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Mon 12/24/07 09:58 AM
(((((Denise))))) I couldn't love you more if I had two hearts to fill!!! :heart: smooched :heart:

Happy Holidays to you Earth Angel! :heart: smooched flowerforyou smooched :heart:

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Mon 12/24/07 09:47 AM
Love and miss you!!!!!!!!!! :heart: smooched sad

Happy Holidays Earth Angel!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mon 12/24/07 09:40 AM
(((((Kristi))))) Happy Holidays sweetheart!!!!!!! smooched :heart:

Stealing some time while I can to say "HI!"

Missing you all sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much! sad

So you and anyone else will have it..... got2bwylde@yahoo.com I chech email when I can, but can't always spend any time to log on to the site.

Be safe and happy!!!!! :heart: smooched flowerforyou smooched :heart:

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Mon 12/24/07 09:29 AM
Love you lots and lots ((((((((Judy)))))))) Have a wonderful holiday!!!! :heart: smooched drinker smooched :heart:

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Mon 12/24/07 09:28 AM
Hey ya Puffins! smooched

Hope your season is blessed with happiness and joy as well! flowerforyou drinker

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Mon 12/24/07 09:26 AM
Love and miss ya!!!!!!!!!

Good to see you 2 and hope your holiday is a special one my friends! drinker flowerforyou drinker

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Mon 12/24/07 09:23 AM
I'll not only say "HI!", I will wish you the happiest of holidays and send you kisses smooched :heart:

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Mon 12/24/07 09:06 AM
Hi all and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!

Life goes on and I am well looking at a lot of snow these days! laugh Different for a desert dweller I must admit grumble ohwell bigsmile My bells are so cold they ring when I walk! noway laugh Had to buy a new wardrobe..... thought I knew! ohwell Picked up a little car the other day finally, so things will get easier now I hope, been cold out there, but lovin every minute of it. Driving to Upstste NY tomorrow, and looking forward to that, in Massachusettes right now staying with a friend I met here and it is AWESOME!!! Cold, but awesome.

Anyway, like I said in my header, I'll be on the road tomorrow so I wanted to come in and wish you all a safe and happy holiday while I had the chance.

For those who have asked..... Yes, I am still alive, enjoying myself and a good time, but not a lot of opportunity to spend any time here as yet, but perhaps that will change soon. Surely no time to send everyone a greeting individually, so please forgive my need to post it here. I do love and miss you all so very much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :heart: :cry:

So enjoy your holiday, be safe, and love me lots (as I do all of you!) until I can be here regularly once again.

Peace and light, and a joyous holiday to you all!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mon 12/03/07 07:40 AM
Hmmmmmmm....... so if he wants our opinion I guess he'll give it to us? Kewl! Means we can join the mindless mass of existence drones, kick our heels and stumble thru until our next direction is given. DUH! noway huh

See? The mistake you made is thinking for yourself! laugh

Love ya..... just the way ya are! flowerforyou :heart: smooched :heart: flowerforyou


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Fri 11/30/07 01:17 PM

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the silver moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.
"Go get your mother."

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Fri 11/30/07 01:13 PM
Hi all! Just a little stop to check in and let you know I'm still alive and ornery as ever laugh devil bigsmile

Ok.... got this from a friend and thought "What the Hell?" Time to put a stick in it and stir once again laugh devil

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item fro m a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

"That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more."

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

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Fri 11/30/07 06:14 AM
BOO! Guess who? Had to say Hi! laugh bigsmile

Lovin ya lots! flowerforyou :heart: smooched :heart: flowerforyou

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Fri 11/30/07 06:10 AM
Awwwwwwww yer never alone princess, you got me bigsmile smooched :heart:

The Sun is always shining where you are, for you are the brightest light there, and always light up my world with your presense in it too :heart: smooched :heart: (I've got lots and lots of bandaids, I'll always patch ya up...... just smile and be happy bigsmile )

flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou

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Fri 11/30/07 06:01 AM
Hello from the frozen east sweetie :heart: smooched love

All I can say....... I love you so, and the Devil made me do it laugh

Just checking in before I head out the door and wanted to say "HI!" and let ya know I still love ya lots and lots! :heart: love smooched :heart:

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Sat 11/24/07 07:29 AM
Stolen moments are sometimes the best, the ones I get to spend with you are special best! :heart: smooched

Love and miss you sweetheart! :heart: :cry:

:heart: smooched :heart:

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Sat 11/24/07 06:51 AM
Enjoying life is all about what's ahead, never what you leave behind.

Good choice and I wish you future happiness. flowerforyou flowerforyou


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Sat 11/24/07 06:46 AM
They say "anything more than a mouthful is a waste."?! Trust me when I say, I WASTE NOTHING!!!!!!! laugh bigsmile

Hi (((((coco))))) sweetie! smooched :heart:

Love and miss you smooched

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Sat 11/24/07 06:41 AM
Never thought it possible to be happy and jealous at the same time bigsmile ohwell

Lovin you bunches and bunches :heart: smooched bigsmile

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Sat 11/24/07 06:37 AM
I've got a kiss and a few words for ya smooched :wink: bigsmile

Hi sweetie! Missin ya lots! :cry:

:heart: smooched :heart:

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Sat 11/24/07 06:33 AM
Suddenly......... I'm hungry! :wink: bigsmile

Hi sweetie! Missin ya bunches :cry:

:heart: smooched :heart:

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