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Watermelons are heavier and are harder to throw at people.
What is a gold digger? |
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Long John Silver.
What is an Island. |
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What is an Island. It is what a pilot says upon touching the ground: "I land." Is it Friday yet? |
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I believe it is Friday on Jupiter. I'm just not sure if it's last Friday or this upcoming Friday to us though.
Is there a such a thing as a Mommy Long Legs spider? |
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Only mother would know
What am I gunna do? |
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What am I gunna do? The Hokey-Pokey Scooby-Doo, where are you? |
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He is done
what is done? |
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The Samsung Galaxy Note 7, for one thing.
Who is Banksy? |
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Funny. How did you come up with that one?
Donald J. Trump What kind of artists is Banksy? |
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Funny. How did you come up with that one? Which part? Banksy is a tattoo artist, but one that does his work on very untraditional types of skin. What is the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil? |
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What is the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil? The former is ... The latter is the former's twin sister. How did a lion get into Bullwinkle's hat? |
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One day Scotty was watching Bullwinkle on the Enterprise and beemed him in
Why is it the apple does not fall far from the tree? |
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Why is it the apple does not fall far from the tree? Because the apple owes the tree some money. Why did the chicken cross the road? |
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The corn mash was better.
Why do you buy manure ? |
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Because girls can't make it
Why do do do's offend |
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Because they are missing some be's
What is the strangest ice cream flavor? |
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Because they are missing some be's What is the strangest ice cream flavor? Vanilla because it is the flavour without flavour that is flavoursum What question should I ask? |
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What question should I ask? You just asked it. Can Americans just sleep through the next 4 years starting on November 9th? |
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Absolutely NOT because they are NOT sheep.
Is sheep skin really smooth? |
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Yes but evidently it shrinks
What is a metaphor? |
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