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i feel bad now
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The only thing perverse about this scenario is Pete not getting my dam drinks to me fast enough, hell he is going out to the boating like later tonight if he straightens his act up... It's not my fault his bedroom is on the other side of the wall when Brenda comes over... I have offered him a shot and Brenda on more than one occasion, he just can't let that teddy bear go though... And the whimper, my God the whimper, drives me insane...
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i feel bad now Why do you feel bad, she can go be the example she craves in your mama thread... |
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firstly, i don't go there to go boating and secondly i'm phoning child protection thingy
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Your mother told me she was doing the child protection thingy too, I hope you do not have to learn the hard way like I did.... Sure you do not want to stay here with Brenda and I tonight?
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i feel bad now Why do you feel bad, she can go be the example she craves in your mama thread... Why not? I successfully raised 3 kids all honor students without any financial aid or emotionally supportive aid from their father! I qualify as a mother/father figure more than you did here. And I didn't resort to any expletives in the process! So you can't even begin to tell me what kind of mother I would be. I'm there regardless of whether there is a "real" dad or not! I've lived the real life also!  .. And I commend you on the fine job you did raising your children, my mother did the same. |
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i feel bad now Why do you feel bad, she can go be the example she craves in your mama thread... Why not? I successfully raised 3 kids all honor students without any financial aid or emotionally supportive aid from their father! I qualify as a mother/father figure more than you did here. And I didn't resort to any expletives in the process! So you can't even begin to tell me what kind of mother I would be. I'm there regardless of whether there is a "real" dad or not! I've lived the real life also!
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Where's my dam drink at..... Like I have said before, I am the only the sane son of a bit@h in this place...
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Edited by
dcastelmissy
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Tue 07/08/14 07:08 PM
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i feel bad now Why do you feel bad, she can go be the example she craves in your mama thread... Oh and BTW, I did just that! And another BTW, although I am not a Jehovah's Witness, I was raised as one with the attitude that if you say you believe in a God, it better show in your ethics and the way you care about your family...therefore my love of mine !! |
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i feel bad now Why do you feel bad, she can go be the example she craves in your mama thread... Oh and BTW, I did just that! And another BTW, although I am not a Jehovah's Witness, I was raised as one with the attitude that if you say you believe in a God, it better show in your ethics and the way you care about your family...therefore my love of mine !! 
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Dammit Pete, see the mess that you have gotten us into now!... Now your masters are going to release the ghost spiders in the house while we are sleeping... You may want to sleep in the bed with Brenda and I, I will pay her a little extra to stay the night and you can sleep on the other side of her... Make sure she cleans it up for you first if y'all decide to do anything while I'm passed out... Unfortunately son, you get what you pay for... This dam wheat liquor ain't so bad...
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Edited by
Thomas27
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Tue 07/08/14 08:29 PM
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Look here Pete, we need to talk...
I was down there at the Catholic Church the other day smoking pot and drinking communion wine with father Martin before the service... WHAT??!!!... Hell no we wasn't doing nothing illegal, I can get in my car and drive 50 miles down the interstate and throw a rock over the Colorado border, hell pot is legal over there... See we wouldn't do nothing wrong here in Kansas... But I ain't driving down the interstate without my drink now, my drink is going with me... So I was talking with father Martin as we were passing the ball back-and-forth and it hit me, I FOUND THE HOLY GHOST! Hell, I almost didn't believe it at first... But as father Martin exhaled from that joint, he said it was so... He was coughing and talking at the same time so I didn't catch everything he said but I'm sure he said it was the Holy Ghost... There's just one thing son and I want to introduce you to this here Holy Ghost, but you got to understand and accept this one thing.. See this ghost is in the form of a spider... Sheit, dateline neither... Father Martin even said so himself.. Just think of him as I Holy Ghost Spider, father Martin said he will just being you up in his way up a shield you from all evil like that Satan sperm it has you brainwashed.. Let's just try this before you run off to the Church of Wells in Texas and disown me.... Hang on right there, go fix me another drink so we can finish this conversation... |
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Edited of personal attacks.
Please stay on-Topic, which is in jest. soufie Site Moderator |
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Son, you coming in here with Brenda and I? Fix me a drink before you come in here, you know how I like that last one to be strong so I can go right on to sleep ... Brenda is already paid up for the night, so you do not have to worry about none of that ..
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So I was talking with father Martin as we were passing the ball back-and-forth and it hit me, I FOUND THE HOLY GHOST! Hey Mister...� It's me with my balls again... Wondering if Petey can search the HOLY GHOST with me inside my balls sack... Purrty plsssss!!! |
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I'll tell you what, they better keep their balls away from my Brenda when I am paying for her... See, when I pay $15 for her for the whole night, she belongs to me and Pete and nobody else... Son mix me a shot of that dam wheat liquor and a five hour energy... You know how you make it hard on me to get going in the morning... I'm tired of this sheit...
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i'm moving out dad, and no amount of horses heads in my bed will change that so please stop
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I may stop by if it's on the way to the liquor store, but hell I can't afford to drive all over town to see your a$$.. Jesus H Christ son, after I paid Brenda extra, this is the thanks I get... WTF... You will be back and I may or may not let you back in... You better leave that f-ing wheat liquor in the dam cabinet... You just don't give a sheit about me and all I have been through since your mother ran off to Vermont, you selfish little prick.. Who's going to mix my drinks while you are gone...
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@thomas. There goes your extra government check!
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@thomas. There goes your extra government check! lol |
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