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.....man in his own image, you'd think he would have done away with ear hair. You know.....looking in the mirror one day and see that you have long this one, long blondish strand of hair on the ear that has no business being there. Why....Lord.....Why????? What other kind of goofy stuff (yeah I know sickness could be mentioned here but I'm trying to keep this light folks) is there? Baldness? Getting rid of those love handles?
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why would they put the balls of the male on the outside and not wrapped in bone : )
in his own image i all ways thought that meant that he was the same as what he made same illnesses, same problems , just a lot more advanced then us high tec cave men |
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Oh boy!
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Guess the Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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Nose hair, most definitely.
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A special mental sonar able to find the channel switcher at all times.
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depends on which god... wouldn't the Jewish god just left the foreskin off?
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I'm pretty sure that that passage in the bible means that man was without sin and perfect. At least I hope that's what it means because if God looks like the rest of us boy are we in the ****!
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A special mental sonar able to find the channel switcher at all times. Dude! The new Pic! Wowzers :-) |
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.....man in his own image, you'd think he would have done away with ear hair. You know.....looking in the mirror one day and see that you have long this one, long blondish strand of hair on the ear that has no business being there. Why....Lord.....Why????? What other kind of goofy stuff (yeah I know sickness could be mentioned here but I'm trying to keep this light folks) is there? Baldness? Getting rid of those love handles? Well now, I think God is a huge jokester. |
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That's cos you all been lied to: woman was created first and the God & Goddess gave her their best shot.
Then she got lonely and they gave her man and they shrugged and thought, sod it, this one don't need to be all that perfect. After the man was designed, God & Goddess discovered another flaw; the balls were too warm in man's tum. So they tweaked the design a mite, and made the balls drop down in a furry carry-on bag when he was around 6-ish. |
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I believe God does have a sense of humor. He probably gave man all these weird nasty bits just so he could look down on us and have a laugh once in a while. ie; I may be old but at least I don't look like those poor sods.
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That's cos you all been lied to: woman was created first and the God & Goddess gave her their best shot. Then she got lonely and they gave her man and they shrugged and thought, sod it, this one don't need to be all that perfect. After the man was designed, God & Goddess discovered another flaw; the balls were too warm in man's tum. So they tweaked the design a mite, and made the balls drop down in a furry carry-on bag when he was around 6-ish. Odd.....my pubes didn't come in till I was age like 12. |
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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire
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the platypus
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the platypus Okay... God was high that day. |
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idk but laser hair removal would be the solutionpersonally i'd start with other areas first lol or maybe i have already
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That's cos you all been lied to: woman was created first and the God & Goddess gave her their best shot. Then she got lonely and they gave her man and they shrugged and thought, sod it, this one don't need to be all that perfect. After the man was designed, God & Goddess discovered another flaw; the balls were too warm in man's tum. So they tweaked the design a mite, and made the balls drop down in a furry carry-on bag when he was around 6-ish. Odd.....my pubes didn't come in till I was age like 12. Hey, this is ancient lore ... don't nitpick the details! |
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The whole "god made man in his image" thing is a total myth, created after the fact by egotistical men. God doesn't look anything like us.
At least that's what my cat tells me. |
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The whole "god made man in his image" thing is a total myth, created after the fact by egotistical men. God doesn't look anything like us. At least that's what my cat tells me. Well, where it all starts to go wrong, is with thinking that god/Source is male. Thinking male/female (and usually "superior/inferior") is duality thinking and Source isn't duality or superior/inferior, Source is Love. Duality does offer choice and choice is option for growth and expansion. Source did give us the most beautiful vessels to have our earthly experiences in and with. I think the human body is the most delicate, beautiful, fine-tuned 'machine' there is. On this planet at least. We all have our own temple, most have just forgotten it actually is a temple. |
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