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Klinger is that you?
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Mention God, ear hair, nose hair, butt hair.......and this thread goes all political.
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Edited by
EmJ1504
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Tue 11/10/15 10:30 AM
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Oh for God's sake. Just goes to show he didn't grace everyone with a sense of humor. I have an awesome sense of humour, but like a lot of personality traits, humour is subjective.  Maybe I should just use more emoticons  
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Edited by
Unknow
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Tue 11/10/15 05:47 PM
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and then he made a woman... from that same man...
I've actually done quite a bit of research on this topic. So, please allow "A Woman" to provide some much needed enlightenment;} 
"According to midrashic literature, Adam's first wife was not Eve but a woman named Lilith, who was created in the first Genesis account. Only when Lilith rebelled and abandoned Adam did God create Eve, in the second account, as a replacement. In an important 13th century Kabbalah text, the Sefer ha-Zohar ("The Book of Splendour") written by the Spaniard Moses de Leon (c. 1240-1305), it is explained that:At the same time Jehovah created Adam, he created a woman, Lilith, who like Adam was taken from the earth. She was given to Adam as his wife. But there was a dispute between them about a matter that when it came before the judges had to be discussed behind closed doors. She spoke the unspeakable name of Jehovah and vanished." Links: http://witcombe.sbc.edu/eve-women/7evelilith.html, http://www.biblicalarchaeology.org/daily/people-cultures-in-the-bible/people-in-the-bible/lilith/ 
so women can just change the bible now?...  pretty sure the bible says something a bit different...
Nope She's right the first mention of it was in Genesis 1:27 God created man and women, and then in Genesis 2:22 God created Eve from Adams rib. Lilith was the name given to the first unnamed women by Jewish scholars much latter. |
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Mention God, ear hair, nose hair, butt hair.......and this thread goes all political.
Amazing innit?! At least now we know why politicians take so long to make important decisions. They probably spend more time on discussing ear hair trimmers and the best wax strips for their bum fluff than they do on political issues. |
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Actually most political "issues" are just a bunch of "bum fluff".
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Belly button (navel)
What's that all about. Would be nice if they just healed over so the stomach was completely flat. All they do is gather fluff that's hard to get out at times 
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Loud farts...What's with them?...Why couldn't God have only made silent ones?...Would be much easier to blame them on someone else
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Loud farts...What's with them?...Why couldn't God have only made silent ones?...Would be much easier to blame them on someone else
Heh - this cartoon came to mind as I read your post above 
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Loud farts...What's with them?...Why couldn't God have only made silent ones?...Would be much easier to blame them on someone else
And make them pine scented. |
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Loud farts...What's with them?...Why couldn't God have only made silent ones?...Would be much easier to blame them on someone else
And make them pine scented. Excellent choice 
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I think Source designed us to not fart at all... we just b*ggered it up ourselves by shoving the wrong fuel in our bodies ...
Like when you put diesel in a petrol car, things will start to clink and cloink |
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and then he made a woman... from that same man...
I've actually done quite a bit of research on this topic. So, please allow "A Woman" to provide some much needed enlightenment;}
"According to midrashic literature, Adam's first wife was not Eve but a woman named Lilith, who was created in the first Genesis account. Only when Lilith rebelled and abandoned Adam did God create Eve, in the second account, as a replacement. In an important 13th century Kabbalah text, the Sefer ha-Zohar ("The Book of Splendour") written by the Spaniard Moses de Leon (c. 1240-1305), it is explained that:At the same time Jehovah created Adam, he created a woman, Lilith, who like Adam was taken from the earth. She was given to Adam as his wife. But there was a dispute between them about a matter that when it came before the judges had to be discussed behind closed doors. She spoke the unspeakable name of Jehovah and vanished." Links: http://witcombe.sbc.edu/eve-women/7evelilith.html, http://www.biblicalarchaeology.org/daily/people-cultures-in-the-bible/people-in-the-bible/lilith/
so women can just change the bible now?... pretty sure the bible says something a bit different...
Nope She's right the first mention of it was in Genesis 1:27 God created man and women, and then in Genesis 2:22 God created Eve from Adams rib. Lilith was the name given to the first unnamed women by Jewish scholars much latter. it's kind of ambiguous, the way that's worded... but i can see where people might think there was another woman besides Eve, even tho i don't think so... |
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and then he made a woman... from that same man...
I've actually done quite a bit of research on this topic. So, please allow "A Woman" to provide some much needed enlightenment;}
"According to midrashic literature, Adam's first wife was not Eve but a woman named Lilith, who was created in the first Genesis account. Only when Lilith rebelled and abandoned Adam did God create Eve, in the second account, as a replacement. In an important 13th century Kabbalah text, the Sefer ha-Zohar ("The Book of Splendour") written by the Spaniard Moses de Leon (c. 1240-1305), it is explained that:At the same time Jehovah created Adam, he created a woman, Lilith, who like Adam was taken from the earth. She was given to Adam as his wife. But there was a dispute between them about a matter that when it came before the judges had to be discussed behind closed doors. She spoke the unspeakable name of Jehovah and vanished." Links: http://witcombe.sbc.edu/eve-women/7evelilith.html, http://www.biblicalarchaeology.org/daily/people-cultures-in-the-bible/people-in-the-bible/lilith/
so women can just change the bible now?... pretty sure the bible says something a bit different...
Nope She's right the first mention of it was in Genesis 1:27 God created man and women, and then in Genesis 2:22 God created Eve from Adams rib. Lilith was the name given to the first unnamed women by Jewish scholars much latter. it's kind of ambiguous, the way that's worded... but i can see where people might think there was another woman besides Eve, even tho i don't think so... The reason it's kind of ambiguous is because the original Hebrew doesn't always translate very well but it is there. |
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Loud farts...What's with them?...Why couldn't God have only made silent ones?...Would be much easier to blame them on someone else
And make them pine scented. Excellent choice
Lavender would work too. And why Lord why do we get those hiccups that last for an agonizing ten minutes or so? 
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Loud farts...What's with them?...Why couldn't God have only made silent ones?...Would be much easier to blame them on someone else
And make them pine scented. Excellent choice
Lavender would work too. And why Lord why do we get those hiccups that last for an agonizing ten minutes or so?
Ever wonder why restaurants put parsley on your plate? That's so after you eat when you fart it smells like parsley. |
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Loud farts...What's with them?...Why couldn't God have only made silent ones?...Would be much easier to blame them on someone else
And make them pine scented. Excellent choice
Lavender would work too. And why Lord why do we get those hiccups that last for an agonizing ten minutes or so?
Ever wonder why restaurants put parsley on your plate? That's so after you eat when you fart it smells like parsley. I was always told to chew it but don't sallow it to make your breath smell better, I didn't know you could use it as a suppository as well? |
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Never waste time in trying to explain or share knowledge
with those committed to misunderstanding it...
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