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Edited by
Awatersign
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Sat 07/05/14 08:14 PM
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Lol WTF
 you people are realy nuts lol this S&%T is better than tv lol ,OH MY if i knew you folks were that much fun i woulda been here lil while 
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Shhhh AWatersign...it's a secret we're all nuts...nobody else is supposed to know!
  
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Shhhh AWatersign...it's a secret we're all nuts...nobody else is supposed to know!
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I told you not to be stupid you moron, now shut up! sit down!
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How about you get those dam fairy tales out of that thick skull son, I'm the only one that will care for you. These people will drop you first chance they get... Face it, you need me just like your mother needs me... But, but she left you for the sleazy truck driver so that means this son doesn't need you either! Oh the shame 
She'll be back, all I have to do is snap my fingers... I thought you broke them on your last job???
I will kick her a$$ all the way back from Vermont to Mississippi... Just as I thought...you don't even know where she came from!! 
She goes where I tell her a$$ to go... |
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^^.this is some serious f up Shhnizle
U 2..f.n funny.. 
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How about you get those dam fairy tales out of that thick skull son, I'm the only one that will care for you. These people will drop you first chance they get... Face it, you need me just like your mother needs me... But, but she left you for the sleazy truck driver so that means this son doesn't need you either! Oh the shame
She'll be back, all I have to do is snap my fingers... I thought you broke them on your last job???
I will kick her a$$ all the way back from Vermont to Mississippi... Just as I thought...you don't even know where she came from!!
She goes where I tell her a$$ to go... Well, I'm not your so-called Brenda or whoever you assume Pete's mother to be...but you'll never tell me where to go and I'm here just to protect the kid from the likes of you. Have you taken your meds today?? Just asking...
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I got my $10 worth from Brenda and kicked her a$$ out of the house... Made her get dressed outside... Nasty a$$ hoe...
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I got my $10 worth from Brenda and kicked her a$$ out of the house... Made her get dressed outside... Nasty a$$ hoe... You got off cheap!!! Now how are you going to treat Pete??? He may need more volunteers to step up to the plate....and don't think for a moment you can't be replaced as a father!
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Pete mix me a drink damit... Don't put a lot of coke in it, ruin my liquor and I'll be pissed...
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He knows where his spam comes from...
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Pete mix me a drink damit... Don't put a lot of coke in it, ruin my liquor and I'll be pissed... How many times do I have to repeat myself Thomas...you drank up all the liquor already! You need to go buy some more...and pick up something else for Pete to eat besides Spam...that is if you want him to fix you another drink!!!
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Pete mix me a drink damit... Don't put a lot of coke in it, ruin my liquor and I'll be pissed... How many times do I have to repeat myself Thomas...you drank up all the liquor already! You need to go buy some more...and pick up something else for Pete to eat besides Spam...that is if you want him to fix you another drink!!!
He is lucky to have what I choose to give him..he's crying in his room after hearing Brenda and I go at it in his mothers bed.. Dam boy... |
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Punk azz kid, looked at his head its the size of a planet; I swear it has its own weather system and gravity. He gets that from Brenda's side of the family. You gonna cry sissy Mary?
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Pete mix me a drink damit... Don't put a lot of coke in it, ruin my liquor and I'll be pissed... How many times do I have to repeat myself Thomas...you drank up all the liquor already! You need to go buy some more...and pick up something else for Pete to eat besides Spam...that is if you want him to fix you another drink!!!
He is lucky to have what I choose to give him..he's crying in his room after hearing Brenda and I go at it in his mothers bed.. Dam boy... Poor Pete! He needs another dad...you're unfit and uncaring. You are heartless and uncaring as a father! Pete needs another dad! Any other volunteers guys??? Pete deserves a good dad! 
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I'm the best dam thing that ever happened to him, who bought him his first crack hoe... Sure as hell wasn't his ma...
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I'm the best dam thing that ever happened to him, who bought him his first crack hoe... Sure as hell wasn't his ma... Well score one point for his ma! At least she didn't contribute to any deliquency issue...unlike you! 
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I showed him where the health department was to get rubbers so he wouldn't get get anything... See I do care about about Pete... Where's my dam corn liquor at....
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I showed him where the health department was to get rubbers so he wouldn't get get anything... See I do care about about Pete... Where's my dam corn liquor at.... Probably still in the still where you left it! Pete deserves better than you and it will be your loss! 
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Pete always comes crawling back.... He knows where the spam is...
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