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Topic: how to get ready a women for sex
larsonc Joined Fri 06/20/14 Posts: 2377	Thu 10/09/14 07:42 AM
This topic is almost as good as that one where the guy wouldn't let his girlfriend poop in his toilet. Does anyone recall that from a few months ago. I remember that one, it was hillarious

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Thu 10/09/14 07:42 AM
This topic is almost as good as that one where the guy wouldn't let his girlfriend poop in his toilet. Does anyone recall that from a few months ago.

mrld_ii Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 1410	Thu 10/09/14 08:02 AM
This topic is almost as good as that one where the guy wouldn't let his girlfriend poop in his toilet. Does anyone recall that from a few months ago. Aside from the obvious, "Why would anybody think/say/DO such a thing", what was his reasoning and rationale? I've wracked my brain, and the best I can come up with is: * people prefer to poop at home, so he doesn't want her to get that comfortable at his place (control issues); * he'd prefer she do it on his chest (freak issues); or * girls have cooties. What was his particular issue?!?

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Thu 10/09/14 08:26 AM Edited by funkyfranky on Thu 10/09/14 08:28 AM
This topic is almost as good as that one where the guy wouldn't let his girlfriend poop in his toilet. Does anyone recall that from a few months ago. Aside from the obvious, "Why would anybody think/say/DO such a thing", what was his reasoning and rationale? I've wracked my brain, and the best I can come up with is: * people prefer to poop at home, so he doesn't want her to get that comfortable at his place (control issues); * he'd prefer she do it on his chest (freak issues); or * girls have cooties. What was his particular issue?!? I think he had OCD and he just didn't want her having a poop in his toilet. As Larsonic said, it was hillarious

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Thu 10/09/14 08:39 AM
This topic is almost as good as that one where the guy wouldn't let his girlfriend poop in his toilet. Does anyone recall that from a few months ago. I remember that one, it was hillarious Same!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Thu 10/09/14 10:09 AM
“I am mastering my love for you and turning it inwards as a constituent element of myself.”

hairbee Joined Fri 10/03/14 Posts: 12	Fri 10/10/14 12:17 AM
Try telling her how important it is to you and allow her to participate if she promises to control her emotions.

zzzippy56 Joined Sun 01/12/14 Posts: 7308	Fri 10/10/14 12:30 AM
I like mature women very much and I eagerly want to do sex with mature women, so please advice or guide me how to get ready a women for sex I want comments from women from age 35 to 50 This line never works for me..... But maybe its my wording.... Ya right..

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Fri 10/10/14 06:05 PM
Try inflating it, if it goes down on you then that's a bonus

larsonc Joined Fri 06/20/14 Posts: 2377	Sun 10/12/14 02:19 PM
Try inflating it, if it goes down on you then that's a bonus

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Sun 10/12/14 03:17 PM
Try inflating it, if it goes down on you then that's a bonus And make sure to have the puncture repair kit handy at all times.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48928	Sun 10/12/14 04:59 PM
"how to get ready a women for sex" Liquor?

markc48 Joined Wed 05/07/08 Posts: 5536	Sun 10/12/14 07:33 PM
"how to get ready a women for sex" Liquor? Or Lick her

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Sun 10/12/14 08:00 PM
Let her out of the trunk. Use some caution. 25 miles of bumpy back roads may have caused some resentment.

stan_147 Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 3441	Sun 10/12/14 08:31 PM
Seduce her mind, the rest will follow.