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because he always scrupulously follows the rules
does anyone else? |
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Yes, everyone does
Why are tomatoes red? |
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yours would be too if they got stepped on
what's for dessert |
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broccoli flavored ice cream
Where does the rain come from? |
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over excited snowflakes
why does rain fall? |
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because the ground is so appealing
why do leaves turn color in the fall? |
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they need warmer colors for the winter
why are gurls afraid of dust bunnies |
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Because the dust bunnies might hop on them in the middle of the night
What's for dinner? |
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Edited by
Mary_joy
on
Wed 10/23/19 06:16 AM
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Roasted Icecream
Why does people fight? |
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Because they are looking forward to tomorrow
Why does water freeze? |
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Because itโs not wearing a coat! Why does water boil ? |
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because you yelled at it for not wearing a coat
is dee coming for cookies too? |
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Only if thereโs brownies too! Why did Eric forget to take the butter out of the freezer ? |
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Because his thinker is broke
What thaws butter quickly? |
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because she only asked 41 times
pink sky at night is a sailors delight, why? |
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Because women are attracted to the reflection of pink on the sails
Why do snowmen have three sections? |
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For their 3 course meals.... Why does the sun set every night? |
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Because it's too tiring to shine all day
Why is coconut not a nut? |
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Why is coconut not a nut? Because a psychiatrist cured it. Who let the dogs out? |
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The cats! Why does the moon get full ? |
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