Topic: how to get ready a women for sex
Astrid's photo
Mon 10/06/14 08:12 AM

You guys are all a bunch of meanies .. It is a legitimate question for a Virgin and if the site wasn't pg13 I would give a few tips. OP don't message me .. I will chop your balls off and then you definitely will struggle to get a woman ready for sex..., lmao

biggrin biggrin
:laughing: rofl rofl rofl rofl

Beachfarmer's photo
Mon 10/06/14 08:16 AM

You are perfect leigh


laugh

flowerforyou I HAVE to second this.

mrld_ii's photo
Mon 10/06/14 08:26 AM
Even though I'm safely out of the age-range for victimhood,


I'll break the fingers of the first person who gives OP the correct answer.



:angel:

Beachfarmer's photo
Mon 10/06/14 08:46 AM

Even though I'm safely out of the age-range for victimhood,


I'll break the fingers of the first person who gives OP the correct answer.



:angel:



love I absolutely ADORE ex-mafia wives! I'm incredibly surprised I've lived so long.

Rock's photo
Mon 10/06/14 08:52 AM

Even though I'm safely out of the age-range for victimhood,


I'll break the fingers of the first person who gives OP the correct answer.



:angel:


Seein's how I need certain fingers for communicating in traffic, I'll give a wrong, yet insightful answer.
bigsmile
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In the UK, there's the timeless "fancy a shag?"
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In the really cool era of American history, the 1980s, asking a woman,
"wanna screw?", was just the ultimate cool thing to do.
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See how it works out for you...

soufiehere's photo
Mon 10/06/14 09:14 AM
Want her.
Respect her.
Listen to her.
She is yours.

Argo's photo
Mon 10/06/14 09:29 AM

I like mature women very much and I eagerly want to do sex with mature women, so please advice or guide me how to get ready a women for sex

you can start by practicing to extract the beans from the edamame plant using only your lips and tongue....as you gain proficiency in this art form you will soon be able to apply your new-found skills to the woman of your desire.....

no photo
Mon 10/06/14 09:31 AM
Hai

Awatersign's photo
Mon 10/06/14 09:40 AM
I swear,and lord forgive me for swearing,but if this ain't the best thread/topic, then I don't know what is,op,here's to you!drinks drinks drinks drinks drinks drinks drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker ,sorry can't send ya flowers loldrinker

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Mon 10/06/14 10:04 AM

I like mature women very much and I eagerly want to do sex with mature women, so please advice or guide me how to get ready a women for sex

I want comments from women from age 35 to 50


In your case I think it goes like this:
1. Order online
2. Wait for delivery
3. Open box
4. Attach air pump
5. Inflate

There you go :smile:

mikey5360's photo
Mon 10/06/14 10:15 AM
Of course, we have a......hai
laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Mon 10/06/14 10:20 AM
Edited by larsonc on Mon 10/06/14 10:20 AM
Thanks Blondey happy


Wasn't sure how specific I needed to get tongue2

no photo
Mon 10/06/14 10:21 AM
Try hypnosis
look into my eyes


no photo
Mon 10/06/14 10:25 AM

I like mature women very much and I eagerly want to do sex with mature women, so please advice or guide me how to get ready a women for sex

I want comments from women from age 35 to 50


I have heard that this works:


zzzippy56's photo
Mon 10/06/14 10:32 AM
Edited by zzzippy56 on Mon 10/06/14 10:33 AM
How did I miss this.... Oh boy... I see there is popcorn.... I have a tasty beer for this thread.. It's an 8.2 heavy beer... I think heavy is needed here... Pulling up my chair.... Eyes rolling back in my head...... Continue......rofl

How did I know where this guy would be from? Maybe his accent..
They all seem to just want one thing..... I gut boy want have sex kinds post...

valtheponytail35's photo
Mon 10/06/14 10:57 AM

Lol or maybe caveman style!:laughing:


Nope. Try Gangnam style!

Dodo_David's photo
Mon 10/06/14 11:16 AM

Wonders if the op has heard of the lama sutra


He has.


Astrid's photo
Mon 10/06/14 11:17 AM


Lol or maybe caveman style!:laughing:


Nope. Try Gangnam style!


Lol:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
He might also get 1billion hits...i bet not..laugh

Beachfarmer's photo
Mon 10/06/14 11:21 AM
Going back to basics here......




Shoe Shop.

no1phD's photo
Mon 10/06/14 11:35 AM
Wow.. I was really hoping .. to hear
how some of the ladies get ready.
.. for sex.. it would be interesting to hear.. I would imagine it must be similar to what men do... except for the pep talk.. men give to their. manhood..lol..hmm.. do you talk to the girls.. okay ladies I want you at your ... perkiest...lol..... or perhaps you worry about those.. parts of your body you're not particularly happy with.... do women get performance anxiety...hmm... do you worry about your performance.... . that's why sometimes I'll take a shot or two of liquor.. stiff upper lip and all that..laugh :angel: