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Topic: who want's to be my online dad?
Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Wed 07/09/14 01:34 PM
Son you will come crawling back, it's a matter of time... You remember what happened last time you left me alone with that liquor and your grandpas old revolver... What's the point of living if you and your mother are going to leave me... You are just like your scumbag sorry excuse, waste of human flesh mother in Vermont... Don't be surprised if I'm not here when you get back... Where is that little piece of sheit dog of yours, I'm about to kick it's little f-ing a$$...

realcarebear Joined Sat 12/07/13 Posts: 6876	Wed 07/09/14 02:40 PM
There's always Brenda....

Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Wed 07/09/14 03:07 PM
Brenda will never be the same without Pete hearing his mothers headboard banging against our bedroom wall and him whimpering in the background...

realcarebear Joined Sat 12/07/13 Posts: 6876	Wed 07/09/14 03:10 PM
I'm sure if you pay her a few extra dollars and share your liquor she'll get over it...

Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Sun 07/13/14 04:12 PM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CUvFeyGxaaU

HoneyFly Joined Mon 01/27/14 Posts: 1962	Sun 07/13/14 04:30 PM


petemcl Joined Sat 09/28/13 Posts: 662	Mon 07/14/14 02:39 PM
So I was talking with father Martin as we were passing the ball back-and-forth and it hit me, I FOUND THE HOLY GHOST! Hey Mister...� It's me with my balls again... Wondering if Petey can search the HOLY GHOST with me inside my balls sack... Purrty plsssss!!! oh my god what? this is altar boy all over again...

Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Mon 07/14/14 02:42 PM


petemcl Joined Sat 09/28/13 Posts: 662	Mon 07/14/14 03:00 PM
being an altar boy is a lot like working in a strip club. all the money down your pants and the groping customers/ priests and wine.

Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Mon 07/14/14 03:07 PM
being an altar boy is a lot like working in a strip club. all the money down your pants and the groping customers/ priests and wine. Always thought father Martin was a little dirty...

petemcl Joined Sat 09/28/13 Posts: 662	Mon 07/14/14 03:10 PM
not as bad as father feelthemyoung

Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Mon 07/14/14 03:12 PM
not as bad as father feelthemyoung Is he a Jehovah's Witness?

petemcl Joined Sat 09/28/13 Posts: 662	Mon 07/14/14 03:13 PM
not as bad as father feelthemyoung Is he a Jehovah's Witness? he didn't witness anything apparently, unlike the nuns in the trial

Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Mon 07/14/14 03:35 PM
not as bad as father feelthemyoung Is he a Jehovah's Witness? he didn't witness anything apparently, unlike the nuns in the trial I heard the nuns removed their chastity belts after the trial

petemcl Joined Sat 09/28/13 Posts: 662	Mon 07/14/14 03:45 PM
not as bad as father feelthemyoung Is he a Jehovah's Witness? he didn't witness anything apparently, unlike the nuns in the trial I heard the nuns removed their chastity belts after the trial they had too, they were my compensation ,lol

Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Mon 07/14/14 03:48 PM
not as bad as father feelthemyoung Is he a Jehovah's Witness? he didn't witness anything apparently, unlike the nuns in the trial I heard the nuns removed their chastity belts after the trial they had too, they were my compensation ,lol I heard that you still didn't get nun ... Get it! lol

HoneyFly Joined Mon 01/27/14 Posts: 1962	Tue 07/15/14 01:19 AM
Oh my god what? this is altar boy all over again... Me so sorry Petey. Me don't know you traumatized. We go kick Father Feelthemyoung's balls & say "No more touchy on your weewee!" Ok?

mikey5360 Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096	Tue 07/15/14 09:48 AM
I don't know if I am ready to be a father again....and to you two tearaways....might ruin my reputation..

Thomas27 Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 4860	Tue 07/15/14 10:39 AM
Just think of all the excitement!

mikey5360 Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096	Tue 07/15/14 10:42 AM
Just think of all the excitement! Haha I will think about that while I am driving to work.....see you mate.