10/26/19 12:44 PM
cuz their cats won't wear saddles


why do werewolves howl at the moon

 ☮️ Coolchic Dee 💟's photo
Sat 10/26/19 12:56 PM
Edited by ☮️ Coolchic Dee 💟 on Sat 10/26/19 12:57 PM


The sun is too bright shades

What does Count Dracula count ?

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Tue 10/29/19 05:43 AM
Edited by d__u__b on Tue 10/29/19 05:43 AM
pissed off peasants.



how do gangster ghosts make their bones?

Dodo_David's photo
Tue 10/29/19 08:17 AM
They buy a kit from Skeletons-R-Us.

What does the Mummy seek?

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Fri 11/22/19 01:29 PM
Tape to keep his wrappings together

What is black ice?

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Fri 11/22/19 01:42 PM
that super doooper smooth blacktop

what's cookin for dinner tonight?

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Fri 11/22/19 01:48 PM
asparagus, broccoli, and brussel sprout souffle

Why is pizza called pizza?

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Fri 11/22/19 01:54 PM
so you know you are having a pizza da pie.

can you do pizza math?

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Fri 11/22/19 01:57 PM
Yes, of course I can

Why is duct tape so sticky?

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Fri 11/22/19 01:59 PM
to keep you from falling apart


do you need more?

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Fri 11/22/19 02:04 PM
the sky is green

Why are men so fickle?

pumpilicious 💕's photo
Sun 12/15/19 06:03 AM
Because they're made of pickles


What is the meaning of life?

mzrosie's photo
Tue 12/17/19 07:44 PM
Edited by mzrosie on Tue 12/17/19 07:45 PM
It means watching someone else shovel the snow from your driveway

How do you make Christmas merrier? :christmas_tree::christmas_tree::christmas_tree::christmas_tree::christmas_tree:


Dodo_David's photo
Tue 12/17/19 09:40 PM

How do you make Christmas merrier? :christmas_tree::christmas_tree::christmas_tree::christmas_tree::christmas_tree:


By having her meet James Bond.

(In one of the James Bond movies, Christmas is the first name of a Bond girl.)

What does Santa do during the other 364 days of the year?