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Tue 11/01/16 07:33 AM
Apartheid.

Why do the elderly fart so much?

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Tue 11/01/16 01:19 AM
A Saudi kleptomaniac

Where have the teletubbies gone?

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Mon 10/31/16 02:04 PM
Nah, Bob doesn't like pie

What does Putin get out of helping Assad?

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Sun 10/30/16 09:50 PM
The Sea of Tranquility

Who ate all the pies?

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Sun 10/30/16 08:09 PM
A sick meal

How do you spell jealous in Klingon?

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Sun 10/30/16 05:22 PM
out landish

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Sun 10/30/16 05:09 PM
Cures impotence, think hard, get hard

Y mca?

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Sun 10/30/16 03:15 PM
No, goats are sex pests, they always end up getting horny and trying to ram someone

Who do midgets look down on?

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Sun 10/30/16 11:51 AM
No, an alcoholic would have gone to the bar first, got drunk and kicked off about the bar not having a laundry service

What does god believe in?

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Sun 10/30/16 08:16 AM
French maids, they're kinky

What is a policeman's ball?

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Sat 10/29/16 06:27 AM
so we can make accusations of sexual harassment if someone turns on the ac

why haven't we assassinated Assad yet?

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Sat 10/29/16 03:48 AM
Eating cheesecake

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Fri 10/28/16 09:42 PM
Being butt-nekkid on a cold, cold day

How does the moon hit your eye?

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Fri 10/28/16 03:48 PM
maybe

if Jews are god's chosen people why are they denied the miracle of bacon?

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Fri 10/28/16 01:58 PM
I hate people who can't control their kids, and I wanna skin people who don't even try

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Fri 10/28/16 12:06 PM
Electrodes on the testicles

where is lemmiwinks?

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Thu 10/27/16 11:27 PM
as many as fit in a cupcake car

y 2k?

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Thu 10/27/16 02:28 PM

Bc 1's for the $, 2's for the show, 3's to get ready, and 4's to go

Why does it snow?

God has dandruff

What the hell is all this skinny jeans crap about??

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Wed 10/26/16 11:28 PM
It makes god weep to see us putting such effort into maintaining something which destroys the environment which maintains us

Dude, where's my car?

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Wed 10/26/16 02:52 PM
thanks for the feedback, it's appreciated

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