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Why does the moon get full ? Because it eats until it can eat no more. What are the 4 basic food groups? |
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Wine , chocolate , more wine and more chocolate! Why are circles so round ? |
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Because their rudder is stick, thus they can't go straight.
Why does a chicken coop have only two doors? |
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3 is too many! Why are graveyards so spooky at night ? |
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because none of the residents sleep in at night
why are graveyards fenced in? |
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Because people are dying to get in! Why do witches fly around on brooms ? |
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cuz their cats won't wear saddles
why do werewolves howl at the moon |
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Edited by
☮️ Coolchic Dee 💟
on
Sat 10/26/19 12:57 PM
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The sun is too bright What does Count Dracula count ? |
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Edited by
d__u__b
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Tue 10/29/19 05:43 AM
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pissed off peasants.
how do gangster ghosts make their bones? |
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They buy a kit from Skeletons-R-Us.
What does the Mummy seek? |
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Tape to keep his wrappings together
What is black ice? |
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that super doooper smooth blacktop
what's cookin for dinner tonight? |
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asparagus, broccoli, and brussel sprout souffle
Why is pizza called pizza? |
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so you know you are having a pizza da pie.
can you do pizza math? |
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Yes, of course I can
Why is duct tape so sticky? |
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to keep you from falling apart
do you need more? |
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the sky is green
Why are men so fickle? |
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Because they're made of pickles
What is the meaning of life? |
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Edited by
mzrosie
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Tue 12/17/19 07:45 PM
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It means watching someone else shovel the snow from your driveway
How do you make Christmas merrier? |
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How do you make Christmas merrier? By having her meet James Bond. (In one of the James Bond movies, Christmas is the first name of a Bond girl.) What does Santa do during the other 364 days of the year? |
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