Topic: how to get ready a women for sex
Beachfarmer's photo
Mon 10/06/14 11:47 AM

Sighs .. Sitting on my hands once more :-)


With bumpy rings I presume.

dreamerana's photo
Mon 10/06/14 12:22 PM

I like mature women very much and I eagerly want to do sex with mature women, so please advice or guide me how to get ready a women for sex

I want comments from women from age 35 to 50


guide you? is that like landing lights on the airport runway?

green407's photo
Mon 10/06/14 12:43 PM


I like mature women very much and I eagerly want to do sex with mature women, so please advice or guide me how to get ready a women for sex

I want comments from women from age 35 to 50


I have heard that this works:




So have I, but it still didn't work for me.

valtheponytail35's photo
Mon 10/06/14 01:07 PM
The first step in the answer of this intriguing and hi-intelligence question is of course to find a woman. Just for reference- not every female you see is not a woman yet even if they have female bits.


not a woman


not a woman either


you just have to take my word for it- that's not a woman either, no matter what men from neighbouring countries will say.

a woman you seek should look something like this


to be continued....(at unspecified time)




valtheponytail35's photo
Mon 10/06/14 01:21 PM
Edited by valtheponytail35 on Mon 10/06/14 01:21 PM
You may disaggree on the last picture because you might have seen smth like her on the streets


She'll definitely be flattered and fall right into your arms as soon as she sees you. No that's a bad idea. Generally women like her come with the burglary alarm, which means somewhere not far from her is...

another man

to be continued...(on another day..or week)

soufiehere's photo
Mon 10/06/14 02:14 PM
Edited for......going there.

soufie
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SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Mon 10/06/14 02:35 PM
Not that difficult: kissing



I like mature women very much and I eagerly want to do sex with mature women, so please advice or guide me how to get ready a women for sex

I want comments from women from age 35 to 50


I was going to give you a detailed set of instructions complete with pictures and two 30 minute videos...Unfortunately, I do not meet your age requirements...smokin .

:laughing::laughing:

I think you should record it anyways and flog it. I'm sure there's a market for it!

no photo
Mon 10/06/14 04:42 PM

Awatersign's photo
Mon 10/06/14 05:15 PM

Yay .... For once it is not me who has been edited for going there...laughing... You naughty boy :-)
My favorite shedevil lolblushing

Awatersign's photo
Mon 10/06/14 05:44 PM



Yay .... For once it is not me who has been edited for going there...laughing... You naughty boy :-)
My favorite shedevil lolblushing
blowing pink smoke in your face and giggling ... Hi u :-)
Don't change that red&black,that totally you all the way!devil flowerforyou

no1phD's photo
Mon 10/06/14 06:49 PM
Edited by no1phD on Mon 10/06/14 07:20 PM
son of a boxs of raisins.. I did get . edited..lol.. I thought I was losing my mind..lol..hmm.. blondie said rope..yes... then I said something else..lol...ok... all good now..waving
. I had to scratch my head there for a second..lol.. thought I was losing my marbles again..laugh ... but then again.. I have a shower wash my hair..
and literally 2 seconds later I can't remember if I washed my hair... Or not..lol.. I am going through a lot of shampoo... but my hair is really clean..lmao

panchovanilla's photo
Mon 10/06/14 07:17 PM
Share your toys with her.


Trust me on this.:angel:

Dodo_David's photo
Mon 10/06/14 07:28 PM
son of a boxs of raisins.. I did get . edited..lol.. I thought I was losing my mind..


huh You still have one to lose? :tongue:

ridewytepony's photo
Mon 10/06/14 08:01 PM
Edited by ridewytepony on Mon 10/06/14 08:25 PM

You are perfect leigh

If you're willing to change you age scale so easy then maybe you are willing to add a gender? You'll have twice the chance of a date on a Saturday night. Just a thought

no photo
Mon 10/06/14 08:33 PM

Want her.
Respect her.
Listen to her.
She is yours.



:thumbsup:

no photo
Mon 10/06/14 10:51 PM
Edited by fleta_n_mach on Mon 10/06/14 11:07 PM


I like mature women very much and I eagerly want to do sex with mature women, so please advice or guide me how to get ready a women for sex

I want comments from women from age 35 to 50



Even though I'm safely out of the age-range for victimhood,


I'll break the fingers of the first person who gives OP the correct answer.



:angel:



Even though I'm safely out of the age-range for victimhood,


I'll break the fingers of the first person who gives OP the correct answer.



:angel:


Seein's how I need certain fingers for communicating in traffic, I'll give a wrong, yet insightful answer.
bigsmile
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In the UK, there's the timeless "fancy a shag?"
.
In the really cool era of American history, the 1980s, asking a woman,
"wanna screw?", was just the ultimate cool thing to do.

See how it works out for you...

Robin Thicke "Blurred Lines" parody - "Cougars" by Fitzy and Wippa
I want lobster. bigsmile

wehaybi's photo
Tue 10/07/14 01:31 AM
Edited by wehaybi on Tue 10/07/14 01:34 AM
do her household chores so she is not tired.

don't forget to sing the following while you are doing the chores:

When I lay back, DILBAGRANA don't know how to act
She ready when the lights go off she climb on top
Her body rocking we don't stop
No handle bars or falling off

no photo
Tue 10/07/14 03:40 AM
Hit her with "routine #5"...just the headwear and the birthday suit. I think maybe 1 out of 15 won't run for their lives... play the averages.

Awatersign's photo
Tue 10/07/14 06:40 AM





Yay .... For once it is not me who has been edited for going there...laughing... You naughty boy :-)
My favorite shedevil lolblushing
blowing pink smoke in your face and giggling ... Hi u :-)
Don't change that red&black,that totally you all the way!devil flowerforyou
red is the colour of passion life and Liverpool ... Making my dad smile :-)
But pink is my fav colour... This color represents compassion, nurturing and love. It relates to unconditional love and understanding, and the giving and receiving of nurturing.

A combination of red and white = pink contains the need for action of red, helping it to achieve the potential for success and insight offered by white. It is the passion and power of red softened with the purity, openness and completeness of white. The deeper the pink, the more passion and energy it exhibits.

Pink is feminine and romantic, affectionate and intimate, thoughtful and caring. It tones down the physical passion of red replacing it with a gentle loving energy :-)

wow! That's some interesting knowledge there,never new that!:think :angel: :smile:

nicky2627's photo
Thu 10/09/14 05:36 AM
well firstly no one needs to justify to anyone that do we or not fall in the age group of older /younger women.... secondly how can one think an older women is so vulnerable or desperate it is all a state of mind I believe we should not carry on with this inhuman discussion periods...........................