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| Topic: who want's to be my online dad? | |
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Cuss me all you want, just don't call me daddy.... Now get your a$$ in there and clean your dam room before I take my belt off. This was the first of countless times, that you made referance to Pete's a$$. Are you sure you don't want him to call you DADDY? Depends if Brenda comes back or not, can't even take care of that trick without him pouting and whimpering in the background... And if this sheit with Barbra don't go well because he didn't clean my truck good enough, you can bet you sweet a$$ I'm going to come home and screw something.... Oh quit whining and get back to your still making your corn liquor!! If I run out of liquor on Sunday... Pete better have his a$$ down at the Catholic Church stealing me some communion wine.... |
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Sun 07/06/14 07:17 AM
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 Thought this was going to be some sickazz babygirl fantasy...this is much better. What a riot! |
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He was whining like a baby girl when I had Brenda bowed up in his mothers bed last night, every time her head hit the headboard, a whimper came out of Pete's mouth...
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PETE where's my damn drink at !!!!
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PETE where's my damn drink at !!!! He ran away from home!! You scared him off!!  
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PETE where's my damn drink at !!!! He ran away from home!! You scared him off!! it's not my fault Brenda took her teeth out before she came in... $10 don't buy top-of-the-line, it's about time he learns that... Dam boy ain't ever going to grow up... |
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PETE where's my damn drink at !!!! He ran away from home!! You scared him off!! it's not my fault Brenda took her teeth out before she came in... $10 don't buy top-of-the-line, it's about time he learns that... Dam boy ain't ever going to grow up... Oh I think he's growing up just fine! He just had to get away from an abusive dad like you...guess now you're just going to have to mix your own drinks!!
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There are plenty of two bit tricks out there that will mix my drinks... Pete can't leave me... He won't last too nights out there without his little teddy bear...
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There are plenty of two bit tricks out there that will mix my drinks... Pete can't leave me... He won't last too nights out there without his little teddy bear... I got him a new one that's clean! 
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I got tired of washing the dam thing after he hunched on it every night... That's why I started banging Brenda and the other waffle house queens... Sooner or later he needed to learn life is not about teddy bears.. It's about getting what you can get..
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I got tired of washing the dam thing after he hunched on it every night... That's why I started banging Brenda and the other waffle house queens... Sooner or later he needed to learn life is not about teddy bears.. It's about getting what you can get.. The results are in from the "Father of the Year" election committee! You lost! Next!! 
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okay pa PS: your not my real dad!!! lol, this is fun I don't want to hear that shet, get in there and clean the f- ing room before I loose my motherf-ing temper son.... That's hot...... 
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I got tired of washing the dam thing after he hunched on it every night... That's why I started banging Brenda and the other waffle house queens... Sooner or later he needed to learn life is not about teddy bears.. It's about getting what you can get.. The results are in from the "Father of the Year" election committee! You lost! Next!! You have no idea what that little hell child is like, I know I did not squirt him out, but I took responsibility... You didn't see any other guys eager to step up to the plate did you... I don't do this for an award, this is what real love is all about... Once I get another $10 saved up and he can have a shot at Brenda, he will not need a mother or any other woman for that matter until he gets horny again... Face the facts, he knows what they are all about... |
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Is this method acting.....
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I got tired of washing the dam thing after he hunched on it every night... That's why I started banging Brenda and the other waffle house queens... Sooner or later he needed to learn life is not about teddy bears.. It's about getting what you can get.. The results are in from the "Father of the Year" election committee! You lost! Next!! You have no idea what that little hell child is like, I know I did not squirt him out, but I took responsibility... You didn't see any other guys eager to step up to the plate did you... I don't do this for an award, this is what real love is all about... Once I get another $10 saved up and he can have a shot at Brenda, he will not need a mother or any other woman for that matter until he gets horny again... Face the facts, he knows what they are all about... I gave him $50.00 to go pick out the father of his choice at "Fathers-R-Us" since no one else was stepping up to the plate as a good dad 
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Is this method acting..... This is real life in action |
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Once Pete gets back from the Catholic Church with that good communion wine he and I will have a talk... As long as he tells me everything I want to hear, I will make him mamwich tonight instead of spam...
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Once Pete gets back from the Catholic Church with that good communion wine he and I will have a talk... As long as he tells me everything I want to hear, I will make him mamwich tonight instead of spam... Mamwich or Maamwich? You mean Brenda between two slices of bread?
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Once Pete gets back from the Catholic Church with that good communion wine he and I will have a talk... As long as he tells me everything I want to hear, I will make him mamwich tonight instead of spam... What a great daddy you are......
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Once Pete gets back from the Catholic Church with that good communion wine he and I will have a talk... As long as he tells me everything I want to hear, I will make him mamwich tonight instead of spam... Mamwich or Maamwich? You mean Brenda between two slices of bread? I'm sure Brenda would not mind, I will talk to Pete and see if he wants to tagteam with ol' dad here... Probably cost me more than $10 though is the thing and with him not doing his chores and mixing my drinks fast enough... Hell, i'm just not sure I will spend the money... |
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