Topic: who want's to be my online dad?
MariahsFantasy's photo
Mon 07/07/14 02:35 PM
Edited by MariahsFantasy on Mon 07/07/14 02:38 PM
love how this escalated from highs to lows, back to highs and concluding with comfortable lows. ahh such is life.

carry on...laugh bigsmile

TBRich's photo
Mon 07/07/14 02:42 PM
Gee I thought it was about being good dad.bad dad for pete. Oh that's right Pete, don't make any effort, of g-d wanted you in college, he'd miracle your azz there. I will remove you from the gene pool so that you can't contaminate the rest of the world, even if it short ***** every cannibal in the Congo

petemcl's photo
Tue 07/08/14 05:22 PM
hey, i'm the kid by the way. this has went mental since i started it, and i'm in custody? wow, us poor young people scared

petemcl's photo
Tue 07/08/14 05:25 PM

i dont know how
your real father
was to you

but my dad
well my parents
were married for 21yrs
and he owned
his own business
where he was hardly ever home
when we needed him. he wasent there
when we didnt need him he was there

i remember i was eating breakfast one morning
and my dad walked in.. he suposely was working all nite
dont know how much that was even true

not even 6months after there divorce
he got remarried to his Secretary of 10yrs
they were married for 31yrs before she past away
no one in the family could stand her

he has gf now of 3yrs
and we all adore her
it can be she has her own family
and she knows what it means
my step mom.. was a only child
so she didnt have to share
and she never had kids

never even seen my dad or even know his name

petemcl's photo
Tue 07/08/14 05:31 PM
screw you dad, i'm going out to that party by the boating lake, you'll remember it; it's where you met mom!!!!!tears

Thomas27's photo
Tue 07/08/14 05:36 PM
Edited by Thomas27 on Tue 07/08/14 05:35 PM

screw you dad, i'm going out to that party by the boating lake, you'll remember it; it's where you met mom!!!!!tears


That's also where she told me that she was on the pill... There were a couple of girls that I could have had that night and out of all of the ones I chose that two bit trick that ran off to Vermont... And you wonder why I drink the way I do... Keep going down to that lake, I do not make enough to buy us both corn liquor...

petemcl's photo
Tue 07/08/14 05:38 PM
what wheat liquor not good enough anymore. i once seen you drink outta da toilet

Thomas27's photo
Tue 07/08/14 05:41 PM

what wheat liquor not good enough anymore. i once seen you drink outta da toilet


Screw that wheat liquor!!.. I wasn't drinking out of the toilet... That was the night your deranged mother poisoned my vodka and I was throwing my guts up.... Why do you think I do not drink vodka anymore... I will never be hugging the toilet like that again...

petemcl's photo
Tue 07/08/14 05:44 PM
it was about the only thing you ever hugged, lol

petemcl's photo
Tue 07/08/14 05:53 PM
i now have to pay out the a$$ for a$$ spankings, so the dollar signs are appropriate; see dad, i'm damaged emotionally.tears

Thomas27's photo
Tue 07/08/14 05:54 PM
Quit that dam crying and man out, even that toothless two bit hooker Brenda does not like to see a grown man cry... And throw that dam teddy bear in the garbage... Don't make me whip your a$$ son...

petemcl's photo
Tue 07/08/14 06:01 PM
if you do i'll save 30, but still.... em... no

Thomas27's photo
Tue 07/08/14 06:06 PM
You want to be a little smart a$$ I see... Your mama ain't going to be here to save you from my belt this time ... I'll knock that smirk right off your face... That public-school that you are going to has you brainwashed... I do not want you hanging around those Jehovah's witnesses anymore you hear me!!!...

petemcl's photo
Tue 07/08/14 06:14 PM
but they are my masters now...

0ldhag's photo
Tue 07/08/14 06:16 PM



okay pa

PS: your not my real dad!!!

lol, this is fun


I don't want to hear that shet, get in there and clean the f- ing room before I loose my motherf-ing temper son....


wow this is realistic


I think this is actually turning you on slaphead

Thomas27's photo
Tue 07/08/14 06:18 PM
Where's my dam drink at... Next thing you know, you will be wearing a funny little hat and crushing wine glasses wrapped up in napkins... I tried to get you to go down to the Catholic Church with me where they serve the good wine... Hell father Martin ain't never been too good to pass the bottle... What a dam waste running around with that bunch... I don't give a sheit they tell you to do, you better mix my drink before you do anything...

petemcl's photo
Tue 07/08/14 06:20 PM




okay pa

PS: your not my real dad!!!

lol, this is fun


I don't want to hear that shet, get in there and clean the f- ing room before I loose my motherf-ing temper son....


wow this is realistic


I think this is actually turning you on slaphead

me or him(AKA daddy).

Thomas27's photo
Tue 07/08/14 06:26 PM
I told you, do not call me daddy, your a$$ better address me as sir and when I tell you to fix my drink and mix my corn liquor with coke, all I want to hear is, coming right up sir... Keep on with those smart a$$ remarks and there will be no boating lake in your future for tonight.. You will be stuck here to hear Brenda's head banging against your mothers headboard....

petemcl's photo
Tue 07/08/14 06:29 PM
but there's only that wheat liquor and that cheap tasteless store brand cola. in the fridge. and nothing else...

dcastelmissy's photo
Tue 07/08/14 06:38 PM
In my humble opinion, this started out as funny and has turned into something which seems perverse now. Regardless of whether this re-enacts situations which may occur in real life and regardless of the fact that the one portraying the dad really helps kids who go through this scenario or not, by its essence, it is abusive and detrimental to it's desired wake up call to life. Show the love and spread the hope of better things for kids or parents who may have fallen into these situations. Just an opinion from someone whose experienced these things and risen above them!