wouldee's one hell of a wishful thinker!! lmao...
xoxoPeaches.

jt said "as long as i don't read "i'm an alcoholic and i'll sleep with anything that crosses my path""
the second part of that is a cha ching 4 me

wow wouldee.. aha.
i'm definitely not your girl hahah.

goodluck though, im sure you'll find her.

dont come across self depreciating, whether its just the way you feel (which you SHOULDNT feel) and dont use it in humour- like sarcasm; when used on the net it can get misinterpreted.

put up a nice picture of yourself that shows your personality, There was this one girls profile I looked at and all she put up were like, EXTREEEEEME close ups of her face (-_-).
yes Im interested in pores, nostrals, eye lids and lips, thanks!

sense of humour is always good, even just a bit is fine, but none kinda looks like that theres no ZEST in your life.

DONT WRITE A NOVEL.

Im just shooting off the top of my head here but Overall you should come across positive, the best profiles are the ones that envoke good emotions.

ask yourself "if I was looking at this profile, would I want to hangout with them?"

hi ho silver!

No pores?? What about up the nose??

they're not THAT promiscuous I guess

Lol

wouldee that is my list for the guy with a few changes: 1) i have more money than him

2)his house is paid for

3)he does whatever i want

4)I can have a night out with the girls

5) I give him an allowance

6) I don't have to eat my peas

7) he can't read my mind

8) he thinks I'm all that

9) he puts the toilet seat down, so i don't fall in

10) his guy friends like to party

We're batting .300 .. 5-6-8- works for me!! When are we going out?

wow...a man who actually reads...woooohoooo...let's go

txmama74's list gets my vote!!!
lol

lmao@ tx

I don't view profiles unless someone views mine, but when I do...... I seek the unique, plays on words, humor, passion and fantasy.... seduce my mind, the body will follow.

a girl's christmas list, actually

I find that they like you to have an imaginary bf

<------eric!!

only if yur naughty n nice.!!!!! lol

#3 and #7 are impossible.
Santa is always out of stock.

@ Gypsy

<-just looks for women that can be themselves

Well, like most others I look at the photo. Even if it's just for friendship a photo can say a lot about a person. I look to see if we have any of the same interests. No kids and no smoking is a plus in my book, but its not an end all.

As for the toilet set thing. Girls we will either lift it up or put it down so chose one and you are in charge of the other.

crazy gluing the toilet seat down is the only option!!